Pamper Eighties

The next day, Feng Dafu got up from the bed early in the morning, and his daughter-in-law asked him strangely, “Why are you getting up so early?”

Feng Dafu looked at her black and red face, the black grass and ash mixed with dried blood, she was not good-looking in the first place, but now she looks even uglier, he turned his face away in disgust, and said impatiently: “You take care of me, you stay at home, don’t go out and embarrass me, I won’t be back for dinner at noon.”

Feng Dafu’s old lady heard the movement in the room and had already got up to cook diligently. Feng Dafu ate two bowls of gruel, and set off anxiously to Niujia Village.

Niu Xingsheng called seven or eight scumbags and was discussing plans at home. When he saw Feng Dafu at the door of the house, he stood up and walked out and said, “You came just in time, we have almost discussed it, you will take us to Longling now. , where is the water source in your village, you should know better than us, right?”

Feng Dafu grinned and laughed: “Hey, I know, Brother Niu, then let’s go.”

A group of ten people walked out of Niujia Village with shovels and hoes, and slowly entered Longling along the mountain road. Although Niujia Village is close to Longling, few people from the village come to this mountain. The first time I came here, I felt strange everywhere.

Niu Xingsheng secretly calculated the human and material resources of Taoyuan Village in his heart, and he couldn’t help but say: “Brother Feng, how do I remember that there are only more than 2,000 people in your village? Except for the elderly, women and children, there are not many strong men, right? This mountain road Are you really doing it yourself? How can you make it so spacious?”

In fact, what he wanted to ask the most was how the people in Taoyuan Village managed to do it. Seeing the style of this mountain road, it was no wonder that the secretary wanted to name the person named Feng at the meeting. He was reluctant to admit that Feng Yimin was better than him. But this mountain road is clearly laid out in front of you. Could there be any other tricks for that kid named Feng?

Feng Dafu led the way, turned around and said a little sourly: “Brother Niu, didn’t I tell you before, we have a mountain **** in Longling, his mana is very powerful, and it is very effective. People in our village have gone to worship, and the old man helped us build the mountain road with a whimper. How about saying that Feng Yimin has had a bad luck? He was so thick-skinned that he met Grandpa Mountain God for help. Very, take the credit for building the road to yourself, you will really put money on your face, bah!”

Niu Xingsheng heard him say this, but he didn’t believe it at all. He is the most staunch atheist. He has done a lot of bad things over the years. If there is a god, why not repay him? Immortals are all bullshit, he said disdainfully: “Do you think you are stupid? Where is there any immortal in this world? I make a wish to the God of Wealth every day to ask him to give me 108,000 yuan, why doesn’t he give it to me? I see Your brain was fooled by those cadres in your village, what is the age now? You are still engaged in feudal superstition, so I must tell him well when I see the secretary next time.”

Feng Dafu closed his mouth embarrassingly. He had seen Grandpa Mountain God appear with his own eyes, but he still didn’t want to believe it. If there were really gods in this world, then all the **** he had heard of before would also be true. He has done a lot of stalking chickens and dogs. After death, it is inevitable to put the oil in the pan. His daughter-in-law will probably have her tongue pulled out. Thinking of this, he shudders, blah blah blah, he doesn’t believe it.

Feng Dafu led them halfway, then turned away from the mountain road and turned to a small road. After crossing the two mountains in front, he heard the sound of rushing water. He went down into the valley and pointed to the hole in front of the mountain stream and said: “Brother Niu, that is the spring. The river in our village flows from here.”

Niu Xingsheng walked to the entrance of the cave and observed it carefully. The entrance of the cave didn’t look very big, it was similar to a water tank, but the water column sprayed from it was as big as a water tank, and it kept pouring out one after another. rushing down the mountain stream below.

After observing for a while, he decided to do something here, backed up and instructed the dog-legs to say, “Do you see that big rock under the hole? Come up together and block it back for me, I’ll stop right from the source. Block their water supply, hehehe.”

The dog-legs put down their hoes and shovels, spit two mouthfuls of saliva into their hands and rubbed them evenly, then swarmed to the outside of the hole, and they struggled to lift the big rock, their faces flushed red. Feng Dafu stood by and watched the excitement, making Niu Xingsheng annoyed and kicked his **** from behind and said, “Why are you still standing here? Why don’t you go up and help?”

Feng Dafu pointed at the tip of his nose in surprise and said, “Brother Niu, I’m here to show you the way, why do you need my help?”

Niu Xingsheng’s face was so gloomy that he was about to get out of the water. This guy with no wink, there were only the two of them here. If Feng Dafu didn’t go to help, wouldn’t he want him to play in person? Sure enough, the people who came out of Taoyuan Village were neither big nor small. He said in a thick voice, especially angrily: “Isn’t there anyone else? Why don’t you hurry up and move the stones, please don’t move you? Hurry up.”

Under Niu Xingsheng’s cannibalistic gaze, Feng Dafu resolutely persuaded him. After moving his arms twice, he jumped over, holding the stone and exerting a lot of strength, only then did the big stone move a few times, rubbing against it. They finally blocked the spring, and before they could breathe a sigh of relief, the big stone was washed out again by the turbulent spring water. If they hadn’t hid quickly, they would have been hit by the stone on their feet. They were all soaked, the temperature in the mountains was already low, and then they were soaked in the cold spring water, and they immediately shivered from the freezing, and ran back to the shore in a hurry.

A dog took off his clothes and jumped vigorously twice, until his body was warm before saying: “Village chief, we can’t do this, the current is too big, how can we stop it? It will be washed away soon, and we have to think of a way.”

Niu Xingsheng also knew that this would not work. He walked down the stream for a while, and finally found a relatively narrow place at the corner of the valley. The water in this place was not turbulent and shallow. He beckoned them to come and stand The bank called out: “You guys, go and bring some stones over here. If you block two rows of stones here, the water will definitely not flow through. Feng Dafu, bring a shovel and get some pebbles, and fill the gaps with them. I’m blocking it. Right here, let me do it all.”

When the villagers saw this river bend, they felt a bit reliable. They were all the most loyal dogs of Niu Xingsheng. They were used to following him in the village on weekdays, and they listened to his words the most. Anyway, there were so many stones on the river beach. When they saw the stone, they wanted to walk over and move it. Who knew that in the blink of an eye, the stone on the ground suddenly shifted and ran from here to there.

Impossible, the villagers wiped their eyes vigorously, thinking that they were wrong just now. Some were frightened, and everyone quickly looked left and right, surrounded by towering mountains, and the old woods were dark, as if there were thousands of eyes staring at them, which made them feel nervous.

Feng Dafu immediately became a little cowardly. He swallowed his saliva and said with difficulty: “Brother Niuniu Niuniu, it must be the mountain **** who has appeared again. Are we annoying his old man? Why don’t we go back?”

Niu Xingsheng didn’t pay attention to them just now, didn’t know what happened, thought he wanted to be lazy again, stared at Feng Dafu with a pair of bull’s eyes and said, “What are you talking about? Where is the **** mountain god? Look Hurry up and do it!”

A few doglegs were a little scared, their eyes widened, and they were about to walk over together, but they didn’t expect those stones to move right under their noses. Now Niu Xingsheng saw it too, and he bluffed. Jump, what the **** is going on?

The villagers were all frightened, they only felt that a cold air was coming up from the soles of their feet, and it rushed to the forehead and turned into a cold sweat. In this big summer, it was so cold that the whole body was chilled. They all looked at Niu Xingsheng and said: “The village chief. , shall we continue? Will the mountain **** blame us?”

Niu Xingsheng was also so cold that his teeth were chattering. He secretly clenched his fists and pretended to be calm and said: “Nonsense, where did the mountain **** come from? The yang energy is very strong, and we are not afraid if there is a ghost coming. Didn’t you see that it was just the stone moving? This ghost is probably only capable of this, don’t talk nonsense, you hurry up, and we will withdraw when you are done. “

Niu Xingsheng said this on the surface, but he had already made up his mind in his heart. This Longling is indeed a bit evil. If you can’t come here, you won’t come over. He instructed them to shout: “What are you still doing there? Hurry up and do it. “

The villagers were very afraid of ghosts, but they were even more afraid of Niu Xingsheng. Sometimes people are scarier than ghosts. Oh, don’t worry, let them move as soon as they are done, and get out of the way when they’re done. They took courage and walked towards those stones again. This time the stones didn’t move. They rose directly into the air and rushed towards their faces, “Oh, there’s a ghost.” The villagers were so terrified that they turned around and ran away. followed closely.

When the villagers looked back, they shouted in horror, “Don’t stop chasing me, run quickly”, but how could the speed of their legs be faster than the flying stones?

The stone in the air flew very fast, and in a blink of an eye, it flew in front of them, blocking the way ahead. The villagers turned around and ran back in fright, but did not want to block the stone behind. More and more stones are coming, gradually forming an encirclement, slowly pressing towards them.

Where have the villagers ever seen such a thing, all of them were shocked and sweated, and they all knelt down and begged for mercy: “Da Xian, spare your life, the little one accidentally offended you, please forgive the little one. , Daxian beg you, Daxian.”

“Hee hee hee…” A burst of children’s laughter suddenly sounded in the ears of the villagers, almost scaring them to death on the spot. It turns out that there are really ghosts in Longling.

A dog-legged man said in horror: “Ah! This is a child ghost who drowned in the river. They drowned before they grew up. They must be very resentful. Village chief, they won’t take us as a scapegoat, right?”

“Shut your beak, if you don’t speak, no one will think you are dumb.” Niu Xingsheng’s face was ugly as a dead man, and he knelt down and begged for mercy in front of those stones: “Xiaoxian, forgive me, Xiaoxian, we really didn’t mean it. Yes, please let us go.”

“Kakakakaka…”

Niu Xingsheng only found this laughter to be extremely terrifying. His whole body was shaking like crazy, and his face turned blue and white. What they encountered today was definitely not a good stubble. If you want to survive, you can only He forced his way out. At this critical juncture, he didn’t know where the strength came from, and he actually supported him to get up from the ground, roaring in his mouth: “Come out, let’s fight it!”

When he looked back, he was the only one standing up, and the others were kneeling on the ground, all looking behind him with frightened eyes, Niu Xingsheng was so frightened that he was about to pee his pants, and he didn’t dare to look back, ” What are you all looking at?”

“Be careful of the village chief!” Before Niu Xingsheng could react, a broken piece of wood hit the back of his head, and he rolled his eyes and fainted on the ground. Before the others had time to beg for mercy, they were also stunned by the stones that were forced up around them, and suddenly fell to the ground in a mess, and the exposed areas on their bodies were either blue or purple.

“Hahahaha…” Mengmeng lay on the cot to take a nap, and suddenly woke up with a smile, her big eyes turned into crescents.

Madam Feng happened to be in the room, walked over and smoothed her chest and said, “Dear baby, what good things did you dream about?”

“Hee hee good thing.” Mengmeng’s big watery eyes blinked mischievously, that group of people is really bad, I want everyone to come and see how bad they really are.

Her thoughts moved slightly, and the people still lying in Longling suddenly rose into the air, moving quickly in the air, crossing Longling, all the way to the cliff behind Niujia Village, Mengmeng used a few vines to They tied them firmly to the tree trunks, each tied a tree and hung it like this. When she was done, she quickly got up from the bed, changed her clothes and ran to the canteen to play.

At four or five o’clock in the afternoon, there were many dark clouds in the sky. These dark clouds were rolling and flying, as if there were many monsters fighting in the clouds. After a few dazzling lightning, a rumble of thunder exploded, and a storm was about to come. Now, there was a gust of wind on the mountain, and this movement finally awakened Niu Xingsheng and the others.

Niu Xingsheng felt that his head was very heavy as if a big rock had fallen. He was sore all over his body and reluctantly opened his eyes. At first, he didn’t understand his situation, but after a while, his brain finally finally opened. When he was awake, he realized that his hands were raised above his head, and his body was tightly wrapped with vines and tied to the big tree, so that he couldn’t move at all, and he didn’t dare to move, because there was a cliff under his feet. In case this vine is unstable and he struggles to open it, it will either die or die if it falls from here.

He looked around in a panic, and saw Feng Dafu and his dog-legs on the big tree next to him. They also saw him, and some of them had already wet their pants and cried out of nowhere: “The village chief, you Find a way to save us.”

“Fuck you motherfucker, didn’t you see that Lao Tzu was also bound?” Niu Xingsheng roared with a face ashen, a thunderbolt suddenly fell from the sky, and the loud noise exploded against his head, scaring him. Trembling in his heart, he said with a pale face, “Hurry up and call the people in the village to rescue us.”

The villagers opened their throats and wanted to shout loudly. Before they could shout, they started retching. Only then did they realize that they hadn’t drank a drop of water since morning, and their lips were dry and peeling. He coughed twice, and finally got better, and then he shouted loudly: “Help, help, come and save us, is there anyone here to save us?”

There is still some distance from Niujia Village, and the people in the village don’t come to Houshan very often. It’s about to rain. They are all hiding at home now. Even though these people screamed, they didn’t call anyone.

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It wasn’t until it got completely dark that the families of those scumbags realized something was wrong. They hurriedly called the people from the village to look for them. After searching for a long time, they finally found them in the back mountain. They were rescued from the tree.

These ten people fainted, and their faces were all red. When the villagers touched their foreheads, they found that they were all burning hot, and they were still muttering: “There are ghosts…don’t eat me. … the mountain gods spare my life… Daxian beg you…”

The villagers were terrified, and an old man in the village said, “This must be a sinister, so how can you be **** at such a high place? There are ten people tied up, how can ordinary people be like this? The ability? It must be done by the spirits in the mountains.”

The villagers couldn’t help but think of the various legends in Longling, and they were all scared from the bottom of their hearts. The old man hurriedly urged them and said, “Don’t be stunned, and take them back to see the doctor. This fever is not a joke. As soon as it burns out, the village chief will become a fool.”

“Oh, oh yes, quickly bring the village chief back.” The villagers hurriedly carried them back to the village without thinking about it.

Mengmeng saw all this in her eyes. She laughed happily in the dark. If they dared to do bad things again in the future, she would take care of them again. She thought happily in her heart, closing her eyes and falling into dreamland.

Today, Mrs. Feng got up early. She got dressed and walked to Mengmeng’s room. She saw Mengmeng lying on the small bed with her big round eyes. She didn’t know what she was thinking. She smiled and sweetly called her “grandma”.

Mrs. Feng gently picked her up and coaxed: “Grandma’s cute and cute, why did you wake up so early today? Are you hungry? Grandma will dress you up, let’s go eat.”

The grandparents and grandchildren walked to the main room. Su Wan had already prepared breakfast. She has a more leisurely summer vacation now. Recently, she has been cooking at home. Madam Feng and Mengmeng have filled their stomachs. Went to the grocery store.

Madam Feng tied the two lambs beside the yard to let them graze, and opened the door to let Mengmeng in. She herself followed behind. The weather was getting hotter and hotter during this time, and the elementary school was also on holiday. , The business of her ice-cream shop is pretty good, and when she has free time, she comes over to help look at the store.

She boiled a large pot of hot water in the side room, waited for it to cool, then brought it to the ice room, lifted the lid of the ice drink machine and poured it in, added sugar to it, and then plugged in the wire to make it Refrigeration, she is very proficient in operating this machine now, and she knows that it is more energy-efficient to use cool and white openings. Look at the watch, and the little dolls in the village will come in a while, and her family’s business depends on them.

Before Mrs. Feng could wait for the little guests, she saw her eldest son coming out of the next brigade, followed by a few strong men from the village. She walked to the door and stopped them and said, “Yimin, why are you going? ?”

“Wait for me.” Several strong men stayed where they were. Only Feng Yimin came over alone. He pulled old lady Feng into the house and whispered to her, “Mom, didn’t I tell you before? I’m going to take someone to Longling to see if there is any gold mine, the weather is fine today, we’ll be back in the afternoon.”

Madam Feng poured him a glass of iced soda, and did not forget to say, “Don’t tell me about the gold we found in our family.”

Feng Yimin picked it up and took a sip, “Don’t worry, Mom, I’ll just take a look in the mountains, if there’s anything there, it’s gone, I’m sure I won’t talk about gold.”

Madam Feng grabbed the things in the basket on his back and found that he had brought a water bottle and dry food, so she put the things back and said, “There are dozens of mountains in Longling, and no one has been in it for many years. There are wild boars in the woods, you have to be careful.”

Feng Yimin grinned confidently, patted his chest and assured, “It’s okay, we brought militiamen and guns, and by the way, I brought Huzi too.”

Then Mrs. Feng nodded reassuringly and said, “Okay, then, be careful when you climb the mountain, don’t fall.”

“Got it, Mom.” Feng Yimin drank the last bit of soda in the cup, waved at Mrs. Feng and Mengmeng, and led the villagers into Longling.