Some Unscientific Marvel Scientist

"what is this?"

Bruce Banner took the test tube and took a look at it curiously. The liquid in the test tube didn't look like a medicine, but rather like some kind of vegetable juice. He opened the stopper and sniffed lightly, but couldn't smell it. Find out what this is.

Harry Osborn on the side twitched the corner of his mouth. He was familiar with the potion in the test tube. He glanced sideways at Peter Parker beside him and saw that he was pouting his mouth, looking at his nose and nose with his eyes down. Looking at his head, he obviously recognized what the medicine in the test tube was.

Harry thought for a while and felt that it would be good to have another victim who had the same problem as him, and then decisively chose to remain silent.

"You'll know after you drink it," Kraft did not directly answer Dr. Banner's question, "It's not poison anyway."

"Well, actually, it doesn't matter even if it's poison. As long as Hulk is here, poison can't kill me at all."

Dr. Banner pursed his lips. He guessed that the substance in the test tube might be some kind of sedative, but he had already tried that stuff and it had no special effect.

Dr. Banner, who had no hope, raised his head and drank all the liquid in the test tube.

"It tastes pretty good, quite refreshing..." After finishing the drink, Dr. Banner commented on the taste. When he lowered his head, he saw that his skin was turning green, and his face suddenly changed. "Be careful! The Hulk is coming out! ……Eh?"

Dr. Banner soon discovered that something seemed wrong. After his skin turned green, his body did not swell, his clothes were still on his body, and his consciousness was still his own, and he was not suppressed by the Hulk.

"Is this solved?!"

Bruce Banner looked at Kraft with surprise on his face, even ignoring the strange smell emanating from his own body.

"how is this possible."

Kraft rolled his eyes. He knew that Dr. Banner had misunderstood it. After all, the color was indeed easy to confuse.

And probably Dr. Banner did not want to commit suicide due to external factors, so the cucumber texture on his skin did not fade like Harry's, but continued to remain on his body.

It's just that he probably wasn't desperate enough, so he didn't completely turn into a cucumber, but instead turned into a cucumber man.

After briefly explaining the effect of the previous potion, Dr. Banner, who looked really disheveled, was a little dumbfounded. He didn't think Kraft's potion could really turn people into cucumbers, because it was too unscientific. .

"So, have you ever successfully turned someone into a cucumber?"

Stark on the side also sneered at this. He thought this was a prank by Kraft, a naughty kid.

"No," Kraft shook his head helplessly. "It's hard to find people who are crazy about escaping reality and desperate for everything. Under normal circumstances, such people have already committed suicide."

"If it weren't for Betty, I might be able to meet your requirements."

Dr. Banner held Betty Ross's hand and looked at her affectionately.

However, several of the people around him either had girlfriends or were regulars at nightclubs. The only bachelor, Kraft, had not yet awakened, so no one ate this mouthful of dog food.

"By the way, since this potion is useless, isn't it time to change Bruce back?"

After Betty Ross and Dr. Banner looked at each other for a while, she suddenly came back to her senses. The main reason was that Bruce's cucumber green face was so eye-catching that she couldn't concentrate.

"Don't worry!" Kraft waved his arm, then turned to Martin Lee and shouted: "Dad, give Dr. Banner a blast of salted fish energy!"

"How many times have I told you! Don't give me random names for my abilities!"

Martin glared at Kraft fiercely, then raised his index finger and fired a desperate shot at Bruce Banner.

A small ball of black energy with white light penetrated into Bruce Banner's body before he could react, and Dr. Banner, who was already depressed, instantly became depressed.

"Ah... I really want to die..."

As the feeling of despair continued, Bruce Banner felt that everything around him seemed to be magnifying, but...

What does that have to do with him?He just wants to die now.

Bruce Banner's clothes were scattered on the ground, and he himself turned into a cucumber with facial features, held in the hands of a confused Betty Ross.

"Oh oh oh oh! It really turned into a pickle!"

Kraft took out a camera from somewhere and started taking pictures of Bruce Banner who had turned into a cucumber.

"Bruce!"

Betty Ross, who came back to her senses, rolled her eyes and fell straight backwards. Pepper Potts, who was on the side, quickly stepped forward to support Betty, and then looked at the cucumber in her hand with horror on her face. Bruce Banner.

"WTF?!!"

I had always thought Kraft's cucumber potion was a prank, but when Tony Stark actually saw Bruce Banner transform from such a big man into a pickle, he was so shocked that his eyes almost popped out. .

"This is so fucking unscientific!"

Stark hugged his head with both hands and dug his fingers deeply into his hair. Craft's cucumber potion completely subverted his scientific knowledge and worldview.

Harry Osborn and Peter Parker hugged each other and shivered. Harry Osborn even broke out in a cold sweat. Although he had turned green before, he also thought it was a prank made by Kraft. The effect of the potion is to turn people's skin green or something...

I never thought it could actually turn people into pickles!

Devil!The young man in front of me is a complete devil!Peter, he didn’t lie to me!

Harry looked at Peter with lingering fear, and moved to the side in a tacit understanding, keeping some distance from Kraft.

Although they also know that there is no point in doing so, at least they will feel better.

Misty Knight, who was brought over by Stark and Pepper to install a prosthetic limb, shivered and was suddenly not very interested in the future of prosthetic limb transplantation. In fact, having one arm was not a big deal. The worst she could do was get a clerical job...

Misty has always scorned the word "lady", but just now, she suddenly wanted to know about the life of a lady. Fighting and killing, etc., are not really suitable for women, are they?

Seeing the frightened expressions of the people around him, Martin Lee sighed deeply.

Finally someone understands how I feel...

Because of Kraft's inventions, his world view has been shattered countless times.

What kind of suffering is this!

"How did you do this?! This is so unscientific!"

After the panic, Tony Stark still couldn't restrain his desire for research. He stepped forward and plucked the desperate Cucumber Banner from Betty Ross's hands. While observing his situation carefully, he asked curiously Craft asked.

"At first, I just wanted to see if I could come up with something similar because of Peter's situation."

Kraft shrugged and flirted casually.

Peter on the side was startled, and silently took a few steps back to the side, trying to reduce his sense of presence.

Kraft didn't notice his little move and continued to fool around: "It turned out that the medicine I made after many experiments would only turn the mice into corresponding creatures...such as spiders, centipedes, and so on."

"Then I thought, is it possible to turn animals into plants? Then I made this thing out of nowhere. I don't know why I can only turn into pickles, even if I have to be very desperate. The conditions are only theoretical basis, and Dr. Banner is the only successful case."

Kraft took Cucumber Banner from Stark and held it up in excitement.

"Speaking of which, the situation of Hulk and Peter is not very scientific, right?"

Putting Cucumber Banner on the table, Kraft pointed to Cucumber Banner on the ground and Peter who was hugging Harry, and showed a strange expression to Stark.

"No...this is completely different, okay..."

Stark kept a straight face, feeling the need to break up with the boy Kraft.

At this moment, Bruce Banner's screams came to his ears.

"Ahhhhhhhhh-!!! What's wrong with me?! Why can't I feel my limbs?! And why do you look so much bigger?!"

"Uh... Dr. Banner, please don't get excited..."

Tony Stark was thinking about his words to tell Banner the unfortunate news in a tactful way. Craft beside him had already taken out a mirror and placed it in front of him.

"Because Dr. Banner, you have turned into a cucumber. Of course you can't feel your limbs." Kraft shook the mirror in his hand, "Look, I didn't lie to you, did I?"

Tony Stark: "...You brat!!!!"

Tony Stark rarely wanted to comfort someone with kind words, but what did Kraft, a naughty kid, do!Don't even think about whether Dr. Banner can bear it? !

"Ho-! Hulk! Angry!"

As expected, Bruce Banner's mentality collapsed instantly, and he switched to the Hulk's personality in a second.

The moment he heard Hulk's voice, Harry Osborn, who had been chased and beaten on the Helicarrier, was nervous, but he soon discovered that after Cucumber Banner turned into Hulk, he was just From an ordinary cucumber, it turned into a larger cucumber.

"Hulk! Hate cucumbers!"

The pickled cucumber on the ground swelled again, but it was of no use. Hulk could only lie on the table, unable to rage.

"Hey! Sure enough, Dr. Banner will keep the form of a cucumber after turning into the Hulk. In this way, wouldn't the Hulk's problem be solved?!"

Kraft clapped his hands excitedly.

On the other side, Betty Ross, who woke up because of Hulk's roar, heard Kraft's words, glanced at the cucumber Hulk on the table, rolled her eyes again, and fainted again.

Only Martin Lee and Peter Parker, who were familiar with Kraft, knew that this guy was playing a prank again.

As a father, Martin twitched his lips and felt that it was still necessary to take care of his naughty child, so he stepped forward and gave Craft a blow.

"Stop it, what are you planning to do?"

"I just want to test whether Hulk can leave the cucumber state on his own," Kraft muttered, covering his head: "This way we can accurately know whether Hulk is an independent existence."

Stark next to him was stunned for a moment, then nodded in agreement: "That makes sense. If the Hulk was created by gamma rays, a strange existence that resides in Dr. Banner's body, then it shouldn't continue to exist. Uh... cucumber status."

Looking down at the still roaring Cucumber Hulk, Stark had a strange expression.

"Now it seems that Hulk and Banner are actually the same person. He is just another form of Banner. Well, it's like a bug breaks out of a cocoon and turns into a butterfly, or a tadpole turns into..."

Just as Stark was explaining Dr. Banner's situation to everyone using inappropriate metaphors, he suddenly glanced at Kraft, who was aside, took out a knife from his pocket and pointed it at the angry Cucumber Hulk. Want to do something.

"Hey! Craft what are you doing?!"

Stark shouted excitedly, reaching out his hand to stop Kraft's movement.

"Why are you howling?" Kraft impatiently slapped Stark's arm away, "Hulk's recovery ability is super strong in his normal state. I want to see if he can recover on his own when he becomes a cucumber. After all, He can grow even in cucumber form..."

With that said, Kraft started to cut off a small piece from Cucumber Hulk's body, and then the Cucumber Hulk, which was missing a small hole, roared and grew the cut off part back at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Wow...there will be no shortage of cucumbers to eat in the future..."

Kraft joked as he put the cut cucumbers into a small jar and sealed them. He planned to analyze them later to see how they were different from ordinary cucumbers. In order to prevent insufficient materials, Kraft cut them continuously. Several pieces are packed.

Betty Ross, who woke up again, had not yet recovered, and fainted for the third time when she saw Kraft's inhumane methods.

"Hulk! Angry!"

The Cucumber Hulk has grown his mouth and wants to bite Kraft, but now he is just a cucumber, unable to do anything but be incompetent and furious, and can only be slaughtered by Kraft.

"Devil... this is really a demon..."

Harry swallowed and whispered to Peter: "Peter, it's amazing that you can survive under Kraft for so many years!"

"Don't bother me! I'm recalling the time when I offended this kid particularly harshly..."

Peter Parker wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and stared at the ceiling trying to remember.

But the more he recalled, the sadder Peter became... His memory was full of scenes of being bullied by Kraft. The occasional limited resistance would only lead to a more miserable consequence in the end...

While Peter breathed a sigh of relief, he couldn't help but feel sad.

It's too awful!I'm so miserable!

Peter seemed to be affected by Martin Lee's negative emotional energy, and he shed two lines of tears with a look of despair.