Siheyuan: the beginning is a sick child
Chapter 2 Super Face Slapping System
Lin Mancang looked at the drowned He Yuzhu angrily. If eyes could kill, He Yuzhu would have been cut to pieces by now.
Nima!
Even you, a heartless fool, dare to bully me.
You big lick dog.
What I despise the most is you.
He Yuzhu originally thought that Lin Mancang was like this, and he would definitely be scared, but he never thought that Lin Mancang would dare to glare at him, as if he was going to eat him.
He Yuzhu immediately stretched out his arms and rolled up his sleeves: "Little boy, you still dare to stare at me, grandpa, I can't beat you to death."
"Smash me to death if you have the ability, you big fool." Lin Mancang's words sounded very imposing, but his voice was extremely weak.
"I……"
Like a monkey, He Yuzhu arrived at Lin Mancang's bedside with a whoosh.
His big hand shook Lin Mancang, then he laughed as if thinking of something.
"You are stupid, you are about to die, don't you really be an idiot if I touch you? It will be troublesome if you rely on me at that time."
He Yuzhu turned around and walked out: "You just wait here to die, the blind man at the entrance of the alley said, just these two days, I don't need to get angry with you."
"He Yuzhu, you fucking close the door for me." Lin Mancang felt like he was freezing to the bone.
Unfortunately, He Yuzhu ignored him at all.
After another 5 minutes, it seemed like five years later, another person rushed in.
Depend on!
It turned out to be Yan Shuzhai, the third master of the cheapskate.
This old boy is a money junkie, he picks and picks, he only thinks about gaining petty gains every day, his family is a vain man, what is he doing here?
"Oh, what bastard is this, who doesn't even close the door for you?"
The third master closed the door, and came to Lin Mancang's bed with a smile: "Mancang, the third master knows that you are running out of time."
"The main reason for coming here is one thing. You are leaving anyway. Can you leave a will and give me this house?"
"You also know that Third Master's house is too small for the whole family to live in."
"Don't worry, you're leaving, and the third master will take care of your funeral in a good manner."
Damn, this old guy also came rushing to the house, so I knew he had no good intentions.
It's also a good time to do the funeral.
In this day and age, people are directly cremated after death.
An orphan like myself must have been cremated directly by the street office, and he might not even be able to find a cemetery.
This old guy is really not a good bird, even the dead.
Lin Mancang just wanted to have a good night's sleep, recharge his spirits, and try not to burp, so he simply closed his eyes and ignored him.
The third master muttered for a long time, seeing that Lin Mancang ignored him, he left angrily cursing.
When I left, I didn't close the door.
After walking for less than half an hour, a skinny monkey-like little guy came in.
After coming in, I rummaged around for things, but Lin Mancang was too poor here to find anything, let alone food.
This thin monkey is the biggest scourge of the courtyard, the stick.
Seeing that he couldn't find anything to eat, he kicked the door angrily, and directly made a hole in the dilapidated door: "You're so fucking poor, you don't even have to drink the northwest wind."
After the stick left, the elder Yi Zhonghai also came, always speaking slowly, and even persuaded Lin Mancang to give the house to Widow Qin.
Lin Mancang seriously suspected that Widow Qin and Yi Zhonghai, a poor family, also had an affair.
After Yi Zhonghai left, Liu Haizhong came again.
After Liu Haizhong left, Xu Damao also came.
In the middle of the night, people from the entire courtyard almost came all over.
None of them came to give Lin Mancang half a bite to eat, they all came to his dilapidated house.
Of course, except for sticks and terriers, that white-eyed wolf is just for delicious food.
Lin Mancang has seen through the group of vampires in the courtyard.
All of them seem to be sanctimonious, but in fact they are all beasts in clothes.
Lin Mancang hated him so much, why was he reborn in this ghost place.
Rebirth doesn't matter here, the point is, as a person who knows the plot in later generations, he will burp after he comes here, so if he knows the plot or not, there is still a meaning of fart.
O heaven, O earth!
Why don't you strike me with lightning and let me be born again.
As soon as Lin Mancang finished speaking these words weakly, a bolt of lightning illuminated half of the sky and struck at him.
Ding Dong!
Generated by the super punching system.
A red progress bar advances rapidly.
A voice resembling Lin Chiling's came from the system.
Once slapped in the face, the resentment generated by the opponent is converted into system resentment value.
The system has its own resentment value of 50.
Resentment points can be exchanged for gifts in the system store.
The store is constantly upgraded according to the accumulation of resentment points.
The higher the level, the more types of goods, the better the quality and the higher the value.
Current store level.
Junior store.
In the store, there is one Qiangshen Pill, half a catty of spinach, half catty of tofu, and half catty of noodles.
Awesome.
Lin Mancang was so excited that he almost shed tears.
The necessary system for traveling is finally here.
Although it doesn't look very powerful.
But isn't this system upgradeable?
The most indispensable thing for the people in this courtyard is the value of resentment.
The person everyone complains about every day has a headache.
Lin Mancang looked inside the store, he was really poor, almost the same as his own home.
However, it is enough to have that elixir that exudes a charming fragrance.
System, exchange me for a physical pill.
"Strong body pill, 50 resentment value, the system is successfully exchanged, the remaining resentment value of the system is 0."
With the end of the whining sound, the body strengthening pill was in Lin Mancang's hands.
Lin Mancang tremblingly picked up the body strengthening pill, and put it in his mouth after a lot of effort.
The pill was swallowed by Lin Mancang and melted immediately.
hiss!
A warm and comfortable breath quickly spread throughout his body along Lin Mancang's eight extraordinary meridians.
This feeling was so wonderful that Lin Mancang moaned involuntarily.
In the blink of an eye, all the power of the medicine had been absorbed by him.
Immediately, Lin Mancang, who was already terminally ill, had all his lesions disappeared.
He felt full of strength.
The waist is no longer sore.
Legs don't hurt anymore.
Immediately you can get out of bed and run ten kilometers without panting.
Haha, I, Lin Mancang, don't have to die.
Just as he was about to get out of bed, he planned to close the door first.
A plump woman ran in.
A plastic sheet was draped over the woman's head.
He was wearing a thin gray top.
The two mountain peaks in front kept shaking.
Qin Huairu.
Sure enough, it was midnight.
Moreover, it was so thinly worn.
This is planning to change the house.
"Mancang, are you dying? You must not die. You haven't written your will yet."
Lin Mancang was watching with enthusiasm, Qin Huairu was already lying on the bed crying, grabbed Lin Mancang's hands, and put them on his chest.
Nima!
Is this cursing Lao Tzu?
But why are you hiding two rabbits inside?
Seeing Lin Mancang looking straight at him, Qin Huairu thought that Lin Mancang was looking back.
If you don't seize this opportunity, you won't be able to write a will when you burp.
"Mancang, my sister is here. I know that you will be a bachelor until your death. I don't know what it's like to be a woman. As long as you promise to leave the house to my sister's family, I will let you be a real man once."
Nima!
Even you, a heartless fool, dare to bully me.
You big lick dog.
What I despise the most is you.
He Yuzhu originally thought that Lin Mancang was like this, and he would definitely be scared, but he never thought that Lin Mancang would dare to glare at him, as if he was going to eat him.
He Yuzhu immediately stretched out his arms and rolled up his sleeves: "Little boy, you still dare to stare at me, grandpa, I can't beat you to death."
"Smash me to death if you have the ability, you big fool." Lin Mancang's words sounded very imposing, but his voice was extremely weak.
"I……"
Like a monkey, He Yuzhu arrived at Lin Mancang's bedside with a whoosh.
His big hand shook Lin Mancang, then he laughed as if thinking of something.
"You are stupid, you are about to die, don't you really be an idiot if I touch you? It will be troublesome if you rely on me at that time."
He Yuzhu turned around and walked out: "You just wait here to die, the blind man at the entrance of the alley said, just these two days, I don't need to get angry with you."
"He Yuzhu, you fucking close the door for me." Lin Mancang felt like he was freezing to the bone.
Unfortunately, He Yuzhu ignored him at all.
After another 5 minutes, it seemed like five years later, another person rushed in.
Depend on!
It turned out to be Yan Shuzhai, the third master of the cheapskate.
This old boy is a money junkie, he picks and picks, he only thinks about gaining petty gains every day, his family is a vain man, what is he doing here?
"Oh, what bastard is this, who doesn't even close the door for you?"
The third master closed the door, and came to Lin Mancang's bed with a smile: "Mancang, the third master knows that you are running out of time."
"The main reason for coming here is one thing. You are leaving anyway. Can you leave a will and give me this house?"
"You also know that Third Master's house is too small for the whole family to live in."
"Don't worry, you're leaving, and the third master will take care of your funeral in a good manner."
Damn, this old guy also came rushing to the house, so I knew he had no good intentions.
It's also a good time to do the funeral.
In this day and age, people are directly cremated after death.
An orphan like myself must have been cremated directly by the street office, and he might not even be able to find a cemetery.
This old guy is really not a good bird, even the dead.
Lin Mancang just wanted to have a good night's sleep, recharge his spirits, and try not to burp, so he simply closed his eyes and ignored him.
The third master muttered for a long time, seeing that Lin Mancang ignored him, he left angrily cursing.
When I left, I didn't close the door.
After walking for less than half an hour, a skinny monkey-like little guy came in.
After coming in, I rummaged around for things, but Lin Mancang was too poor here to find anything, let alone food.
This thin monkey is the biggest scourge of the courtyard, the stick.
Seeing that he couldn't find anything to eat, he kicked the door angrily, and directly made a hole in the dilapidated door: "You're so fucking poor, you don't even have to drink the northwest wind."
After the stick left, the elder Yi Zhonghai also came, always speaking slowly, and even persuaded Lin Mancang to give the house to Widow Qin.
Lin Mancang seriously suspected that Widow Qin and Yi Zhonghai, a poor family, also had an affair.
After Yi Zhonghai left, Liu Haizhong came again.
After Liu Haizhong left, Xu Damao also came.
In the middle of the night, people from the entire courtyard almost came all over.
None of them came to give Lin Mancang half a bite to eat, they all came to his dilapidated house.
Of course, except for sticks and terriers, that white-eyed wolf is just for delicious food.
Lin Mancang has seen through the group of vampires in the courtyard.
All of them seem to be sanctimonious, but in fact they are all beasts in clothes.
Lin Mancang hated him so much, why was he reborn in this ghost place.
Rebirth doesn't matter here, the point is, as a person who knows the plot in later generations, he will burp after he comes here, so if he knows the plot or not, there is still a meaning of fart.
O heaven, O earth!
Why don't you strike me with lightning and let me be born again.
As soon as Lin Mancang finished speaking these words weakly, a bolt of lightning illuminated half of the sky and struck at him.
Ding Dong!
Generated by the super punching system.
A red progress bar advances rapidly.
A voice resembling Lin Chiling's came from the system.
Once slapped in the face, the resentment generated by the opponent is converted into system resentment value.
The system has its own resentment value of 50.
Resentment points can be exchanged for gifts in the system store.
The store is constantly upgraded according to the accumulation of resentment points.
The higher the level, the more types of goods, the better the quality and the higher the value.
Current store level.
Junior store.
In the store, there is one Qiangshen Pill, half a catty of spinach, half catty of tofu, and half catty of noodles.
Awesome.
Lin Mancang was so excited that he almost shed tears.
The necessary system for traveling is finally here.
Although it doesn't look very powerful.
But isn't this system upgradeable?
The most indispensable thing for the people in this courtyard is the value of resentment.
The person everyone complains about every day has a headache.
Lin Mancang looked inside the store, he was really poor, almost the same as his own home.
However, it is enough to have that elixir that exudes a charming fragrance.
System, exchange me for a physical pill.
"Strong body pill, 50 resentment value, the system is successfully exchanged, the remaining resentment value of the system is 0."
With the end of the whining sound, the body strengthening pill was in Lin Mancang's hands.
Lin Mancang tremblingly picked up the body strengthening pill, and put it in his mouth after a lot of effort.
The pill was swallowed by Lin Mancang and melted immediately.
hiss!
A warm and comfortable breath quickly spread throughout his body along Lin Mancang's eight extraordinary meridians.
This feeling was so wonderful that Lin Mancang moaned involuntarily.
In the blink of an eye, all the power of the medicine had been absorbed by him.
Immediately, Lin Mancang, who was already terminally ill, had all his lesions disappeared.
He felt full of strength.
The waist is no longer sore.
Legs don't hurt anymore.
Immediately you can get out of bed and run ten kilometers without panting.
Haha, I, Lin Mancang, don't have to die.
Just as he was about to get out of bed, he planned to close the door first.
A plump woman ran in.
A plastic sheet was draped over the woman's head.
He was wearing a thin gray top.
The two mountain peaks in front kept shaking.
Qin Huairu.
Sure enough, it was midnight.
Moreover, it was so thinly worn.
This is planning to change the house.
"Mancang, are you dying? You must not die. You haven't written your will yet."
Lin Mancang was watching with enthusiasm, Qin Huairu was already lying on the bed crying, grabbed Lin Mancang's hands, and put them on his chest.
Nima!
Is this cursing Lao Tzu?
But why are you hiding two rabbits inside?
Seeing Lin Mancang looking straight at him, Qin Huairu thought that Lin Mancang was looking back.
If you don't seize this opportunity, you won't be able to write a will when you burp.
"Mancang, my sister is here. I know that you will be a bachelor until your death. I don't know what it's like to be a woman. As long as you promise to leave the house to my sister's family, I will let you be a real man once."
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