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The Last Battle: When the Gaming Industry Loses Its Grip on Reality

The war between Lekox and Cruel Territories has reached such a level of insanity that if the CEOs of the companies were characters in the games themselves, they would already be fighting in an interdimensional arena with plasma swords and psychic powers.

The numbers don't lie:

Phame 5 has sold 8 billion copies, which means that even the fish in the ocean have a copy.

Alexandre Pargaz 5 has sold 10 billion, surpassing the world's population and ensuring that even aliens are playing.

What started as a healthy dispute between two developers has become a battlefield where the only rule is that there are no rules.

Phame 5: The Most Exaggerated Redemption in History

If you thought that a hero losing an arm and being exiled was enough to generate drama, Cruel Territories disagrees. Phame now faces an existential crisis, a "Rocky Mountain" level training, and still has to save the world in the process.

Phame 5 Highlights

Phoenix remains a threat, because apparently killing giant birds for 5 games in a row is still fun.

The longest training in history, with missions that require you to meditate for 6 hours in the game to learn a move.

Graphics so realistic that they confused one player, who tried to rescue Phame from the TV screen.

Improved morality system, but in the end it makes no difference because everyone knows you'll choose revenge.

Audience reaction:

"If I lost an arm, I'd probably just cry in the shower. Phame is better than me."

"I refuse to call it a game. This is a spiritual experience."

"I've already bought three copies for fear that Cruel Territories will send a killer eagle to my house."

Alexandre Pargaz 5: When the Protagonist Gives Up Pretending to Be Human

If anyone thought Alexandre Pargaz had a shred of humanity, this game proves that he is, in fact, the very concept of tyranny in digital form.

Now he doesn't just want to rule a country—he wants to hunt dragons to turn them into war tanks. Because, sure, why not?

Highlights of Alexandre Pargaz 5

Realistic dictatorship simulator, with options like "raise taxes" or "execute anyone who complains about taxes".

Dragon hunting, a mix of Monster Hunter and Game of Thrones, but without any concern for ecosystems.

"Imperial expansion" mode, where the goal is basically to colonize the entire planet with pure brutality.

Secret ending where Alexandre Pargaz decides that ruling the Earth is not enough and sets off to conquer space.

Audience reaction:

"This game made me realize that I am a monster. And I loved every second of it."

"Thanks, Lekox, now my girlfriend is worried that I like playing as a dictator so much."

"The dragons weren't to blame for anything. Why did I enjoy hunting them so much?"

Final Analysis: Is This Still a Game or a Study of Human Evil?

Between heroes who lose everything and villains who have no limits, Lekox and Cruel Territories have reached a point where they are no longer competing against each other, but against any notion of sanity.

What can we expect in the future?

Phame 6: The Hero Resurrects as a Giant Eagle to Face God?

Alexandre Pargaz 6: Now He Wants to Create an Empire in Hell?

One thing is certain: if they release it, the public will buy 20 billion copies.