The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I

Miss, please conduct yourself properly?

What kind of person are you to say such things?

I'm a hooker, bro. You're telling a hooker to conduct herself properly? If I fucking conducted myself properly, would I be here being a hooker?

When I'm not hooking, people tell me to conduct myself properly. When I am hooking, you still want me to conduct myself properly. Wouldn't my hooking be for nothing?

This was basically an insult to her personality, right?

Conduct herself properly? Tell me to go automatic—that would be normal!

This kid looks decent, but his brain is purely idiotic.

Honest, proper, and brain-damaged—suitable for taking over someone else's mess, but not suitable for her current stage.

Wait.

Xiao Jing, having been immersed in this industry for years with rich customer service experience, suddenly realized the truth after a moment of daze.

This little handsome guy... was waiting for the medicine to take effect, right?

She'd served customers like this before. When they first met, they actually chatted with her about life and ideals, their mouths full of romance, spring summer autumn winter, quite the refined literary interests.

Xiao Jing had really thought at the time that he was looking for her just to ease spiritual loneliness, and was even somewhat moved.

Then as they chatted, she saw the customer's hand suddenly reach downward.

—And not toward Xiao Jing's lower area.

The customer reached toward his own lower area, then—

"Damn, finally up!"

"Boss, let's continue chatting..."

"Fuck your romance, who the hell wants to chat about that? I fucking want to drill drill drill drill drill!"

Then it was pure drilling drilling drilling drilling drilling.

Obviously, this little handsome guy in front of her now was in the same situation.

Otherwise, could there really be a psycho who came to a chicken farm without eating chicken?

If you really wanted massage, why order hidden packages? What a waste of money.

But Xiao Jing was still somewhat disappointed.

She hadn't thought of this earlier because Lin Li looked too young. People this age who had fallen to needing medicine were really few.

Who would have thought? Lin Li looked decent and was young, but turned out to be a good-looking but useless silver spear wax head.

But it didn't matter anyway. She wasn't doing this work for her own comfort—actually, most of the time when she served, even her moaning was to satisfy customers.

Making money was all that mattered. Moreover, with medicine involved, even if she provided service later, Lin Li would probably extend time, since medicine effects wouldn't dissipate after just once.

So it didn't matter whether service was before or after.

"Then customer, please lie back down. Xiao Jing will massage you first. When you feel ready and the timing is right, we'll provide the real service." Xiao Jing naturally wouldn't tactlessly mention the medicine-taking, so she cooperated and said.

"Good." Lin Li was quite gratified by Xiao Jing's understanding. Truly an excellent employee cultivated by a conscientious enterprise—so considerate.

If Lin Li knew Xiao Jing's thoughts, for the sake of male dignity, he might really take off his pants.

This is tolerable, but what isn't?

Damn, harder than steel, stronger than iron! Nothing else—a seventeen-year-old boy just had this confidence!

What's strong isn't just me, but also my seventeen years!

Right now lying face-down on the massage bed made him feel disgusted!

But honestly, after this morning's high-intensity training, the feeling of having sore muscles massaged was really great.

Wasn't this more comfortable than health services?

"Xiao Jing, your massage technique has something. Why did you choose this path?" Unable to play with his phone, Lin Li subconsciously displayed classic male talent—trying to drag good women into the water while advising fallen women to reform.

"My boyfriend needs money for marriage. My mom won't listen to me, so I'm helping him save up for betrothal gifts." Xiao Jing said softly.

Such explosive gossip?

To find such a girlfriend, that man must have saved... saved Satan in his previous life, and Satan came to repay the favor, right?

"Does your boyfriend know?"

"Of course not."

"Hard to... evaluate." Lin Li shook his head.

After tonight, your boyfriend would know. Oh no, was this a good deed or bad deed?

Right and wrong, merits and faults—let future generations judge.

"Seems the boss isn't the type who gets excited hearing this kind of background?" Seeing Lin Li's silence, Xiao Jing blinked. How was this different from what she imagined? She even felt the other party was somewhat guilty, so she quickly explained.

"What type does the boss like? My background can also be adjusted."

"Hm?"

Your mom.

Adaptive background stories, customized for each customer—this was to satisfy customers with NTR fetishes, role-playing, right?

He had actually believed it.

This conscientious enterprise's employee training was too comprehensive, and seventeen-year-old him was too naive.

What's naive isn't me, but my seventeen years.

After realizing Xiao Jing wouldn't say anything truthful, Lin Li just chatted casually, mainly enjoying the massage service.

...

"Boss, it's been forty minutes already. Aren't you ready yet?" Xiao Jing's hands were fucking sore from massaging. She had massaged Lin Li's entire back, but this boss still seemed to have no intention of getting to the main event.

Could it be the medicine hadn't taken effect yet?

What medicine did he take with such poor quality? Tell me so I can avoid it.

Being cheap about this was really irresponsible toward one's own body.

If this dragged on, there wouldn't be enough time.

After all, the 399 service wasn't actual combat, and Lin Li hadn't added supplementary props. If stimulation wasn't enough, it would take considerable time.

And Lin Li at this moment:

Good question—I want to ask that too!

Demon Suppression Bureau, it's been forty minutes already. Aren't you ready yet?

Forty minutes—if Bai Bufan were here, he'd have finished ten rounds and become a dried corpse!

Wait.

He had clearly told the operator he was here, but they still hadn't come. They weren't intentionally waiting for him to finish so they could arrest him too for performance metrics, were they?

It wasn't even year-end yet!

Entrapment! You're deeply hurting an underage person's dao heart!

When he succeeded in cultivation, he'd make them ascend to heaven (physically) together with Bai Bufan and that unfamiliar auntie!

Lin Li, whose thoughts were wandering, felt his hand being lifted and then sinking into somewhere soft.

Feeling something was wrong, Lin Li suddenly raised his head. Xiao Jing had performed a magical trick making her clothes disappear.

"Boss, your medicine has clearly taken effect already. Why didn't you say anything? Come on, we can finally get to the main event." When Lin Li turned sideways, some places were quite obvious. Xiao Jing winked seductively.

This kid was also deeply hidden.

What medicine did he take with such strong effects? Tell me so I can recommend it.

"No! Let me be quiet!"

"Quiet is right here." Xiao Jing reached her evil claws toward the purely innocent Lin Li.

He fled, she pursued—he couldn't escape even with wings.

It was over—he was about to be defiled.

At this moment, somewhat noisy sounds appeared outside the door.

This sound rapidly expanded and became clear.

"What's happening?" Xiao Jing also noticed and looked toward the door somewhat puzzled.

Lin Li's eyes snapped open, looking at Xiao Jing: "Quick, put your clothes back—"

But Xiao Jing went to open the door. However, before she could scream, someone's self-introduction came in:

"Don't move! Police!"

Lin Li rolled his eyes.

Really knew how to pick timing.

(End of Chapter)