Chapter 10: Drowsy Void learns to be a Dog?
Everyone had heard the fact before, No. 90 Cultivation High School grounds used to be graveyard. Of course, Xero had already knew this. It was pretty obvious to him.
It would explain all the weird things happening in class! For example, the summoning of ghosts and other twisted sh*t like that!
It was apparently a graveyard that was built for legendary cultivators. Cultivation masters from the Ancient Energy Era (about five-thousand years ago) had been buried there. Their graves were powered with qi, in order to store them, but eventually when the qi started to drain… So did their bodies, and then came the decomposition. There had also been suicides at No.90 High, but the bodies mysteriously disappeared and the school never recovered them. This had happened in the early stages of No. 90 High.
The Qinghai Government had funded the construction, and didn't know they were building on a damn graveyard!
That would explain why ghosts had been f*cking around in Class Advanced 1-B!
…
Most importantly, ever since Drowsy Void's appearance, he had become the center of attention. This had been very satisfactory for Xero. So he gave the "dog" tacit permission to keep on existing. Droopy Void still had a grudge for Xero, but he always hided it, and didn't want to cuss Xero out… because the consequences would be severe. Poor little Void…
It had been a daily occurrence to pet or squeeze Drowsy Void's fat cheeks whenever class had ended. And this had gone on for a while. But one day, students had noticed that it had never barked once. And given his past life, there was a pretty good reason for that.
So, Han Jue had a good idea. Since his parents worked at a pet shop, he had some experience in guiding dogs. And the brilliant idea? Show Drowsy Void dog videos!
Han Jue had a grin on his face as he kneeled and showed Drowsy Void dog videos. It featured multiple sequences of dogs… just being dogs! And barking clips too, that was needed.
Drowsy Void was real pissed at the audacity. After all, he had been the Void God in his past life! This is just degrading!
Han Jue, sighed and then said, "Man… it isn't working. You're a real stubborn one, Void. I've tried everything imaginable!"
Aoi Misaki, "Yeah, it is kind of degrading for him if he barks though…"
Finally! Drowsy Void knew someone would understand him.
And that was just a big "f*ck you" in bold and large text to Void's face when he watched the video! What the hell was he supposed to do?!
Li Xinyan had an idea. "I got it! I know exactly what to say…"
Xinyan was a female classmate there at Class Advanced 1-B, and one of the many that Xero had noticed. She was known for her excellent ability to build cultivation swords, and even has a working shop dedicated to that. Although she mostly had a poor background, she was evidently smart and loved drawing. Especially manga.
Xinyan kneeled over to Drowsy Void and said, "You can't be a Void King if you can't even bark!"
Droopy Void's eyes widened. That was ragebait at its finest dammit!
Xinyan continued, "If you're the previous Void God, then you can obviously do anything right?"
"True, that does make sense…" One student whispered to the friend next to him.
Drowsy Void nodded. During his reign, he basically had the power to do anything.
"Then bark!"
…
"Are you sure that's gonna work?" Han Jue said with a thoughtful expression.
"Just trust me!" Xinyan was awfully confident in that concept. But… it worked anyway.
Drowsy Void barked for the first time. Immediately the whole class burst into tears. Hell, even Teacher Shuang was wiping her tears!
It had took too long! That f*cker knew how to, he just stalled!
A silent Xero who was observing the whole thing in his seat, was kinda surprised it didn't meow like two days ago when he summoned it. Perhaps, it had grew a brain?
All in all, everyone was pretty satisfied. And Drowsy Void had learned how to bark! How lovely~