The Earth-san Has Leveled Up!

1-6.1. Bulletin Board《Etching the Name of Hitsujiya Meiko》

[Hey, Restrictions Lifted?] Dungeon Dreaming Thread PART-65 [Still Not?]

1, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

This is a thread to discuss dungeons that have appeared worldwide.

Karma advice and analysis of mysterious voices? Take it to another thread.

Please maintain decorum when posting.

If you post something deeply hurtful, your karma will decrease!

The next thread? Post #980 sets it up!

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399, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

>396 It’s the crowbar.

Making a spiked bat is surprisingly tedious.

400, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

I’ve said it before—just strap a knife to a metal pipe.

401, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Wouldn’t a shovel work?

402, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

As an archery club member, I’ve already won.

403, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

>401 No, not a shovel.

404, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

>401 Shovels are great. Go buy one.

405, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

>404 Stop it, LOL.

406, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Sorry, why are shovels bad?

I heard they’re used in the military.

407, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

>406 People who thought that and went to buy one (on foot) ended up complaining about how unexpectedly heavy they are.

408, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Those who drove there don’t yet know the sustained damage a shovel causes.

409, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

How weak are you guys, LOL?

410, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

>409 Think about it—constantly carrying a poorly balanced 2kg dumbbell.

If you’re a bodybuilder, it’s recommended gear. I’ll stick with a crowbar—about 50cm.

411, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Wait, are you guys serious about shovels being heavy?

The heavy ones are shovels, not scoops.

412, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

411> You’re from Western Japan, aren’t you?

413, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

How’d you guess?

414, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

The large ones with footrests?

Western Japan calls those shovels, Eastern Japan calls them scoops.

415, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

For the record, shovels are technically the big ones.

416, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Doesn’t matter! It’s about dungeons!

417, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Ahhh, when can I get inside?

There’s one near my house.

418, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Jealous. Mine’s two hours by train.

419, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Bus, train, five hours in total, thank you.

420, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

The journey to the dungeon is the real adventure, LOL.

421, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

And the way back is another adventure!

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539, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Lo-Loli girl spotted!!

540, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Rustle!

541, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Rustle!

542, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Calm down, guys! What happened?! If it’s off-topic, you’re done for!

543, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

If it’s a loli, I’ll allow off-topic (^_^)

544, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

News just reported a girl came out of a dungeon in Japan!

545, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Wow, everyone stopped posting at once (;^ω^)

Y’all are too serious.

546, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Having a TV in my room, I’m typing at leisure.

547, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Haven’t heard “typing” in ages, LOL.

548, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Wait, no way—who is this girl!?

549, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

A magical girl appeared―――(゜∀゜)―――!

550, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

The book’s floating!!

551, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Forget that, focus on the sword!

552, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Idiots! The main event is the loli herself!

She’s so cute!

553, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Officer, it’s this gu—AHHH!

She’s reciting an incantation! LOL, she’s so cuuuuuute―――(゜∀゜)!!

554, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Her name’s Hitsujiya Meiko.

Noted.

555, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Reported.

556, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Isn’t this the girl who got swallowed by that new dungeon?

557, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Reported.

558, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Reported.

559, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

>556 Yeah. Basically, she’s a champ who did a one-night dungeon stay.

560, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Now it looks like 556 got reported, LOL.

561, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

This thread’s about to get wild (; ・`д・´)

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[Actually] A Thread to Ponder Dungeons PART 66 [Easy Mode?]

1, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

This is a thread to discuss dungeons that have appeared worldwide.

For karma advice and analyzing mysterious voices, head to another thread.

Let’s follow proper etiquette when posting.

Posts that deeply hurt others will seriously lower your karma!

Whoever gets >>980 starts the next thread!

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30, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Hey, knock it off already!

31, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Don’t “乙” all the way to 28! What’s wrong with you!?

32, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

>1乙

33, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

The speed of posts is insane.

The roars of 30 and 31 seem to have calmed the thread a bit, lol.

Did they use a skill?

34, Anonymous Believer of Meiko

That’s all because Meiko-sama is so divine.

35, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

W-what’s this weird vibe now? (;´∀｀)

36, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

I-is this…fear…?

37, Anonymous Believer of Meiko

As governments worldwide remain silent

38, Anonymous Believer of Meiko

Only unverified information floods the internet

39, Anonymous Believer of Meiko

And then, a single ray of light appears

40, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

W-what’s starting now? (；゜д゜) Gulp…

Oh, someone’s here. Is it the pizza I ordered?

41, Anonymous Believer of Meiko

By exposing herself to the foolish masses

42, Anonymous Believer of Meiko

She proves to the world that her information is true

43, Anonymous Believer of Meiko

A savior to the internet’s starving masses

44, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

And after that, nobody saw 40, w-wait?

H-hey, you gu—cfghui

45, Anonymous Believer of Meiko

A goddess guiding adventurers

46, Anonymous Believer of Meiko

Her name is the ultimate loli beauty, Apprentice Grimoire User Hitsujiya Meiko

47, Anonymous Believer of Meiko

Now accepting new followers

48, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

So it’s just a recruitment campaign!?

49, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

That was way too long!

You guys better be grateful for the two nice posts among this!

50, Anonymous Believer of Meiko

She has been taken to the facility.

51, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

O-okay (；゜д゜)

52, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Joking aside, let’s talk about something useful!

53, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

O-okay!

Uh, how did Meiko-chan even make it back?

54, Anonymous Believer of Meiko

It was her destiny.

55, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Shut up!

56, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

But seriously, that is a mystery.

57, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

No one else has returned from dungeons worldwide.

58, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Maybe no one entered because they were all sealed off?

59, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

No, that’s impossible.

Someone must’ve rushed in before the seals were set up.

60, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Actually, streamers around the world live-broadcast themselves entering dungeons.

61, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Yeah, I saw that. They were armed with bats and crowbars.

The streams cut off the moment they entered the whirlpools.

62, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

That one.

Even that super-buff American guy hasn’t come back yet, unlike Meiko-chan.

63, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

It must be a world where cuteness equals strength.

64, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Then my combat power would be 5 (;_:)

65, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Even without that logic, your default is 5, right?

66, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

>63 That’s not impossible.

Now that Earth-san has developed a will and created dungeons, honestly, anything is possible.

67, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Like all weapons turning back into dirt, lol.

68, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Exactly. At a nearby base, a fighter jet returned and turned into dirt, lol.

It waited until it landed to transform, though.

The pilot was just standing there in shock after watching his beloved jet disintegrate.

69, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

I’d be stunned, too.

Anyway, it all depends on how much info Meiko-chan shares.

70, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

If she reads light novels, she might be secretive.

71, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Even if she hides her skills, I hope she explains what kind of place it was.

72, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

True. No one else has come back—what kind of hell is it?

73, Anonymous Believer of Meiko

Before Meiko-sama, even demons bow.

74, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

So we’re looking up at the ultimate loli’s absolute territory from a low angle. Got it.

75, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Her legs were super slender and adorable (*＾ω＾) licking noises

76, Anonymous Believer of Meiko

………

77, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

(*＾ω＾) lick, oh, someone’s here. Be right back.

78, Anonymous Dungeon Traveler

Lesson learned: Do not view Meiko-chan in a sexual light in front of her followers.