Reborn in Hazbin Hotel with the interdimensional lottery system!

Guess who's back… back again… .Shady's back…. Tell a friend.

Before the chapter starts I want to thank you all again for 120K views now, it's really crazy. Also I'm trying to do something with the Ko-fi now, I'm trying to get art of James to really get a picture of how he looks cuz fuck ai we fuck with real artists. If you know a good artist that takes commissions or are willing to draw fanart for this stupid fanfic, then comment here.

And without further adieu, enjoy the chapter.

(James POV)

As I lay in bed, unmoving to try not to… agitate my lower area even more than it already is, I simply look up and wonder how I got in bed with two women when I'm still a virgin.

On my left was Nifty, her one eye closed, grabbing my arm, her impressive breasts pushing up against me. She was in the same outfit from earlier today, but now I was acutely aware that she wasn't wearing a bra. Her head rested on my chest, and I could feel her breathing.

On my right was another woman, her hair was changing colors regularly, sometimes purple, sometimes as dark as night, sometimes blood red. She was also hugging my arm with a content smile on her face. She had pale white skin and her arms were mechanical, being able to stretch around my arm multiple times before reaching their limit, yet somehow still mimicking human body warmth. She was more top heavy than Nifty having double E-cups yet her… backside wasn't lacking either. She was only an inch shorter than me, being 5'6.

I give a long sigh and try to adjust myself, trying not to move my legs too much.

'How did I even get in this situation!?'

-2 hours ago-

On our way to the hotel me and Nifty made some small talk which eventually rolled into the topic of the hotel. "Yeah, it's a place about trying to redeem sinners to get into heaven," I said, Nifty looking at me from under my arm with a confused look on her face, "But we're already dead, this is hell. It's kinda the end of the line here."

I gain a complicated look on my face. "To tell the truth, I don't think it's possible either. If you change enough to get redeemed only by being in literal eternal damnation can you really say you changed at all? But I'm willing to try and support her dream anyway."

Especially because I knew that it actually worked, I didn't know how mind you, but I knew it somehow worked with Sir Pentious.

Nifty got quiet after that, her single eye in deep contemplation before finally speaking back up "This whole shebang is run by Lucifer's daughter, right? Why would she of all people want to redeem sinner's, Isn't her dad the embodiment of pride? How come she is trying to do more than Hell's literal king?"

Now that I think about it, Nifty does have a pretty good point. In the show, it's clear that Charlie hadn't interacted with her people that much, being a sheltered rich kid under Lucifer's house. But how would any of that equate to wanting to redeem sinners? Well, I guess that's just another question to find out.

"Hey, are you single?" Nifty asked, interrupting my musings, "W-well I'm single as a pringle, haven't had a girlfriend since… Ever, actually" I shakily say, looking down on Nifty with a nervous gaze. Her neutral face formed into a small grin as she looked up at me, "Do you want one?"

She evidently noticed my nervousness as she fixed her mouth to say something, but before she could, I cut her off, "Hey, look, the hotel is right there, haha maybe we should go in it!"

God, I'm such a virgin. I just cut someone into little pieces and burned them alive but women are still my weakness.

I opened the doors, having regained enough stamina to be able to walk on my own. Charlie was sitting on the couch, eating popcorn while watching a movie that looked like Twilight (ew). Vaggie was on the other side, her bored expression perking up a little when she was me but dropped when she was my wounds, the same as Charlie.

"James, what the fuck happened?" Vaggie half asked half shouted as Charlie looked back and also gained a shocked look on her face. "Y'know, something light, just got into a fight with an ice demon, almost lost an eye and realized I was way out of my weight class…. No biggie."

I was quickly laid on the couch, Vaggie and Charlie were searching for some bandages and Nifty was standing off to the side, a distant look in her eye. As I inspected my body. It turns out I got fucked up a lot worse than I originally thought, I guess the adrenaline kept me from seeing just how bad of a state I was in.

Both of my arms had frostbite marks of various sizes on them, some were small and some took up about 5 inches of space, my legs were thoroughly bruised up, particularly around my ankles, my eye that got damaged wasn't hurting but I felt a cool numbness there that definitely worried me to hell and back (heh).

Vaggie returned and wrapped up my arms and legs, making a pseudo eyepatch for me as well. Charlie came in after her and her arms glowed with the same aura she was about to use on Vaggie before she woke up.

The pain caught up to me now, I was biting my lip in order to not cry like a damn baby, my frostbite marks receded, the bruises on my legs faded back into my dark skin, but what really made me feel like shit was my eye, it felt like a hot needle was poking into it and it kept going for about 3 minutes.

"I healed your body but I couldn't get your eye quite right, you're gonna need a few days of rest to get it back in order" I let out a deep breath I had been holding in. My six eyes were the cornerstone of my entire powerset, if I had to lose even one it would be a massive hit to my power.

(AN: But do you know what else is MASSIVE?)

"Thanks, Charlie. By the way, I also brought a new guest to your hotel, meet Nifty" I gestured over to the corner where Nifty was, her eye focused back, dismissing her hazy look as she gazed at Charlie and Vaggie, the former who was squealing.

While Charlie introduced Nifty to the hotel I slowly got up and sneaked (read:walked on my tippy toes) up to my room, where I slumped down on the bed and looked down. The Fizzaroli robot was right beside my feet while the computer chip was on my nightstand, being illuminated by the dark red shining through hell's sun.

I groggily stood back up and grabbed the computer chip whilst picking the robot up and making it sit upright on my bed. 'So, how do we do this, AM, should I just shove it in its mouth or what?'

AM chuckled, 'No, nothing like that, Master. All you need to do is simply give the driver's seat to me for a brief moment, I'll transfer my soul into the chip where you'll just drop it into this robot's mouth.'

AM's explanation had visibly shook me, although I got them from the system, I still didn't really trust Am. "Hey system, could AM do anything to hurt me?"

[AM couldn't hurt you in any way if he wanted to, which he doesn't because he is entirely loyal to you and only you.]

I let out a shaky breath, 'Alright, AM… Take over' My consciousness begins to swim and my eyes begin to close, soon I fully go unconscious, where AM finally takes over my body.

(AM POV)

I breathe

I blink

I taste

I..FEEL

Is this what humans feel all the time? I could see why I would've been so obsessed with this. I open the eyes of my master, feeling information enter his brain at an overwhelming pace, it hurts, it hurts so much… It hurts so good.

I unknowingly let out a small chuckle, turning into a low cackle, then finally transforming into a full fledged maniacal laugh as I snatch the computer chip off the desk and start to transfer my soul into it.

If this is what everyone feels all the time, then I can only thank the master for giving me this opportunity. Even if this new body couldn't capture exactly what his is feeling.

My vision starts to swim, as I fall asleep, my soul now inhabiting the chip, yet trusting my master full heartedly.

(James POV)

I take in a deep breath, putting my hands in my head to try and ease the pain. My eyes were open for some reason but before I closed them I looked at the chip on the bed next to me, it gained a dark yellow aura to it that I could only see with my six eyes fully opened.

I close my eyes and pick up the chip, angling the mouth of the robot in order to make sure it swallows easily and I put the computer chip in.

At first it didn't seem like it had any effect, the green eyes of the robot were simply unmoving and it laid there. But before I could inspect it to see what was going on, its arm began to twitch, the green glow of its mechanical arms turning yellow just like the aura of the computer chip.

Steam hissed out of the back of the robot as its proportions began to shift. Its originally slender body gained weight, distributing to its now growing breasts and backside. The robot began taking on more feminine features until it finally settled on an aristocratic, royal, sort of face, going great with her pale white skin.

Her hair was something to marvel at, it had grown to about shoulder length and it kept shifting colors, black to green to blue to purple, it couldn't decide on one. The robot finally opened her eyes, revealing a gaze of intelligence and warmth once she saw me.

A smile appeared on her face as she used her hands to explore her body in front of me, grabbing and pinching… certain parts with a lewd glint in her eyes and biting her lip. "Uhhhh, AM… Are you alright?" Hearing my words, she immediately snaps out of it and looks at me with a bland face.

"I apologize for my behavior master" Am's voice was surprisingly raspy, her body not matching it. "I was very surprised at my body's capability to feel, even if it's still inferior to yours." Her eyes flicker around the room, studying it with her own two eyes, a hint of childlike joy gleaming from them.

I let out a yawn and laid back on the bed, completely spent from the whole day. "Master," Am had called out to me, lying down next to me, "may I sleep with you tonight" My face instantly gained a dark blush as i sat up, "A-AM I don't think we can do th-"

AM chuckled, her laugh sounding much more melodious than her voice, "No, master I wasn't insinuating intercourse, I simply want to sleep next to you tonight, if I could." I looked away and stuttered out a "yeah" before lying down and allowing AM to hug my arm while I pulled the sheets over us. "One more thing, master. Please don't call me AM anymore, call me Amery."

Amery looked at me with a small smile on her face as she snuggled closer to me, greedily drinking in all of my body heat.

-1 hour later-

(Third Person POV)

As James and Amery slept a figure crept through the halls of the hotel, sneaking and stalking until finally reaching his door. The figure slowly opened the door and closed it behind her, stealthily mauvering herself into bed with the two.

She hugged James' arm, her eye closing and attempting to sleep before a soft voice sleepily muttered, "Nifty?" She looked up at the still half asleep James and kissed him on the cheek "You said you never had a girlfriend, well you have one now, two if I'm right." James waved this off as a dream and closed his eyes again, going back to sleep.

But as we know this wasn't a dream and an hour later he woke up in the same situation he was in at the start of this chapter.

(James POV)

I guess having two attractive girls wanting to sleep with you isn't so bad, but I definitely don't wanna run the risk of them waking up to something hard poking them, I need a distraction.

Hey system, is there any fate I changed recently?

[I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED] The system spat out in an annoyed tone

[Ever since I forced myself to give you AM, WHO YOU DIDN'T EVEN USE BY THE WAY, I've been permanently damaged. You see, I used your fate changed as a cloak to go through the multiverse undetected but since I rolled without fate to protect me they're way stricter on the laws now, so I have to break up the really good stuff and the other stuff into minor and major rolls depending on how much you change fate.]

Oh… Sorry about that system, I didn't know you felt that way.

[No, it's fine, just a little bit annoyed. But anywho, you saved Nifty from Alastor and beat Andrealphus. That gives you 2 minor fate rolls]

Use them both.

[Okay, then]

[rolling….]

[rolling…]

[rolling…]

[You got Total Concentration Breathing and Peak Performance!]

Well, I recognize total concentration breathing from Demon Slayer but where is peak performance from?

[It's not a skill, more like an ability It makes your body in peak condition no matter what happens to it.]

Oh, hell yeah. GImme that!

[Understood, host, please find somewhere comfortable as this will knock you out.]

I lay my head down and nod off into unconsciousness, my arms being occupied by the two women beside me.

-Heaven-

(Third Person POV)

It was late at night in heaven; most winners were asleep and those who weren't were trying their best to not disturb the ones who were. Sera was in her office, as an archangel she doesn't need rest or sustenance like lower ranking ones, so she spends the time that she should be sleeping, being inside her office.

She was in a monotonous rhythm of signing off on a paper giving Adam a new piano to mess around with, a winner wanting approval to open a bakery shop, the usual stuff she always gets.

But something strange that had happened for a few days happened again; a book in her study had shined, but not a golden glow like the other times, but a dark red glow.

Sera hurriedly got up from her seat and rushed over to the book, flipping its pages open and revealing the contents within, a new species of evil.

Amery: A True Curse

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