Chapter 23 Three Little Ghost Heads
Chapter 23: Three Little Rascals (First Update, Seeking Collection of Fresh Flowers)
Goya Kingdom, city center, Central Street.
East Blue is the weakest sea and also the calmest sea.
Although it cannot be said to be completely peaceful, most people live and work in peace.
Or perhaps...
The huge surrounding walls separate the entire central city from the outside, no matter how chaotic it is outside, it is still very peaceful inside, with the sound of morning songs and evening strings.
A peculiar man wearing a yellow tight-fitting suit and a white cloak walked in like this, dazed and stunned.
He found a corner on the street and sat down, still wearing that blank expression.
Until...
"They're here." Zhao Xu's eyes flashed with a glint, but it quickly disappeared, returning to that silly and cute look.
Then...
With a crash!
The glass shattered, and the figures of three children holding water pipes fell from the sky.
Before they could land, angry shouts came from upstairs.
"Free meal! Quickly catch those damn kids!!!"
However, the three children were very agile, stepping on walls, clothes racks, and other objects, landing safely.
"Ace, let's go!"
"Yeah! The food in this place is delicious, let's come again next time!"
"Too bad, I could have eaten three more bowls of ramen!"
After saying that, the three little rascals glanced at each other and immediately ran away.
Because based on their experience of eating free meals, the security officer was already rushing over with a stick.
Saitama squinted his eyes and looked at the three little guys.
Ace, Sabo, and Luffy?
Just as the three little guys expected, the security officer had arrived and was shouting, "Don't let them escape, who will help catch them!"
But the people living here, who would be so kind-hearted?
Sabo ran the fastest, shouting, "Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Don't block the way!"
The three of them quickly escaped, whether it was by chance or not, they happened to rush towards Zhao Xu's direction.
Zhao Xu had long transformed into Saitama's appearance, pretending to be silly and cute, saying, "Free meal?"
Then, standing in the middle of the road, they faced each other.
Luffy covered his mouth, as if he hadn't finished eating the ramen in his mouth...
"Get lost, baldy over there!" Sabo shouted loudly at Saitama.
Ace also yelled, "We are fierce pirates, if you provoke us..."
"Baldy...?" Saitama's mouth twitched.
Three minutes later...
He dragged the trio with swollen and bruised faces back to the restaurant.
"The damages are 26 bowls of ramen and one glass..." the boss calculated bit by bit.
"Damn it, if it weren't for you, we wouldn't have been caught!" Sabo's face was full of dissatisfaction.
"Damn baldy..." Ace gritted his teeth.
"Hmm?" Saitama narrowed his eyes.
Ace's mouth twitched, he touched the swollen area on his face, and lowered his head.
Luffy.....
He's still busy finishing what's in his mouth.
"It's amazing how shamelessly you guys can even eat for free." Saitama frowned and said, "Don't do this next time. Even though you're kids, it's not good behavior."
"Mind your own business, baldy!"
Saitama: "......"
Bang! Bang! Bang!
After giving Ace and Sabo twice as many bruises on their faces.
Eating for free is not a big problem, and there won't be any major punishment.
But considering how often the three of them eat.....
They'll probably be taught a lesson.
Of course, they probably won't be obediently educated like that.....
.....
Zhao Xu continued to disguise himself as Saitama and left the city.
Luffy, Ace, and Sabo, the three future influential figures, are like this now.....
Of course, Zhao Xu has no right to say anything about them.
He is currently quite poor, whether it's Uchiha Madara or Zhao Xu, neither of them are wealthy characters, nor have they plundered any pirates.
On the other hand, Saitama has killed many pirates in this identity, but unfortunately, this identity doesn't allow him to receive any rewards.....
"By the way, how did Saitama survive for so long in the original work? What does he do for a living?" Zhao Xu thought for a moment. Saitama seems to have no profession, and being a hero is just a hobby.
After becoming a professional hero, it seems that he can receive a salary from the Hero Association every month.
Before becoming a professional hero.....
Did he rely on government relief funds?
Zhao Xu: "......"
As the strongest man in the world, you're living off government relief funds?
No wonder you get so excited when you see supermarket discounts.....
From this perspective, Saitama's determination is indeed terrifying.
Anyway, with such strong power, it's absolutely impossible for Zhao Xu to live such a difficult life.
Not to mention becoming a villain or a robber, at the very least, he would use his power to legally get rich.
However, although Zhao Xu doesn't have money, he doesn't worry about food.
Near the Gyover Kingdom, close to Windmill Town, there is Mount Colbo, where there is plenty of food in the mountains and forests.
Of course, he still needs to deal with the three little troublemakers above his head.
"Let's do it!"
Sabo shouted loudly, and the three of them jumped down from the trees.
"Do you think you can escape? Real pirates seek revenge!"
"Go to hell, baldy!"
"The brave pirates have come back for revenge!"
Saitama: "Oh..."
Three seconds later.....
Saitama looked at the "dead bodies" on the ground and sighed softly, "What exactly did you come here for?"
.....
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