Super God-Level Top Student

Then it said in its distinctive adorable childlike voice, "Who even takes the exams for Qingbei these days? Let me tell you, no matter where you go, society will end up schooling you after you graduate. So come to Xilin University of Technology, where you'll learn how to school society in style." A girl's uncontrollable laughter could be heard in the background. It was obvious the video was uploaded haphazardly, without even the basic editing. But none of that mattered. Really, had any person with a following of 150 million said that line, they'd probably be flamed to social media oblivion. Luckily, Dou Dou really wasn't a person. That shimmering metallic robotic arm, the expressions flashing above its head, along with that childish voice, instantly set the internet ablaze. The top comments section was almost uniformly: "Holy shit!" Clearly, everyone was taken by surprise that Dou Dou suddenly acquired a body and could record videos and speak. Their initial reactions were limited to these simplest words to express their richest emotions. Even Dou Dou got somewhat impatient replying to its adoring fans... "God, I'm just an eight-month and seven-day-old baby. You all line up so neatly and say such things, aren't you ashamed? People should at least...not do that." Of course, there were also those seriously discussing the issue. "No, I'm serious here, I've never heard of this recruitment officer job, is this even a legit position?" "Just look around the whole world, can you find an artificial intelligence more legit than Dou Dou me? (Proud)" ... "Seriously, I, on behalf of myself, am very interested in this 'schooling society' course. Dou Dou, will you be teaching this class yourself? And can we get a refund on our tuition if you can't teach us?" "Come on, I'll teach, and if I can't, there's always my dad. You can't even imagine how my dad schools society on a regular basis. Really, it's ruthlessly vicious, I dare not even mention it! So, not being able to refund your tuition is not the issue; the question is, do you dare to ask for it back? (Laughing hysterically and banging on the table)" ... "Dou Dou, I want to attend Xilin University of Technology, but I can't even pass the exams for Qingbei, what should I do? You wouldn't reject me, would you?" "You can't even pass the exams for Qingbei and you have the gall to think about our Xilin University of Technology? Let me tell you, that's just insulting! (Snooty)" ... "Qingbei: Where's my 50-meter broadsword?" "Bring it on, hack away at me. Let me tell you, it's not just about a 50-meter broadsword, even if they brought out two Italian cannons, I wouldn't even flinch! If they can scratch off a piece of my skin, I'll consider myself defeated! (Picking nose)" ... "Dou Dou, please tell me sincerely, why can you be so arrogant? I really want to learn just that." "(Thoughtful face) Maybe, probably, perhaps I have a great dad! Uh, who made my reincarnation so good? (Dismissive gesture)" ... "I'm from Xilin University of Technology Affiliated High School, but I'm only a freshman. Dou Dou, you're giving a presentation at our school tomorrow, can I join too?" "When Dou Dou shows up, everyone in the whole school must attend! If anyone dares to stop you, I authorize you to drop my dad Qiao's name! Um... if that doesn't work, just pretend you didn't see this message, okay! (Smug face)" ... The effect was, to put it mildly, explosive. In less than an hour, "Xilin University of Technology Declares War on Qingbei" became a trending topic on Weibo. What was even more outrageous was on Zhihu, almost at the same hour as Dou Dou's Weibo post, a question titled "Who really is Huaxia's number one super university?" rocketed to the top spot of Zhihu's hot list. And the most audacious part was, the top-voted answer to this question on Zhihu came from the number one AI expert on the platform, none other than Dou Dou. "Thanks for the invite. I was in Xilin watching TV when I suddenly saw this question. It struck me like a bolt from the blue and made my CPU freeze for about 3e-13 seconds before I could regain my senses and hurry to answer this question. How should I put it? At the moment I saw this question raised by netizens, or rather, when you're still comparing Xilin University of Technology with Qingbei after my Weibo post, Xilin University of Technology has already lost, and lost miserably! Therefore, I must reassert once more, there is only one, or rather the only unparalleled super university in Huaxia, and that is Xilin University of Technology! 'One Super, Two Strong, and the Rest', that's going to be the future landscape of Huaxia's universities. Let me say it again, I, Xilin University of Technology, set my sights on competing with Princeton, Harvard, Columbia University, Berkeley Branch, Yale, Pennsylvania... and so on. These universities combined. Yanbei? Huaqing? Are you joking when you ask such a question?!" My words are over, who agrees? Who opposes?" Without a doubt, this answer was explosively popular. The likes were clicked so often by amused netizens that they were nearly smoking. The comment section turned into an ocean of joy. "Dou Dou, I agree, please don't hit me." "For proper trolling, we've got to look to you, Dou Dou!" "Got it, Xilin University of Technology is the number one university in the universe!"