NOVEL ONLINE FREE Chapter 137: What Else Could Go Wrong?
Meanwhile, on the Flying Ship…
Su Xiaobai, now thankfully clothed, lay sprawled on the deck like a man fresh out of a heavenly brothel, letting the cool night breeze wash over him.
He stretched, groaning in satisfaction, body still buzzing from his monstrous breakthrough.
His Qi flowed smoother than a well-oiled courtesan, his muscles felt harder than a sect leader's moral dilemmas, and his mind?
Blissfully unaware.
Because this dumb bastard had absolutely no fucking clue what he had just done.
Across from him, Zhu Qing sat stiffly, arms folded, expression dark as a widow at a gambling den.
Bai Yujian stood by the railing, sharpening her sword with slow, deliberate strokes, occasionally throwing him glances that carried far too many possible meanings.
Su Xiaobai blinked, scratching his chest lazily.
"...Why do I feel like something bad happened?"
The night was cool. Too cool.
The air carried a strange, unnatural peace, like the universe was holding its breath before unleashing hell.
And the ship?
Why the actual fuck was it moving so fast?
Zhu Qing rubbed her temples, **muttering curses under her breath.
Bai Yujian, already preparing for the inevitable royal ambush, let out a dry, bitter chuckle.
Something bad?
Oh, Su Xiaobai…
You just committed an act of divine robbery and planetary-scale vandalism.
You just erased a royal heritage site off the fucking map.
How much worse could it get?
BOOM!
Below them—
The entire fucking kingdom had just declared a national manhunt for his ass.
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A week later...
They had barely fucking escaped a kingdom-wide manhunt, barely made it back to the sect in one piece, and just when Zhu Qing and Bai Yujian thought it couldn't possibly get worse—
BOOM!
A thunderous roar split the air as a violent shockwave tore through the sect courtyard.
"GRAND COLLAPSING FIST: FOURTH FORM—SHATTERED HEAVEN PUNCH!"
"Su Xiaobai, don't go too far—!"
BOOM!
Su Xiaobai turned his head just in time to see a blue-robed bastard charging at him with the enthusiasm of a debt collector who had just found his biggest defaulter.
Behind him?
A small fucking army of inner court disciples—all wearing the insignias of Verdant Peak, Stormfire Peak, Fire Peak, and Frost Peak.
Their eyes burned with righteous fury.
Their postures screamed 'we're about to teach you a lesson.'
Su Xiaobai blinked.
Then swung his fist.
They Wanted Drama? He Gave Them War!
BOOM!
His fist expanded, morphing mid-air, scales ripping through his skin, claws forming at his knuckles.
Space compressed.
A single punch shook the entire fucking courtyard, sending dozens of them flying like ragdolls in a hurricane, their bodies tumbling across the ground like discarded vegetables at a market stall.
The very earth beneath them cracked.
Su Xiaobai lowered his arm, eyes cold.
"I don't go too far?"
His voice was calm, but it carried the aura of an executioner sharpening his blade.
"You bastards came out here to test the waters for your master? Who the fuck feeds you dogs?"
Chen Yong, Wang Fei, and Cai Lei's faces collectively fell.
Originally, they had a very simple plan.
1. Find Su Xiaobai.
2. Verbally humiliate him a little.
3. Provoke him into fighting.
4. Beat the shit out of him under a reasonable excuse.
5. Look good in front of their masters.
But the bastard didn't even wait for step two.
He had skipped straight to breaking bones.
And now, they were all rethinking their life choices.
From the sidelines, a young man in red robes watched silently—Cai Lei, the disciple of Xu An, the sect's enforcement elder.
He had come to observe, to make sure things didn't escalate too much. But seeing how quickly things had gone to absolute shit, his lips twitched.
Su Xiaobai wasn't just strong.
He had seen through their plan instantly and responded with the subtlety of a meteor crashing into a chicken farm.
Chen Yong and Wang Fei—
These two were originally underlings of Liu Zhenhai, one of Bai Yujian's personal disciples.
They had been sent here to 'test' Su Xiaobai, but now? They were the ones being tested.
From a distance, Liu Zhenhai clenched his fists, his eyes narrowing.
He hadn't expected this.
And Cai Lei?
He was here on orders from Liu Chenfu, the Peak Lord of Stormfire Peak, a man who had personal beef with Su Xiaobai.
He, too, had wanted to test the waters. And together, these factions had formed a plan.
A simple plan.
A brilliant, flawless plan.
At least, until they realized—
The waters they were testing belonged to a fucking dragon.
And they were drowning.
"Su Xiaobai! You are causing unnecessary trouble in the sect—come with me to the disciplinary hall!"
A stern voice rang out as Cai Lei stepped forward, shoulders squared, expression righteous.
The moment the core disciple revealed himself, the other inner disciples exhaled in relief.
Finally.
A lifeline.
Because let's be honest—
They had only come here for ten thousand spirit stones to 'teach Su Xiaobai a lesson.'
Ten thousand.
To get their bones potentially broken.
To risk their dignity.
To challenge a man whose fists now bent space itself. And now? Now, they weren't even sure that bribe money was enough to cover their fucking medical bills.
This wasn't worth it.
Su Xiaobai glanced at Cai Lei, his face stiff, brows straight.
If he didn't know what was happening by now, he would be a fucking idiot. "Good, good." He nodded, slow and deliberate. "I beat some guys up, and now Senior Brother is suddenly interested? It was a 'friendly spar' within the inner court. Since when did that become a crime?"
Then, his eyes narrowed.
"Or is Senior Brother overstepping his bounds?"
"You—!"
Cai Lei's expression twitched. This bastard wasn't even giving him face?!
Rustle~ Then, the Wind Changed—And So Did the Atmosphere. A delicate fragrance drifted into the air.
Soft. Sweet. It wasn't spiritual herbs, nor was it incense.
It was something far deadlier.
Womanly scent.
Su Xiaobai's instincts flared. His skin prickled.
The inner disciples felt it too—a strange, subconscious pressure pressing down on them, making their spines straighten, their throats dry, and their thoughts suddenly unclean.
Then—
click. click. click.
Two sets of delicate, yet elegant footsteps rang through the courtyard.
And then, they emerged.
Two identical figures, wrapped in skin-tight robes that made sinful promises with every step.
Their snow-white hair, long and silky, swayed with a teasing rhythm, framing fox-like cunning eyes that gleamed with undisguised amusement.
Hu Jiao'er.
Hu Mei'er.
"Cai Lei, I advise you to stay out of it." Hu Jiao'er, interrupted.
And stepping forward with her? Her identical twin sister, Hu Mei'er.
Cai Lei froze, his face instantly paling.
"Snow sisters?! What the hell are you doing here?!"
Why were these two here?!
This wasn't part of the fucking script!
Hu Jiao'er smiled, crossing her arms.
"Did you forget where you are? This is Sword Peak. Or did you hit your head too hard on your master's lap?"
Su Xiaobai blinked. Damn. That was unnecessarily personal.
"Junior Brother," Hu Jiao'er winked at Su Xiaobai's stunned expression, her fox-like eyes shimmering with mischief. "Give us a good show, beat them up nicely… and we'll let you experience a golden sandwich."
Su Xiaobai's pupils shrank...His very soul trembled.
A golden sandwich?! Was she for real?!
Two silver-haired, fox-eyed, sinfully curvaceous twins, standing before him, dangling a perverted dream like a poisoned fruit—and he was supposed to just ignore it?!
His mind screamed caution, but his heart? His heart was already cupping its hands in gratitude to the heavens.
But then—His eyes narrowed.
A trace of divinity.
Heaven Qi?!
Deity Transformation Realm?! What the fuck?!
Weren't they just core disciples a few weeks ago? When the hell did they climb to Elder-tier?!
Even Cai Lei, an Integration Realm expert, was completely suppressed in their presence.
Seems like a lot of shit happened while he was gone.
"Jiaojiao! What the hell are you saying?!" Hu Mei'er's face turned crimson, eyes wide in horror.
Their original plan had been simple—Step in, support Su Xiaobai, block Cai Lei, keep things from escalating.
WHEN THE FUCK DID IT TURN INTO A DEGENERATE TRANSACTION?!
Hu Jiao'er winked at Su Xiaobai, ignoring her twin's silent meltdown. "I'll keep this idiot in check," she gestured lazily at Cai Lei, not even sparing him a glance.
Then—her gaze sharpened
She turned to Chen Yong and Wang Fei.
And just like that—The temperature in the courtyard dropped.
"As for these two traitors…"
Chen Yong and Wang Fei's souls left their bodies.
They hadn't accounted for core disciples interfering.
They hadn't accounted for Su Xiaobai being this terrifying.
They hadn't accounted for the fact that they were now completely and utterly fucked.
Su Xiaobai's lips curled into a slow, wicked grin.
He didn't need to be told twice.
With a snap of his fingers, Xiao Hei manifested, her crimson eyes glowing with bloodthirsty amusement.
Su Xiaobai rolled his shoulders, cracking his neck. If a golden sandwich was on the line, then these bastards…
Were about to be ground into paste.
And whether Hu Jiao'er was serious, bluffing, or outright lying didn't matter.
Because Su Xiaobai knew one thing. He knew how to make people keep their promises.
And if anyone dared deny him his reward...Well.
His dear Elder Zhu Qing would surely ensure justice was served.
BOOM!
He vanished.
Then—
CRACK.
A scream.
BANG.
A body flew through the air like discarded garbage.
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Another inner disciple crashed headfirst into a training dummy, snapping it in half.