Otaku In The Nasuverse

( A/N did you know that big monks have small dongs also why can't I get Demon King Oda Nobunaga it's not fair bye the way before someone asks me again to explain why I say mountain level is not shit rewatch alter saber vs medusa and that's your answer also archer shoots a mountain buster arrow like nothing and before you say something about it being a fake he uses it as a broken phantasm)

As I got some of my strength back I threw a confused prelati off of me and dusted myself off damn it all now I have to get a carriage all the fucking way back to america ( A/N yes he was in america while fighting dead apostles because of one reason how many vampire stories are made there alone)

But then I remembered that enhance existed and started to walk over to him and as I near him I notice that he is knocking on death's door with half of his body just gone and looking like he went to hell and back and bye the kill me look on his face

He's probably in lots of pain as I think that prelati decides to ask him if he's in pain and he says no i'm not in pain in fact it feels like i'm being hugged by my mother YES I'M FUCKING IN PAIN YOU LITTLE SHIT!

And as he says that I decide to help him out a little since i'm such a kind person and would never take advantage of the fact that I saved his life to force him to do me a favor in the future I would never (A/N....) anyway I summon a bag of blood for him using the little od I have left

And as I do so he uses the rest of his power to snatch it away from me and downs it all in one go and much to no one's surprise he starts regenerating faster and as he does that I could not help but think how the fuck did this guy originally beat the 27th because of his bullshit abilities then I remember something

Very important in the nasuverse if you try and kill someone using the element of surprise they probably won't live and he might have used some bullshit power to obliterate the 27th and the hill because that's the only way I can think of him winning anyway as he finishes regening not wanting to see his little brother I make some new stuff for him to ware and through it at him

And as he starts regening I pick up prelati and start caring them so I can get od faster because i don't really feel like traveling all the way back to america on a fucking carriage (A/N their are curse words here because look you probably started cursing at 7 don't lie to me and say you only started cursing as an adult because thats a lie and you know it)

They open their mouth to say something that would probably be the most not kid friendly thing on the planet but I put my hand over their mouth and with a friendly smile on my face I ask can you kindly not open your fucking mouth you walking talking ass hole

And much to my chagrin they talked anyway oh I never knew you thought about my ass hole while looking at me i'll keep that in mind for the bedroom and as they say that on reflex I try to throw them away but I remember why I have them in my arms in the first place and decide to not do that

And they smile like they found something amusing well i'm fucked as I think that they ask me oh it looks like you need some od from me why didn't you just ask you know me I would have gladly accepted giving you some were friends after all

(A/N before you get confused on why he drank some of their blood it's simple mana transfer where you can exchange bodily fluids for od or prana)

But since i'm a giga chad I ignore them and look over to a fully clothed enhance who is glaring daggers at prelati probully still mad at them for asking if they were in pain with half of their body gone but for now I decided to ignore the look on

Their face and walk over to them telling them to follow me and head to the closest place where we can find a carriage wait never mind we just need horses I can just make one even though I would probably pass out after that it would be way better than anything people of this age could make

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We just bought a horse for are carriage and since we have as soon as we get outside here I can make one and pass out because using my od all day is tiresome if i'm being honest

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We walked for a little bit after leaving the small town I made the carriage and promptly passed out like you do when you almost have no od left ( A/N i'm skipping them getting into the church and how they did so because onsistally I don't fucking know how to make them get in without bullshiting a way anyway bye)