Reborn as Tyrion lanister

I was 14 when the legendary tourney at harrenhal took place. I was already 6ft tall and secretly muscular beyond normal human means due to small dose of extra testosterone and growth harmone I took every day through my maids.

My maids themselves were more powerful, taller because of training with those harmones. We didn't show much muscles since we only trained with swords and shields compared to modern heavy equipment. We did add heavy Armor to our yoga stretchs in the morning as well as the sword training in the afternoon to increase it's intensity.

Due to the influence of growth harmone and their intense training, I'm already 6' at 14. Jamie is at 6'2 at age of 18. I still bath with my maids, but now they have to relive my sexual frustrating during our baths, while also feeding me their milk.

I'm happy to be here because back at home Tywin had been having me look after the sewer projects.

During the tournament, I showcase my strength and face my brother Jamie in the finals for melee. It is a close fight but I win. I offer my celebratory flowers to my sister Circie and get ready for the next competition. I'll give her any flowers there too to increase her worth in the eyes of nobles.

Next day, I boast my strength in archery by finishing first there too.

In the final day , the competition would be jousting. My magic allows me to stick to things, a bit of lance is not pullingme down that horse. Furthermore, my horse is one of my Warg companions, so my cordinator with it is unmatched. I even defeat the crown prince in the finals.

I'm the uncontested hero of the tournament. People whisper about my dwarfism curse and how I lifted it through public service and modesty. I love these folks, propaganda is so much easier with uneducated subjects.

At the end of tournament, while I bowed to the king for his recognition, he praised me and offered to have me join his Kings guard. I don't want to take the oath, but I can't offend the king, so I pretend to be very happy with his invitation to the highest knightly order in westeros.

That night, Tywin told me that the king was targeting Jamie for that kings guard position, but seeing my performance, he changed his mind.

I tell him that I have no intention is keeping those oaths. I'll keep fucking pussy and owning property , I just need his help with his contacts to get my people to settle down in kings landing. I even tell him that I will act as his inside man for the court.

I sell my purr healing center to Tywin for a huge sum. I take that money and my maids with me to kings landing when I go with the king.

In the kings landing, I got my girls a small ship to start a trading business. They only travel inside the black water bay and travel between kings landing and Dragonstone, covering Dukendale, Rook's rest and other places nearby on that route. This way they never leave the blackwater bay and avoid pirates and extrem storms.

During this time, the mission for my maids is to make money and keep an ear to the ground for news. Maggie is also with my maids, instead of a wood witch, she will now be a sea witch.

As the kings guard, my days were split into guarding and training duties. I've even gotten close to the grand maester and the wisdoms of Alchemist guild.

Grand master pycelle is my father's inside man, so I reveal to him that my friendship with wisdoms of the Alchemist guild is just out of self preservation. The king surrounds himself with the alchemist guild, so I have to be friendly with them.

Whenever I have something to pass along to my father, I do it myself through my warg raven. But sometimes, I pass them along through pycelle's network to pull pycelle into my schemes.

My friendship with the alchemical guild even paid off. I learned a lot about formal magic that has left this world for now. I took inspiration from these centuries of collected knowledge to enhance my own, admittedly Lesser, magic.

Although I can Warg, increase my body's efficiencies and stick to things, compared to what is mentioned in the legends, it's child's play. For example with ancient wargs, it's mentioned that they could even themselves transform into different animals.

Every day is spent guarding the king, training and learning from the Alchemists. They don't just produce wild fire, they also produce various medicines and production chemicals for the kingdom.

At nights, I would leave my sleeping body and enter Leo's body( my monkey). Leo is with the maids and helps them by netting fishes. He was very old now, I could even feel the creaks in his bones as I enter him.

Under candlelight, I discuss some modifications to the ship by writing with my money hands. Our current ship is cheap and reliable, but isn't too fast.

It is a small ship that can hold a small crew of 8 and passenger capacity of 10 people with their luggage, or equivalent cargo. Our crew is already thin, so we don't carry passengers, instead opting to fill the whole thing with cargo for trading.

They do hide their identity by using goods and cowls, pretending to be men. This helps them avoid unnecessary attention.

Currently, I'm discussing with Emma about adding a coil loaded propeller to the ship. It will take up equivalent space of 2 passengers , but it will add a rapid acceleration function to the ship.

It would be incompatible with sails, but in the face of danger it will allow them to rapidly retreat in any direction regardless of wind direction. The acceleration wouldn't last long, but as a smaller ship, it's is already faster than any pirate ship.

This feature will help in case of pirates pretending to be merchants aproach us.

The mechanism is very similar to my coil based mech-gun. The difference is that instead of pumping it like a shotgun, it's user will have to pedal like a bike to charge this device. With so much free time at the sea, the girls don't mind .

Emma is a daughter to jewler, she can shape gold into beautiful jewlery by forging it in candlefire. After seeing my designs she is confident that she can build a small prototype proof of concept. I tell her that we will work on this together every night, so she should take the night duties for the ship until we build the prototype.

Within the 2 months, by the time they completed one full trip and returned to kings landing , Emma and I had built the prototype out of gold. We used gold because it's easier to forge at lower temperatures.

Before their return, I had already bought a struggling Smithy that I had scouted in my time here. We had an orgy with the 5 of us to celebrate their profitable journey and safe return. The next day, I sold the ship for the same price that I bought it for. A rainy season was coming for next 4 months, the waters in the coastal areas will be too harsh for our current ship .

I passed along alchemist recipes and knowledge to Maggie and ask her to try to see if wildfire can have an impact on smithing.

We devided our roles in Smithy as follows. Cathy and Emma would be the face of the Smithy as the more beautiful of the 4. Cathy will act as sales/ customer service and Emma would act as the owner of the Smithy and main designer.

Valarie will act as the main Smith in the forge, Emma helping her as secondary. Maggie will help maintain the forge and act as the quater master, our head of purchasing ores and coals as well as anything else she might need. She can even ask Emma and Cathy for help with this as they are the face of the shop.

As a women run Smithy, Emma's forge gained a lot of popularity among chivalrous knights. Knights and nibbles would often come there to brag and flirt, often spending to show off. My maids only encourage this behaviour.

While Val produced swords and Armor for profit, Em was trying to build the full sized version of our mech- propellor.

During this time, Maggie made a huge discovery. She discovered that if wildfire is added to smelting metal, the casting created from that metal would be as strong as forged.

This is gamechanger since it allows us to increase our rate of production, since casting is much cheaper and faster than forging. Forged metal is usually much stronger, but adding wildfire to the molten metal allows cast metal to gain properties of forged metal.

We developed moulds for everything including Screws, kitchen knives, tools, Armor and weapons. We provide the fastest delivery and best product, but charge premium. Even though wildfire is expensive, with our rate of production and premium charges, we are making bank.

After another 4 months, Rhaegar targaryen allegedly kidnapped lyanna Stark. The starks of winterfell came to kings landing for answers, but the mad King burned them in front of the whole court.

During the entire war, I insisted to Tywin through letters through my personal raven to join the rebellion to get the most out of it. I told him to engage Ed Stark and Cercie. I tell him that starks would have highest claim to the throne, due to being the wronged party.

Technically Robert had better blood claim, but they were literally rebelling against their blood. Working to actively overthrow a Targaryen doesn't mean you can flash your own Targaryen ancestry to claim the throne.

I remind Tywin that they shouldn't just choose the king who can be influenced by them, since they can be influenced by others too. But instead, we should choose the next King by the measure of if they will be a good King and husband to Cercie, and a good and honourable son-in-law. Robert was eliminated as option because of this.

Tywin coordinated with lords Tully and Aryn to form the rebellion. It is decided that Ed stark will marry Cercie lanister, Jamie lanister would marry lysa Tully and jon Arynn himself would marry Catlin Tully.

Without Tywin, jon would have given the crown to Robert Baratheon because of his Targaryen grandmother. But Tywin offered an alliance in exchange for Cercie becoming the queen.

Robert was already betheroed to lyanna, whose fate was unknown. And even more than Robert, Starks were the wronged party in every sense. They had lost their Lord and their Heir to madness of Aerys Targaryen. They had lost their daughter to Rheaghar Targaryen.

Tywin mentioned of Eddard's honorable temperament and how he would make a better King than Robert. Furthermore, they were overthrowing the Royal Targaryens, flaunting Robert's branched Targaryen linage to give him the crown was filled with hypocrisy.

Jon was agreeable to the idea, but himself and lord Tully were under discussions of marriage between Ed Stark and Catlyn Tully, rebuffing him will risk their alliance with the Riverlands. Tywin offered to marry Catlyn Tully to Jamie lanister to secure the alliance.

Hoster Tully, Tywin Lanister and Jon Arynn met up at house Tully's castle at Riverrun and decided the fate of the kingdom.

After this news is made public, Aerys ordered me to answer for my father's actions in the middle of the court. He told me that he should burn me for my father's action and send him my remains.

I tell him that my father would love that very much or else he wouldn't have done what he did. I tell Aerys that Tywin never loved me despite me excelling in every field and overcoming my birth defects. He hates me because my mother died giving birth to me.

Aerys regrets not choosing Jamie as his kings guard to hold some leverage over Tywin, but what's done is done.

The whole war council is surrounding me so I tell the king that I know how his enemy thinks and that i can be more useful to him than he thinks. He asks me what I'm saying.

I tell him that I expect Stark and Arynn armies to come from the Vale while Lanister and Tully forces will come through Riverland.

They expect to overwhelm us with numbers, but we have the defensive advantage. We can threaten with siege weapons to keep them at bay. It will cost a lot of money. The royal army would have to create multiple encampments , but local lords can directly help with that with some supervision.

I told the war council that if the opponent have advantage with numbers, we have advantage with defensive position. Furthermore, other than Stormland , none of the kingdoms that are rebelling have good navy. Lanisters have a decent one ,but only enough to protect from pirates, not enough to protect from a royal assault.

I tell them that if mixed navy form Reach , Iron Islands, Dorne and the royal Navy at Crownlands Could threaten their homes while they are threatening ours, forcing them in a position to negotiate with the threat of mutual destruction. Already our allies at Reach are marching to Stormland.

They had already planned with the defensive encampments, but the idea of using navy to threaten their homes intrigued them. They remind me that iron islands have yet to respond to the call of duty, but I tell them that greed of looting undefended westerlands should be incentive enough. They will even share the risk with nearby navy from the reach.

They finally decided that they'll keep the royal Navy on the eastern coast for defence, but ask the Navy of iron islands and reach to raid coastal villages and towns in western coast, affecting Westerland, Riverland and the North.

Dornish navy will support the reach's invasion of stormlands from the coast, causing trouble for the rebels. Only territory left unaffected will be the Vale.

I tell passed along the discussion to Tywin through my raven. I had already warned him of such a thing and he had prepared for it in advanced. He was already modifying fishing ships to suit the war.

After my message, he let others know that he got information that iron born are about to join the royals, so they needed to send Ravens home to get them to prepare suitable defences.

My maids were making bank at the blacksmith shop. Their production rate is unmatched. They've even created a new type of javelin for troops and for siege bliatas.

All they had to do to make a javelin was to make a thin and pointy wooden stick and dip it in the molten metal mixed with some wildfire. The point at the end still needed to be grinded sharp, but they had basically removed the assembly process in addition to wildfire eliminating forging.

Two months into the war, the royals were surprised by rebellion not committing to the offensive from the north and west, instead holding a defensive position of their own. They finally found out why.

While Reach soldiers were deep into Stormland territory, the rebel faction led by Ed himself attacked them from Lanister side of their border. Even their Navy was at stalemate with the rebellion's coastal defences. Every coastal village has turned there fastest fishing boats into small and fast scouting ships.

They are already short on soldiers since most are either in Stormland or with the Navy fighting the rebellion's coastal defences.

The stalemate at the Crownlands was just a distraction. They weren't even fighting, it was more of a staredown with both sides standing with loaded siege balista's pointed at each other.

Ollena Tyrell finally conceded to rebellion when Ed offered his younger brother Benjen's hand in marriage to her youngest Daughter Joanna. Benjen would be lord paramount of North and even prince and his heir apparent when Ed becomes king.

Mace recived the orders from his mother and turned his army against the royals instead of for them. They joined old enemies from Stormland to March to Crownlands.

The Crownlands didn't expect reach to join the rebellion and left themselves exposed from the south. Ed marched to the capital from reach while Mace Tyrell and Stanis Baratheon marched from Stormland.

The royals who thought they had defensive advantage now found their defences bypassed. Kings landing was under siege.

The queen and her children had already left kings landing for dragon stone, but princess ellia and her children were at kingslanding to ensure dorn's loyalty.

Rhaegar, who was on the northern front decided to give up defence and attacked, facing enemy fire head on with his shielded units. He died on the charge to a very accurate ballista shot finding his eye.

After the news of Rhaegar's death, Aerys decided to blow up the city. The city was already hungry due to war economy. My maids and I have been brewing discord. The citizens rise up in rebellion to surrender the Targaryens to strong army outside their gates.

Feeling offended, Aerys asks his hand, The leader of the Alchemist guild, to blow the city. I don't stop him.

I run to Ellia's room and ask her to gather her children and run with me, Aerys is about to blow up the city.

My girls are at the meeting spot with a bus sized ship. I enter with ellia as I ask her if she would prefer to go to Dorn or Dragonstone , she cried as she said Dorn.

I said alright and pulled a lever, and the ship starts accelerating at a very high rate. The mech system is almost half the ship, but only lasts for 1 minute.

This one minute is enough to put 1 km between us and kings landing. Cathy pulls a lever that unfurls the triangle sail.

As we look at diminishing kings landing, the whole city explodes. Ellia and her daughter look at me with worship of what I saved them from.