Chapter 108: Chapter 108: Shrek Produced Three Head Eunuchs
Chapter 108: Shrek Produced Three Head Eunuchs
It wasn't until evening that the biting cold wind swept across the crotches of the three patrons.
The sudden chill made them shiver, jolting them awake.
The three perverts' lower halves were numb, devoid of sensation. Standing up, they saw a pool of blood on the ground and exchanged glances.
They all noticed the other's pale, bloodless face.
The three couldn't help but panic, quickly reaching for their crotches. It was bad; it was empty, breezy, and chillingly cold.
"My little brother is gone!" *3
The three perverts cried out in anguish, collapsing weakly onto the ground, their cries gradually becoming sharp, no longer sounding like men's voices.
After a long while.
Dai Mubai was the first to stand up. His little brother was already as good as Waste, and although he was heartbroken to lose it, he wasn't in as much agony as the other two.
His little brother was truly no different from an accessory to him. What difference was there between having a little brother that could misfire in his pocket and not having one at all?
However, there was certainly a hint of sadness. Before, he had his little brother to prove he was a man, but now even his little brother is gone.
"Stop crying. This isn't over. We need to cultivate quickly now. Aren't those two Soul Saints?"
Dai Mubai spoke viciously, his eyes filled with brutality, his voice hoarse and somewhat sharp, "You two cultivate quickly and help me become the Star Luo Emperor. By then, with a hundred thousand troops pressing, they won't be able to kill them all even if they die of exhaustion."
"Boss Dai, are you confident?"
The One-Eyed Fire Chicken and Oscar had heard something about the Star Luo Empire's crown prince selection method. If they chose wrong, they would truly be crushed to dust.
"What's there to fear? Tang San has already agreed to help me. With a Title Douluo on our side, which imperial prince of the Star Luo Empire can compare to me?"
Dai Mubai's tone was full of disdain as if the position of Star Luo Crown Prince was within reach.
"Let me tell you a secret: Tang San's Dad is the Clear Sky Sect's successor. When Tang San returns to his ancestral sect in the future, he'll be the Young Sect Master. Do you think we won't be able to compete?"
"No matter how strong Dai Weisi's methods are, in the face of the Clear Sky Sect's absolute power, he'll only be assassinated."
Oscar and Ma Hongjun exchanged glances, somewhat astonished, and said in disbelief, "Tang San is a successor of the Clear Sky Sect? How could he be living outside?"
"Wait a minute! Isn't the orthodox line of the Clear Sky Sect now with the former Second Elder's lineage? So, Tang San now…"
Oscar, with wisdom dawning on him, suddenly remembered that the Clear Sky Sect had been usurped by the Second Elder's lineage. So, Tang San now was just the son of someone being hunted. He immediately exclaimed,
"Tang San's Dad is Sun Douluo Tang Hao!"
"Keep your voice down!"
Dai Mubai slapped Oscar on the head. Seeing that they were still skeptical, he slowly said,
"Aren't you just worried that Tang San will fail? To tell you the truth, Tang San has twin Martial Souls!"
Things had come to this, and he couldn't rely solely on Tang San anymore. Tang San was currently preoccupied with romance, which would lead to trouble sooner or later.
For his future imperial throne, he could only make Tang San suffer a little.
This was also for the good of their Shrek Seven Devils.
They would be companions in the future, so there was nothing to hide.
"But why can't I become an asura god?"
The more Dai Mubai thought about it, the more he wondered why he couldn't become an asura god. His talent wasn't bad, and his status wasn't much worse than Tang San's.
His Evil Eye White Tiger Martial Soul should be more suitable for an asura god than a broken grass and a hammer, right?
But Dai Mubai didn't say much, only burying it in his heart, comforting himself, "It's fine, Tang San still has the Sea God position. Even if I become an asura god later, it won't be a big deal. I will once again become Tang San's Boss Dai."
Besides, if he became an asura god, Tang San wouldn't be able to defeat him. If he didn't obediently call him Boss Dai, he could only rage in futility.
While Dai Mubai was lost in thought, Oscar and Ma Hongjun had already exploded. Tang San was not only born with full Soul Power but also had twin Martial Souls!
If he succeeded in cultivating, he would undoubtedly become the number one person on the continent.
However, twin Martial Souls seemed unable to cultivate to the highest level, which made the two worried again. After all, no one with twin Martial Souls had ever successfully cultivated; they all died from body explosion.
"The Clear Sky Sect has a cultivation method for twin Martial Souls, and Tang San has already learned it, so you naturally don't need to worry about cultivation issues."
After speaking, Dai Mubai said with great ambition, "Fatty, don't you want to resolve your Martial Soul defect? Oscar, don't you want to become the first food-type Title Douluo on the continent? By then, we'll be four young Title Douluo. Who in the world can stop us?"
"Boss Dai!"
Ma Hongjun looked at Dai Mubai excitedly, sweeping away his previous unhappiness, a hint of ambition appearing in his eyes. But soon he said weakly, "Boss Dai, my Evil Fire seems to be gone!"
"What? Your Evil Fire is gone!"
Dai Mubai was stunned. Even if Little Brother was gone, the Evil Fire shouldn't disappear; it should just be relieved differently.
How could it disappear?
"I don't know. I don't feel a trace of Evil Fire in my body now. The Evil Fire Phoenix seems to have been suppressed into a Fire Phoenix."
Ma Hongjun suddenly said with a look of pleasant surprise, that his Martial Soul defect had been accidentally resolved.
However, this was just an illusion of the Evil Fire being suppressed by the cold poison. Rather, it could be said that all the Evil Fire had been completely suppressed in Ma Hongjun's kidneys.
Once the suppression disappeared, Ma Hongjun might not be able to resist opening his third eye under the attack of the Evil Fire.
"That's great! I can't believe you, Fatty, no longer have a Martial Soul defect."
Dai Mubai, in his excitement, patted Ma Hongjun's shoulder.
"Boss Dai, we will help you seize the position of Star Luo Crown Prince."
Ma Hongjun chuckled. With his Evil Fire gone, his cultivation would surely skyrocket. If he helped Dai Mubai become emperor in the future,
He would at least be a general. Then, walking on the street, everyone would admire his prowess. Although Little Brother was gone,
He still had feelings and could grind. Ma Hongjun would never change his ways!
Once he became a general and gained merit for following the dragon, the women of the Star Luo Empire would be at his disposal, unable to resist.
"Well done, Fatty."
After Dai Mubai finished speaking, he looked at Oscar beside him.
"I'm also willing to help you, Boss Dai."
Oscar's goal was also simple: to gain merit for following the dragon, attain a high position, and then propose marriage to the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect.
He had originally thought about marrying ten or so wives in the future, having children every day, founding a Sausage Sect, and becoming the number one auxiliary sect in the world. But that opportunity was also shattered by Tian Yue's spear.
It became completely baseless. He might not even be able to leave behind descendants, and Ning Rongrong might not be willing to be with a eunuch. But he still wanted to try.
What if Ning Rongrong liked that type and wanted to grind tofu with him every day?
Finally, the three perverts went back and forth, just like when they were scheming against Tian Yue, feeling victory was within reach, occasionally letting out strange cackles.
Yet, they were completely unaware that, apart from Dai Mubai, the spiritual seas of Oscar and Ma Hongjun were gradually being covered by a black shadow.
This black shadow couldn't yet perceive the external situation or the state of this body; otherwise, it would truly explode in rage and shatter on the spot.
End of Chapter