Solo Farming In The Tower

TL: Hanguk

PR: MiniPixelZ

Resting Grounds of the Forgotten Gods.

[0.2% of the dead divinity has been recovered.]

[Black Tower 99th floor Pink-fur witnesses your temple.]

[0.16% of the dead divinity has been recovered.]

[Black Tower 99th floor Poisonous Bee No. 100,315 has witnessed your temple.]

[0.0002% of the dead divinity has been recovered.]

…

.

As usual, the dead gods recovered divinity through the memorial monuments that Sejun had built.

At that moment

[Nak, the God of Spinach's divinity is revived.]

[You are no longer a dead god and cannot stay here.]

[Returning to your original place.]

Nak, the God of Spinach, recovered his divinity

"Oh! Sejun-nim, thank you! Guys, I'm back to life! See you later at the Seed Shop Headquarters…!"

Shouting excitedly to the nearby dead gods, he suddenly disappeared. He had been transferred to the Seed Shop Headquarters.

And then

"You can really come back to life!"

"O, Sejun-nim!"

"Let's work hard too!"

The dead gods who witnessed that worked hard to make things to send to Sejun. They wanted to recover divinity quickly by drinking Samyangju and return to where their friends were.

While the Resting Grounds of the Forgotten Gods was noisy with Nak's resurrection

Paaat.

"Huh?! Did I return?"

Nak, who suddenly appeared in the Seed Shop Headquarters plaza, looked around to confirm he had arrived properly.

At that moment

"Nak?! You're Nak, the God of Spinach, right?!"

Peblos, the God of Pebbles, called out to Nak.

"Peblos?! Wow! So good to see you!"

"Yeah! Great to see you!"

After thousands of years, the two embraced and rejoiced at their reunion.

And then

"Nak, but what happened? You were definitely dead."

"I came back to life thanks to Sejun-nim."

"What?! Even the grace of God-Sejun reaches the Resting Grounds of the Forgotten Gods?!"

While Peblos was listening to Nak's story

"God-Sejun? Huh? Nak?!"

"Did someone just say God-Sejun? Huh?! It's Nak!"

The nearby non-combat gods gathered around

"Everyone, Nak has been resurrected by the grace of God-Sejun!"

"God-Sejun!"

"God-Sejun!"

Thirty minutes after Mirna's testimony ended, chants rang out again in the Seed Shop Headquarters plaza.

***

<Earth>

Piyo. Piyo.

[The place I went after hearing Golt's words was the 72nd floor of the Golden Tower. And at an antique shop there, I discovered a transparent orb like the one Golt was sealed in.]

Sejun was listening to a more detailed explanation from Piyot before they fell into a hole.

104.28.193.250

Piyo. Piyo.

[We took the orb to a safe place and had Uren-nim touch it. And as soon as Uren-nim touched it, the orb shattered.]

"And then you fell right after?"

Piyo. Piyo.

[Yes. As soon as Forin, the Black Wave, one of the Four Heavenly Kings of Ditto, the God of Ruin, appeared, a hole opened beneath Uren-nim and we fell together!]

"We'll depart as soon as Uren finishes eating."

Piyo!

[Yes!]

As the conversation ended, Piyot hurriedly flew and perched on Theo's right front paw

Piyo?! Piyo?!

[Theo-nim, do you need anything?! Shall I bring you water?!]

He diligently attended to Theo.

"Uhehehe. So tasty!"

Because of Uren, who only ate with a bright expression using his left front paw, Piyot's loyalty shone even more.

But something's strange…

Sejun suddenly felt something odd.

Why does Uren's misfortune keep leading him here?

Why does he fall here exactly two times in a row?

Uren had been falling into this place too often.

That must mean this place is an unfortunate one for Uren?

Or is there another reason?

"There must be some other reason."

Sejun didn't think at all that the Kindergarten of Destruction, which from its name alone sounded extremely unfortunate, was actually an unfortunate place.

With himself, Aileen, his companions, and the kids, even if they caused a few(?) incidents, this place was far from misfortune.

It was peaceful.

Of course, that was just Sejun's opinion.

If things go wrong, the 14 children who could turn into destruction, the Sejun family with not-so-great temperaments, an arrogant dragon, and even the Tree of Creation whose roots could destroy the world with just a little movement, all of this made the Kindergarten of Destruction one of the most unfortunate places in the entire world.

That's why Uren kept falling into this place.

Just like the saying "from afar it's comedy, up close it's tragedy" the beings who lived in the Kindergarten of Destruction thought it was peaceful, but to outsiders, it was an extremely dangerous place.

Just as Sejun was becoming convinced there was another reason why Uren kept falling here

Crack.

The air cracked open

"You thought I wouldn't follow you just because you ran here?!"

A being entered, seeking to revel in misfortune. It was Forin, the Black Wave, one of the Four Heavenly Kings of Ditto, the God of Ruin.

Swaaah.

A boy who looked about ten years old appeared, sliding in after laying down a path like a red carpet made of black water.

And Sejun and his companions watched Forin leisurely.

Because there were more than one or two beings before him who could easily defeat Forin.

Aileen, Theo, Iona, Flamie, Cuengi, Paespaes, and the 14 children at the kindergarten, all of them could easily defeat Forin.

So even though Forin appeared, the group just watched him with a "What's this?" kind of atmosphere.

However

Huhut. These guys are frozen in fear.

Forin misunderstood the group, lacking awareness.

"I am merciful, so I shall give you all the honor of hearing my glorious name. I am one of the Four Heavenly Kings who follows the great Ditto, the God of Ruin… huh?!"

While arrogantly introducing himself, his expression suddenly froze.

Swoosh. Swoosh. Swoosh.

The dragon fruit, who had copied Sejun's skill, was using the cleanliness skill to turn Forin's black water into clear water.

"You bastard! How dare you defile my black water! Die!"

Forin, enraged, turned the black water into arrows and attacked dragon fruit.

"Where do you think you're going!"

Sejun had been so happy to get that thing, and now you dare try to destroy it?!

Clang. Clang. Clang.

Aileen suddenly appeared in front of dragon fruit and blocked Forin's attacks.

After blocking the attack, Aileen.

Kuhihihi. Now it's my turn!

She tried to attack Forin immediately. After all, the way of the great Black Dragon was to return at least double for every hit received.

But

Ah. Right! Sejun is watching.

Realizing Sejun was watching, she quickly dropped her combat stance.

To Sejun, she had to be the very embodiment of modesty(?). She couldn't show a violent side here.

"Vice Chairman Theo, hit him three times for me."

"Puhuhut. Aileen noona, just leave it to Vice Chairman Theo, meow! I'll hit him as painfully as I can, meow!"

So she passed on her share of the beating

Puhbuhbuk!

"Kuaargh…"

Forin felt three powerful blows to the back of his head and fainted.

"Puhuhut. Now Forin is a full-time employee of Sejun Company, meow!"

Press.

While Theo was stamping a cat paw-shaped seal on the paw-mark that had formed on the back of Forin's head

Kihihit. Kking?! Kking!

[Hehe. How dare you attack the butler's clone?! Great Blackie will punish you!]

Thump.

Blackie also headbutted Forin, making sure he stayed unconscious.

Amid the chaos

Now's my chance!

Sneaking.

Baektang crept up, aiming for Sejun's lap.

But

"Kyoo-Kyoo-Kyoo- no you don't!"

Iona, guarding Sejun's lap in Theo's place, glared coldly at Baektang

Kawong..

Baektang once again had to look longingly at Sejun's lap from afar today.

A short while later.

"Youngest Forin greets the seniors!"

"Youngest Forin greets the seniors!"

"Youngest Forin…"

Under the harsh mental training of the Blackie Family, Forin, now fully disciplined, went around giving respectful greetings.

And then

"Alright. From now on, Forin, you'll serve me as I am your hyung."

Golt, one of the Four Heavenly Kings, patted Forin's shoulder while twitching the corners of his mouth.

Kukuku. So this is the taste of power?

Originally, among the Four Heavenly Kings, all were equal in rank except for their leader, the White Magma Korin.

Grit.

On the other hand, Forin was grinding his teeth and enduring his anger. He wanted to lash out at Golt right away, but

Kihihit. Kking. Kking!

[Hehe. The youngest is doing well. As expected of great Blackie's mental training!]

"Of course! As expected of the great Blackie nim!"

Kkiruk!

Sharlarang.

…

..

.

The Blackie Family was watching from behind.

If he talked back to Golt here, he might have to undergo mental training from the beginning again.

Eek! Anything but that.

Just the thought made him shiver.

While the situation was settling down

"Uhehehe. I'm done eating."

Uren finished his meal

"I know the location of Moelli, the Purple Lightning, one of the Four Heavenly Kings. Let's go!"

Forin urged the group to move.

I can't be the only one to suffer this humiliation!

He desperately wanted to escape from the position of the youngest.

"Aileen, I am going to the Tower and will come back soon."

"Okay!"

Sejun headed to the Black Tower with Piyot and the group.

On the way to the Black Tower.

Since they weren't in a hurry, they walked and

"Wow! A cat!"

"There's a hamster too!"

"A doggy!"

"A pig!"

"There's a turtle too!"

Sejun's companions received all the attention from the neighborhood people.

And then

Kawong…

I couldn't get on Sejun-nim's lap again today.

Baektang walked sluggishly at the very back of the group, his face filled with disappointment.

"Take this, meow."

Theo handed something to Baektang.

Kawong?

[This is a blanket?]

Baektang tilted his head as if wondering why Theo was giving him this.

Then

"This is the blanket that covered Chairman Park's lap for 100 days. I'm giving it to you specially, meow!"

Theo revealed the identity of the blanket

Kawong!

Baektang hurried to grab the blanket, worried Theo might take it back.

"Puhuhut. From now on, once a year, I'll give you a blanket that covered Chairman Park's lap, so be content with that, meow! And if you try for Chairman Park's lap again, know it won't be fun, meow!"

Theo issued a stern warning to Baektang and then clung to Sejun's lap again.

Kawong.

Baektang carefully kept Sejun's blanket.

However.

I'll take it for now.

But I won't give up.

Baektang's gaze remained fixed on Sejun's lap. As expected, Baektang was not one to give up.

***

72nd floor of the Golden Tower.

"Well then, guys, take care."

Piyo! Piyo!

[Yes! Take care!]

Sejun said goodbye to Piyot's party and

There was supposed to be an antique shop here, right?

Since he came all this way, it felt like a waste to leave without checking it out.

"Vice Chairman Theo, what do you think? Feel any pull?"

He asked Theo.

"Meow…"

Theo extended his front paw and focused on Sejun's question.

"Puhuhut. I feel a pull, meow!"

He answered, eyes sparkling.

"Lead the way."

"Puhuhut. This way, meow!"

Following Theo's guidance, Sejun and the group moved.

And then

[Pick & Choose Antique Shop]

They arrived in front of a shabby building with a name that screamed of low-quality goods.

"Why is the shop name like this?"

Sejun clicked his tongue as he looked at the sign.

It was like the pot calling the kettle black, but he seemed unaware of it himself.

"Puhuhut. Lame name, meow!"

Kkueng!

[Not a good name!]

(Pip-pip. Really bad name.)

Kkihihit. Kking!

[Hehe. When it comes to naming, our butler is the best!]

No one in the group realized it. Their standards had been warped by Sejun.

"Let's go in."

As Sejun opened the door and entered with the group, they were greeted first by the damp warmth, the musty smell of mold, and a towering mountain of junk.

It looked like nothing more than a pile of scrap.

[Antique Gacha]

-1 pull for 0.2 Tower Coins, 3 pulls for 0.5 Tower Coins.

Next to the junk pile was a single signboard

Kurrr…

Next to the signboard, the shop owner was sleeping soundly, unaware that customers had arrived.

"Excuse me… ugh!"

Sejun tried to call out to pay, but the stench of booze and the bad breath from excessive drinking was so strong he couldn't approach.

Tap.

So instead, he paid 10,000 Tower Coins in advance by placing it next to the signboard

"Here. Pull as much as you want."

And the group began the gacha pulls.

*****

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