The Little Prince in the Ossuary

00031 - The Little Prince in the Ossuary

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#Eager to Save(急於救援) (1)

「SALHAE: Ah, damn! Is that really a human figure? Li Ai-ling is gorgeous! What's with you poor fools! Here's a woman you could only dream of seeing in real life right in front of you! Time to spend what you don't have! Loading 1,000 bullets!」

〈〉: A viewer quest was issued by SALHAE.

『Viewer Quest: Violate! Li Ai-ling!』
『Words from SALHAE: Violate! Violate! Violate! Violate that girl as soon as you see her! Right away!』
『AI Help: The goal of this quest is for user registration number B-612, Gyeo-ul, to violate Li Ai-ling. Upon completion, 1,000 stars will be awarded to the world view host.』

〈〉: Gyeo-ul (host) refused SALHAE's viewer quest.

「SALHAE: ..........」

「Ryu Kwon-nae Lau: The name of this quest, lolol, what a maniac, lol, so honest about your desires, lolol」

「BigBlackPines: But it got rejected in a flash, haha」

「YourMom: Guess a mere 100,000 won isn't enough to satisfy the BJ, lol」

「JessicaFullTimer: What's new here? The host never took a thousand stars seriously before. Were they rich? Anyway, anyone willing to up the ante, you impoverished folk? Place a big bet! Urgent! Let such beauty not pass by!」

「OldSpice: Shut up. You're making all us broke folks feel bad... But on another note, this host is quite eloquent. It's like watching a movie, a masterpiece at that, which would get a perfect score if rated.」

「Storm224: What's the point of a masterpiece without the main course! Life's a mess after giving up on love and marriage! Shouldn't we resolve all grudges in virtual reality? Isn't that what it's there for? I'm going in this time!」

〈〉: A viewer quest was issued by Storm224.

『Viewer Quest: I exist solely for that.』
『Words from Storm224: What do humans live for? Sex. Nothing but sex.』

「AI Help: The goal of this quest is for user registration number B-612, Gyeo-ul, to engage in sexual relations with Li Ai-ling. Upon completion, 1,500 stars will be awarded to the world view host.」

〈〉: Gyeo-ul (host) refused Storm224's viewer quest.

「Storm224: Why! Why! Whyayayayayay!」

「Wilma: Uuaaaaaー (ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ)」

「ChiliConCarne: Sex!」

「ChiliConCarne: Sex!」

「Jjarappappa: Sex on the beach!」

「Don'tPitchWithNames: Wow. I've noticed this before, but this streamer really hosts well. The dialogue is seamless. Doing this without system assistance? Isn't this broadcast giving you an orgasm even without sex? Why are you so impatient?」

「Don'tPitchWithNames donated 50 stars.」

「SnowFieldFox donated 50 stars.」

「YeominROCK: Yes, next pseudo-sage.」

「Владимир: Everyone. I am Russian. I have a question. The audio is not working. It asks to install ActiveX. The installation is not going well. Please advise.」

「DoomtsDoDoomts: Damn, getting laid is so difficult. Why's the host so particular? Is he religious?」

「RewardGained: No matter how good the flow, a star bread without filling! Patriotic Conservatives' Determination! I'll live on instant noodles this month! Go forth, my 200,000 won for meals! Show me your power!」

「Mustafa: Ooh! Exciting, exciting!」

〈〉: A viewer quest was issued by RewardGained.

『Viewer Quest...』

〈〉: Gyeo-ul (host) refused RewardGained's viewer quest.

「RewardGained: 」

「IntenseDog: Haha, what's with this rapid-fire rejection haha」

「Ryu Kwon-nae Lau: Geez. Does the host reject it after seeing the amount?」

「EternalMarine: What's there to consider? It's erased before the message even appears.」

「Mayfly: No, they probably saw the amount though? You saw it during combat. The reaction speed of this BJ is insane. Having gotten used to it, they use 「Teletype」 during combat without pausing. No way they didn't see it.」

「groseillier noir: Oh, I just want to have romantic sex.」

「Blair: I agree, you baguette person.」

「groseillier noir: Who are you to pick a fight? You island savage, huh? Go eat your crappy food.」

「Blair: Stupid. Are you getting your unemployment benefits properly?」

「Владимир: Ah, please let me install ActiveX. Korea's security environment is too difficult. Someone, please help me.」

「ActiveXStaresDown: Ta↘ke care↗ of yo↘ur bu↗siness♬ yo↘urself♬」

「RewardGained: ... This must be a gesture to suggest buying warm food, right? Right? Is the BJ thinking of me? Ah, the patriotic conservative sheds tears of loyal allegiance again today.」

「OldSpice: That's how cognitive dissonance begins. Certification of stupidity.」

「まつみん: Enter MATSUMIN!」

「BigBroJungshin: Wow! Japan's girl with the iron spirit!」

「まつみん: Now I'm stepping into Li Ai-ling's perspective! My heart's pounding! Those cold eyes watching me! The eloquent wordplay that hits and retreats deftly! The leisure of a strong man! Gyeo-ul is so dashing! I hope he steps all over me! Gently but unreservedly ravage me!」

「OldSpice: From before, I've felt this one's exceptionally strong...」

「1BillionLoan: What's with gently but unreservedly haha」

「まつみん: In that regard!」

「ElectronicBracelet: ?」

「まつみん: This is Matsumin! A 3,000-star viewer quest is coming up! I will succeed! For the honor of my beautiful motherland, Japan!」

「KorMericanAlliance: Hey! Why involve national honor in this?!」

「SnowFieldFox: ;;;」

〈〉: A viewer quest was issued by まつみん.

『Viewer Quest: まつみん, いきます(Matsumin, I'm going in)!』

〈〉: Gyeo-ul (host) refused まつみん's viewer quest.

「まつみん: Ah! Japan has sunk!」

「SnowFieldFox: ;;;;;;」

「HectopascalKick: Your country sinks over things like that, huh...」

「Владимир: I installed one ActiveX, but there's still nine left. Please, help me.」

「RewardGained: Oh no, the Chinese beauty is leaving!」

「BigBroJungshin: Ai-ling! Don't go! I love you!」

「Cutie: Yes! Don't go! How could you make a girl cry! Gyeo-ul, you terrible man! I say hold her back! You're too cold except for looking cool!」

「SALHAE: Haaa... lately, I don't watch anything else but this... is today another sexless day after all...」

「PangpangButt: Hey, just focus on the broadcast. It's entertaining as it is.」

「SALHAE: Who says it's not fun? It's brilliant. It's genuinely good. This host, even when against tens of AI, doesn't experience one delay. I can't even estimate how high his TOM grade is. Not that his performance, ad-libs, or control lack anything... a jack-of-all-trades. Where else could you find such a broadcast?」

「SALHAE: But I don't have peace of mind. Gourmet cooking is great, but sometimes you crave some street food junk, don't you? Especially in tough times like now, more so.」

「RewardGained: 2222222222222」

「BigBlackPines: 3333333333333」

「PangpangButt: I understand if that's the case. Who wouldn't? Live diligently.」

「Владимир: чёрт побери́(Damn it)! In the end, no one helped! Bad Kareiski! Bad Kareiski!」

「まつみん: Haaa...」

「SnowFieldFox donated 50 stars.」

「Tunguska donated 1 star.」

#Conversation with Viewers (2)

「UnitedbyFaith: Oh, the host is here!」

「Gyeo-ul (host): Hello, everyone. Did you enjoy today's broadcast?」

「Don'tPitchWithNames: Yeah! It was great! You're really good. Impressive. Just keep doing what you're doing!」

「SALHAE: But BJ, let me ask something.」

「Gyeo-ul (host): Yes.」

「Wilma: I think I know what SALHAE wants to ask, haha」

「Jjarappappa: It's obvious.」

「SALHAE: Ah, you guys are noisy. Anyway, the question, BJ... don't you need stars at all? Being rejected constantly feels a bit, just a bit hurtful. Maybe it's my petty mind. But usually, no one refuses this stubbornly.」

「RewardGained: I agree!」

「まつみん: Seconded!」

「Gyeo-ul (host): If it's because of rejecting viewer quests, I apologize. It's not that I don't need stars. In fact, I want them. I have no intention of disregarding your generosity. It's just that I'm not quite emotionally ready yet. I have a bit of...」

「SALHAE: A bit of what?」

「Gyeo-ul (host): In my life, I've had some unpleasant experiences.」

「SnowFieldFox: ....」

「Ransomware: Wait, what unpleasant memory can come from enjoyable sex? Were you assaulted? Or reverse raped?」

「PleaseGivePanties: No way, must be kidding.」

「Tawil At'Umr: Wouldn't that rather be good? Isn't that every man's fantasy?」

「Ryu Kwon-nae Lau: That really depends on who it is. Getting done by a pretty woman might seem like hitting the jackpot, but if it's an orc-woman, that's literally a case for suicide, lol I acknowledge.」

「IntenseDog: As a man, I'd like to experience it once haha」

「ChiliConCarne: Reality may differ from porn, but it does stir interest.」

「ChiliConCarne: Reality may differ from porn, but it does stir interest.」

「SpicyLaw: ㅋ Real talk, men admit if they get to scuddle with a woman, it feels so good lol Admit? Sure? lol Extreme evaporation level~ those who'd refuse such advances from girls are wimpy losers who deserve a soccer kick~ Also, orcs ain't women to begin with, agree bros? lol」

「SnowFieldFox: All of you speak too carelessly. Such things shouldn't be joked about. Apologize to the host.」

「K'tanid: What's with Fox-girl? Why's she suddenly overreacting when she's been quiet so far?」

「HardKay: Right. It's okay if the receiving end enjoys it!」

「まつみん: No, Matsumin agrees with Miss Fox. Sexual fantasy is truly enjoyable when distinguished from reality.」

「Don'tPitchWithNames: Yeah, you lousy lives. Choose your words wisely. Foreigners watching aren't going to tolerate shaming the nation any further. Do you have noodles for brains?」

「HectopascalKick: Oh... you know it's just joking.」

「まつみん: Then I'm relieved.」

「IntenseDog: But the host has been quiet for a while now.」

「SALHAE: Did something really... happen?」

「YeominROCK: I can't believe that.」

「Gyeo-ul (host): Hoping discussions like this won't continue in the future, I'll say this. It's hard to explain in detail but... it was an unwanted situation for the woman and me. We were just victims. Not resolving this while receiving quests like the ones you offered earlier, I felt I wouldn't be able to proceed with the broadcast. Again, I'm sorry.」

「SALHAE: Is that true...?」

「IntenseDog: Oh, wow...」

「RewardGained: Things suddenly got somber.」

「DoomtsDoDoomts: Damn, how would anyone watch the broadcast while considering such circumstances? Isn't that part of social life? Doing things you don't want to, seeing unsightly sights? Once you decide to earn money, you're not a child but a social being. Who has no story to tell?」

「SnowFieldFox: You are truly cruel.」

「NorthernUnification: While doomts is cold, he's not wrong. I agree with him. Earning others' money isn't easy. Fake sob stories are disgusting. That's enough for sob accounts – old stars.」

「SpicyLaw: 2222222」

「DoomtsDoDoomts: Get lost, losers.」

「NorthernUnification: This guy throws a fit at those who back him.」

「DoomtsDoDoomts: The world is one's alone to live in. Family, friends – they're just eager to stab you in the back. Don't act close. It's disgusting.」

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「SALHAE: In the midst of this, restaurants again!」

「まつみん: Gyeo-ul, stay strong! Matsumin is always cheering for you! Getting over this quickly is also for Korean-Japanese friendship!」

「まつみん donated 30 stars.」

「Storm224: Korea-Japan friendship, lolol. Is this sex diplomacy or ping-pong diplomacy? lolol」

「SnowFieldFox: ....」

「SnowFieldFox donated 1,000 stars.」

---------------------------= Author's Notes ---------------------------=

1. Since uploading merely 16 episodes, torrents have been circulating, and now there's a new one with every serialization. How overwhelming...

2. Working on revising episode 32.

Of course, there's no rule that mandates uploading after completing a revision.

Clacky's Corner:
Damn, the viewer quest is quite painful, and is scratching at Gyeo-ul's trauma. But I'm glad Gyeo-ul had the courage to say that he's uncomfortable with the viewer quests.

P. S.
Also, this chapter is a nice change of pace, if you could call it that.

P. P. S.
If you missed it, author-nim himself donated 1 star to Gyeo-ul. :D