Chapter 79: The Long Road North (and the Shortage of Hot Sauce)
Leaving the damp, oppressive gloom of the Whispering Marshes felt like waking from a fever dream. The party emerged back into the rolling green hills and sparse woodlands of Midgar's heartlands, the clear sky and warm sun a welcome, if temporary, reprieve. The mood, however, had shifted. The initial, almost festive, sense of adventure had been replaced by a more somber, focused determination.
Princess Iris and Lyraelle now led the procession with a clear, unwavering purpose. Armed with the celestial map revealed by Anathema, they were no longer just on a quest; they were on a pilgrimage with a defined path. Their conversations were quiet, filled with talk of ley lines, ancient heroes, and the looming threat of the "True Enemy." Iris, holding the sacred sword (now carefully sheathed and strapped to her back), seemed to stand taller, her youthful features hardened by a new weight of responsibility. She felt the legacy of her bloodline not as a burden, but as a mantle she was finally, truly, beginning to understand.
Saitama, walking beside the column, was also on a mission, albeit a slightly different one. The betrayal of the non-existent Spicy Bog-Eel Skewers had left a deep impression. He now viewed Princess Alexia's other culinary promises with a healthy dose of skepticism. The "Magma-Toasted Goat Cheese" of the Sunstone Peaks? The "Moonpetal Pastries" of the Silent Forest? He would believe it when he saw it. And tasted it. His quest was no longer one of naive hope, but of grim, culinary verification. He was also deeply troubled by the lack of hot sauce available at most rural inns.
"It's just not right," he grumbled to Gregor one evening as they made camp. They were sharing a roasted rabbit Saitama had "caught" by accidentally tripping over its burrow and sending the startled creature flying into a tree, knocking it unconscious. "Everything here is just… savory. Or sweet. There's no… kick. No real spice. A hero needs spice. It keeps you on your toes."
Gregor, who was just grateful for a hot meal that wasn't stew from a stolen pot, just nodded wearily. "I will… mention it to the King upon our return, Saitama. A royal decree on the importance of condiments."
The journey north towards the Dragon's Tooth Mountains was long. They traveled for days, the landscape slowly changing around them. The lush green fields gave way to more rugged, windswept plains, dotted with hardy shrubs and ancient, weathered standing stones. The air grew cooler, crisper, carrying the scent of pine and distant snow. They bypassed larger towns and cities, sticking to ancient, less-traveled roads to avoid drawing unnecessary attention, a decision championed by Sir Kaelan, who lived in constant fear of Saitama "exploring" a bustling marketplace and accidentally causing a trade war.
The nights were filled with a tense vigilance. The knights took turns on watch, their senses strained, listening for any sign of pursuit from the Cult, or the mysterious black-clad operatives, or anything else that might have been drawn by their passage. They knew they were being watched – not just by Kristoph's distant team, but by other, unseen eyes. Lyraelle could feel it, a faint prickling on the edge of her heightened senses. "We do not travel alone," she would say, her silver eyes scanning the dark horizon. "Shadows follow shadows."
Saitama, however, slept like a log every night, his snores occasionally startling the horses. The concept of being stealthily followed seemed entirely alien to him. Why would anyone sneak around when they could just walk up and say hi? It seemed inefficient.
During the long days on the road, the dynamic between Saitama and Lyraelle began to subtly evolve. Lyraelle, fascinated by this being who defied all cosmic laws, would often ride her horse near where he walked, asking him quiet, probing questions, not about his power, but about his life.
"This… 'supermarket'," she asked one afternoon, the word sounding strange and foreign on her melodic tongue. "You speak of it often. Was it a place of great importance? A nexus of power in your world?"
Saitama, who was trying to see how many times he could bounce a pebble on his boot before it fell off, looked up. "A nexus of power? Yeah, I guess you could say that. Especially on Super Saver Saturdays. The deals on crab legs were legendary." He sighed wistfully. "And the checkout lines… they were a true test of a hero's patience."
Lyraelle would just nod slowly, trying to fit "Super Saver Saturdays" and "crab leg deals" into her millennia-old understanding of cosmic forces and heroic trials. She was beginning to suspect that Saitama's world was, in many ways, far stranger than her own.
Saitama, in turn, found Lyraelle… interesting. She didn't panic. She didn't ask him to punch things all the time (though he was still ready to, if needed). And she talked about weird, ancient stuff that was so far removed from his own experience it was almost like listening to a fantasy audiobook.
"So," he asked her one day, "this 'First Hero' guy, Aethel. Was he really strong? Like, 'punch a meteor' strong? Or just, like, 'lift a really heavy horse' strong?"
Lyraelle smiled faintly. "His strength was not measured in such terms, Saitama. His was the strength to inspire hope in an age of despair. His power was a light that held back a tide of absolute darkness."
Saitama considered this. "So… he was like a really bright flashlight? Cool. Flashlights are super useful. Especially when you're looking for the remote under the couch."
Lyraelle's smile widened. His ability to reduce the most profound, epic concepts to their most mundane, practical components was a constant, baffling source of wonder. He wasn't irreverent; he was just… literal. So literal that he transcended metaphor entirely.
As they drew closer to the foothills of the Dragon's Tooth Mountains, the threats began to re-emerge, as if the land itself was growing more hostile. One evening, as they were making camp in a rocky, windswept valley, a pack of Crystal-Claw Wolves attacked – large, ghostly white wolves whose claws were made of razor-sharp, magically resonant quartz.
The Royal Knights immediately formed a defensive circle around the princesses and Lyraelle, their swords drawn.
Saitama, who was trying to start the campfire, looked up. "Oh, more angry dogs. These ones are sparkly."
Before the knights could even engage, Saitama picked up a fairly large, solid-looking rock from the ground. He hefted it in his hand. "Hey, doggies! Go fetch!"
He threw the rock. Not at any specific wolf, but just… into the middle of the charging pack.
The rock, thrown with the casual force of a demigod, did not just fly. It became a miniature, unguided missile. It struck the ground in the center of the pack with a deafening CRACK! The resulting shockwave, a purely physical phenomenon, flipped three of the wolves head over heels. The shrapnel from the exploding rock peppered the others, their quartz claws shattering like glass, sending them yelping and limping back into the darkness, their pack morale utterly broken.
The entire fight was over in less than five seconds. The knights just stood there, swords raised, with nothing to fight.
Saitama dusted his hands off. "Bad dogs. Don't even know how to play fetch properly." He then went back to trying to light the fire, leaving a circle of highly trained, now deeply insecure, Royal Knights to wonder about the tactical applications of 'aggressive rock-throwing.'
The incident, however, served as a stark reminder. The quiet was over. They were entering a new, more dangerous territory. And they were being watched. Lyraelle could feel it more strongly now, a cold, calculating presence observing from the high ridges, a presence that felt disturbingly familiar to the silent watchers from the swamp.
And, hidden on a high cliff face a league away, a figure clad in black lowered a spyglass. It was Nu, the infiltrator of Shadow Garden.
"Report to Lady Alpha," she whispered into her amulet. "The Royal Pilgrimage has entered the Dragon's Tooth foothills. They have encountered, and neutralized, a Crystal-Claw pack." She paused. "The Tempest… neutralized them by… throwing a rock. Analysis suggests his understanding of ranged combat is… rudimentary, yet… alarmingly effective. We maintain observation. The Cult's activity in this region is increasing. The Silent Peak is close."
The long road north was nearing its end. The players were converging on the next sacred site. And Saitama, armed with a holy butter knife, an insatiable appetite, and a profound misunderstanding of almost everything, was about to stumble into the next chapter of a secret war he didn't even know existed. All in the hope that, this time, the snacks might actually be real.