The space odyssey of the snow leopard

Approaching, I noticed how some guy examines my ship to the compartments, and of course I recognized him!

Joker!

Pilot 'Normandy'.

Stepping closer Shepard spoke.

'Joker? What are you doing here? You usually don't leave Normandy? "

He turned and answered her.

'Yes. But the captain interested me this ship '

Shepard then switched attention to my ship and said.

"For the first time I see such a ship!" Shepard said in amazement.

"What Thank you, I like it!" I said grinning to her.

'This is yours!?' She? "Shepard asked 

"Yes, this is my ship, and yes it!"

Shepard nodded, then looked at the Joker.

"This is the pilot of my ship," Normandy ", Joker!"-I nodded and said.

'Nice to meet you! My name is Sirin, the captain of my Enterprise. "-I said but in my tone I could hear warmth and love.

"I am also pleased to meet Miss ..."-I interrupted it.

"You can leave such formalities, I don't like them, well, if just in case, this is a mission." I said I mean that I was married.

'Very good! Nice to meet Sirin! Your husband was lucky that he has such a wife. "-I did not correct him and just laughed.

He looked strangely but did not comment.

"Joker ..." —the okay to tell him something, but I interrupted her

"Shepard, I do not mind if he climbs on board with us and get acquainted with my pilot."-I told her she just nodded to her.

I mean that my wife is also a pilot? She herself controls the ship, because the ship is she, and she is a ship.

We went up to my ship, and as I go first ...

"With a return, my captain!"-my wife meets me.

But.

What the hell?

She was dressed in a maid outfit, but not all of her fox ears and tail also appeared, like our daughter.

I know that for her this is not a problem to make them, but still.

Noticing that I am not alone, she blushes very much.

Hehe

What you sow, then you will reap!

I cleaned my throat.

"Everything is my wife Enterprise, she is also part -time my pilot and ship."

For several seconds, a grave silence was held that I am sure that you can hear a needle to fall.

"What!?" (3x)-my guests screamed in unison, which is why my head ached.

"Can you fuck not screaming what I told you about my ears? They are real, so fucking they are too sensitive to loud sounds. "-I told them to break.

They looked guilty, even Miranda, which surprised me.

Then Shepard decided to ask the first to ask questions.

'Can you explain?'

I sighed.

"Enterprise, is the consciousness of this ship, this is a secret technology so do not ask and you won't understand."-I told them 

Well, at least for the next 10,000 years.

"And is she your wife?" Joker asked, obviously with envy in his voice.

"Yes!" I answered him.

Then, Shepard looked at me and asked.

"You mentioned that you have a daughter ..." -Sadard did not finish, but I understood what she wanted to ask.

"No, she is a man, we saved her from a terrible person, and in the end we adopted."-Shepard nodded to me.

Miranda, all this time was silent, but I saw how she was watching everything, trying to understand the technology that surrounded us.

Hehe.

Good luck with this!

"Okay, you can go up to the bridge with my wife, but do not do anything funny, and at the moment I do not threaten you, you will not suffer from me, but from her."-I told him what he obviously shuddered but shuddered .

Well, he is the first man who visited my ship, and I do not know what could happen.

"Okay, let's go, we'll drink tea and talk!" I said, seeing two girls behind me, while the Joker followed my wife, who was still blushing, due to the fact that she was a maid outfit.

I just received a message from my daughter that they had prepared cookies while I was at the station. I also asked to bring tea and wait for us in the dining room.

Going down on the elevator, I immediately went into the dining room, where I saw my daughter, who wants to kiss Elena, and apparently they did not notice us.

"Ahem!"-I cough loudly, sorry but now is not the time.

She jumps from Elena and blushes greatly.

I smiled at her, and said softly.

"Then we'll talk, but for now I want to try cookies." I told them, then turned to the guests who were with me.

"These are our guests Shepard, and Miranda, they also want to appreciate your cookies." I told her what she blushed again for.

"And this is my daughter Chriss, and yes these ears and tail are real, she is the same as I am just another kind, and that's all you need to know."-Shepard nodded, and there was some kind of conflict on Miranda's face.

"And this is Elena, you can say a partner of my daughter, after all?" I asked looking at her daughter, she blushed at me.

We sat down, and my daughter and Elena, poured us tea and brought a beer on the tray.

Having tried it ...

"Tasty!"-the two girls shouted, they forgot about what I was talking about, okay this time I will say nothing.

I proudly protruded my chest and said.

"Well, of course, this is still my daughter!"-my daughter, even more blushing, has blushed, it is necessary to stop her to embarrass her, but she is so cute when she is embarrassed.

"Okay, I actually called you Shepard, in order to just show my ship, and find out better than you, and who knows can ultimately help you."-what? Although I said before, everything, but I really like Shepard, and her charismatic personality, I would not be able to throw my beloved character in the misfortune.

"So, here you are the hero who died and risen, not understanding the context, I thought that you were something like a Phoenix." I told her, and then added.

"Liara told me so much about you ..." she interrupted me.

"Do you know Liara?"-I nodded.

"Yes, she is my first friend whom I started!"

'Do you know where she is?'

I nodded and answered.

"On Illium! You can fly there when you finish with business at this station, otherwise you will rush there headlong, I will also fly with you, I want to see it. "-I told her, she nodded to me.

And besides, after that attack of the Geta, who were clearly aimed at me, but the inhabitants of Illium did not know about this proclaimed me a hero, so this system became "safe" for me. Although I do not need it, but the "citadel" arranged such a scandal, but Illum, still stood on his own, and I was awarded the title of "hero".

"Then, I need to quickly finish all the matters, and will go there." Shepard cheerfully told me.

I looked at her and said.

"Come on, I'll go with you, but Miranda will have to leave, I don't want to get a bullet in the back."

I could use that "cube" and then I would be invulnerable, but still early for this.

I saw how Miranda wants to object, but Shepard was ahead of her.

"Come! Miranda, you will wait for me at Normandy! "-which caused the dissatisfaction of Miranda but she said nothing.

Further, we continued to eat delicious cookies prepared by my daughter, and talking. 

Shepard said, the whole story of how it all began with the Reapers, which I knew in the plot of the game of the first part, but it was still interesting to listen to it.

After that my wife and the Joker appeared with a shocked face, and muttered something like: "This is impossible" or "I can't believe".

And my wife, I would not be my wife if she did not raise me and did not put me on her knees, in front of our guests. I blushed strongly because of this, but did not mind.

The time has come to do business, saying goodbye to his wife and daughter, as well as Elena, we went down to the station and went in different ways.

Shepard and I went to look for Mordin Solus.

Salarian genetics.

Cord name: Professor.

Interesting…