Reborn As The Duke’s Daughter: Noodle Apocalypse In Another World

My consciousness floated in a space that smelled suspiciously like a Samsung store—sterile, vaguely futuristic, with a faint undercurrent of kimchi.

A distant voice echoed.

"Customer #69420, please proceed to Reincarnation Counter #3."

I blinked. "Am I... in cosmic customer service?"

A glowing tablet materialized before me, displaying my life stats like a K-drama recap:

NAME: [Ayaka Hiroshi]

CAUSE OF DEATH: Ramyeon-related asphyxiation (dramatic irony: ★★★★★)

LAST WORDS: "Goodbye, Oppas..."

MEMORIAL TWEETS: 42K and trending

A holographic angel with actual Koyoncé wings and a Starbucks cup floated over. Her nametag read.

"Gabrielle – Afterlife Concierge (Trainee)."

"Congrats!" she chirped. "You qualify for our premium 'Stupid Death Isekai Package'!"

I squinted. "Is this a scam?"

"Only if you consider eternal rebirth a scam," she said, scrolling my file. "Ooh, Revenge of the Weak fan? We've got a perfect world for you."

A screen flickered to life, showing a CGI mascot—a grinning dumpling with wings.

"Hi there, Soul-nim! Welcome to Yeouido Afterlife Studios, where every death is a new beginning!"

The video cut to glamorous isekai scenarios.

A mage summoning ramyeon from thin air.

A swordswoman slaying demons in Pucci armor.

A CEO-ssa who accidentally invented capitalism.

"Wait," I interrupted. "Do I get magic ramyeon powers?"

Gabrielle winced. "Ah... no. But!"—she tapped the tablet— "You do get to be the youngest daughter of Duke Evernight!"

An image appeared. A gothic castle, four unfairly handsome brothers, and a nursery with solid gold rattles.

"Sold," I said.

Then the fine print appeared.

WARNING:

✓ No ramyeon in this world (historical accuracy lol)

✓ Mandatory prophecy included

✓ Limited-time offer: No refunds

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO RAMYEON—"

"Next customer please!"

Gabrielle handed me a scroll sealed with "TOP SECRET: DO NOT OPEN UNTIL REBIRTH."

"Official Evernight Family lore," she whispered. "You're the 'Child of Moon and Shadow' destined to 'unite the realms' or whatever."

I frowned. "That's vague."

"Prophecies are vague!" she said defensively. "If we gave details, you'd just avoid the tragic backstory!"

A demon clerk snorted nearby.

"Last week we had a guy trip into a portal because his prophecy just said 'beware of stairs'—"

"SHUT UP, DAVE."

Gabrielle pushed me toward a swirling vortex labeled "Nobility Tier: Premium."

"Quick tips!" she said.

"1) Your past-life memories will fade at first.

2) Your cat is totally fine.

"Wait, my cat—?"

"GOOD LUCK!" She kicked me into the portal.

As I tumbled through time and space, the last thing I heard was her yelling:

"AND STOP TRYING TO INVENT RAMYEON! IT ALWAYS ENDS IN WAR—"

Meanwhile, on Earth...

Sis's Group Chat:

Sis: "She really died eating noodles??"

Friend A:"At least she died doing what she loved."

Friend B:"Choking?"

Chairman Meow's TikTok (@ramyeon_revenge):

Video of him batting my EX' ACT lightstick into a toilet.

Caption:"When your human dies before feeding you... #PettyRevenge"