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Eobard Thawne Listens to Euphoria and Plots the Ultimate Diss Track
Red Lightning crackled around him as Eobard Thawne, the Reverse-Flash, sat in his hideout, feet propped up on a control panel. His yellow suit was unmasked, revealing his permanently seething expression as he scrolled through music files.
"Let's see... I need something hateful. Something that speaks to my soul. Something that fuels my..."
Then it hit.
The beat of Kendrick Lamar's Euphoria blasted through his speakers.
Thawne leaned back as the song unfolded, and his red eyes gleamed. This? This was poetry. Every line dripped venom, and with each bar, his hatred for Barry Allen felt more refined, purified, and weaponized.
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A Hater's Gospel
First Verse:
"Them superpowers getting neutralized, I can only watch in silence..."
Eobard smirked. "Yeah, that's how I felt when Barry first got his speed. Watching that idiot stumble around, thinking he was special. I CREATED YOU, BARRY!"
"You're moving just like a degenerate, every antic is feeling distasteful..."
"Oh, you mean like when Barry spends an entire season of his life making bad decisions and then crying about it? This song is autobiographical for Allen at this point."
"I can calculate you're not as calculated, I can even predict your angle..."
Eobard cackled. "EXACTLY. Barry Allen is the least strategic speedster alive. Man doesn't think two steps ahead...he barely thinks one. I can literally see every possible move he'll make and still, he never learns."
"A pathetic master manipulator, I can smell the tales on you now..."
"Oh, this is rich." Thawne leaned forward. "Pathetic manipulator? That's Barry every single time he tries to act like he's the smartest person in the room. Bro thinks he's Batman when in reality, he's just a dude who gets finessed by the villain of the week."
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"Shoo, shoo, shoo... Bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee..."
Eobard nodded. "That's literally how I feel every time Barry tries to lecture me about morality. Shoo, Barry. Get out of my face. You ain't special."
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"Have you ever walked your enemy down like with a poker face? Have you ever paid five hundred thou' like to an open case?"
Eobard grinned wickedly. "Bro, I have rewritten reality just to make Barry miserable. I've killed his loved ones, framed him for murder, erased his kids from existence, ALL while keeping the coldest poker face."
He clapped his hands together. "Man, Kendrick speaking to my SOUL right now."
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The Ultimate Line
"It's always been about love and hate, now let me say I'm the biggest hater."
Silence filled the hideout.
Then, a slow, knowing grin spread across Eobard's face.
"Finally. Someone gets me."
He stood up, vibrating with excitement. "You know what? I should drop a diss track on Barry. No, I should make a whole album."
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Reverse-Flash Presents: Fast But Not Bright - A Barry Allen Diss Album
Tracklist:
1. Negative Speeds, Negative IQs
2. You Weren't the First, You Won't Be the Last
3. Run, Barry, Run (Right Into Bad Decisions)
4. Not That Guy
5. Crying in the Speed Force
6. Still Slower Than Me
7. Your Mom's Dead 'Cause of Me (Bonus Track)
Eobard clutched his chest, overwhelmed with inspiration.
"Oh, Barry. You're finished."