The System Won't Work Unless I Have Girlfriends

"Alright, alright. I'm sorry for my silly behavior, Masamune-sama. I'm going to bed now."

"Sure..."

I turn my head to see Chinatsu walk to her room.

Watching her back...

Hm... just checking her rating won't hurt or be a crime.

[S]

It's an S rating?! You degenerate! Motherfucker, system you sexist bastard, you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

[Would you like to pick Hayase Chinatsu as your potential partner?]

You son of a bitch.

Okay.

[Confirm!]

[Name: Hayase Chinatsu]

[Age: 13]

[Rating: S]

[Likability: Unavailable]

[Current Status: Unavailable]

[Spoiler: Unavailable]

Why are the [LIkability], [Current Status], and [Spoiler] options unavailable? Hmm... maybe I should just test this out.

"Chinatsu!"

Whaaaaaaaaaat?!

The sound of her voice replies from afar.

"Come here!"

Huh? Tch! So annoying.

I knew it. I've spoiled her too much; now she's even tching at me.

"What is it?" she asks, yawning at me in her pajamas.

I clear my throat. "About your request from earlier. After considering, I'm okay with it."

Chinatsu's eyes widen before narrowing slightly. "I'm sorry? What request is that?"

"I think you remember it quite well."

She puts her hands on her hips, smirking. "I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, I see! Well, since Onii-chan already rejected me, how am I supposed to remember such a bad experience? But if you beg, maybe I'll reconsider."

I sigh. "Fine..."

I know my sister is just teasing me. Come on, I'm older than her, and she just started junior high. Never mind. I'm not taking this seriously. It's just silly sibling games. Only degenerates would think this is sexual. Besides, I can test the system now.

"Let's go out, Chinatsu."

"Eh?"

She blushes at my unexpected words.

"This is wrong! You're supposed to say something like, 'Y-you stupid, there's no way I'd say such a thing to my sister. It's not like I like you or anything, but let's go out.' Like that! And why aren't you blushing at all? Damn it! It's so boring!"

"Uh-huh. So?"

She was acting all high and mighty teasing me before, and now she's overreacting. Well, she's still young.

"It's a yes?"

She looks away shyly. "Don't get the wrong idea! I don't have any choice since you'll be paying for everything, right?"

I smirk. "It's a yes, then."

"Stupid! Siscon! I'm going back to sleep, bye, stupid Onii-chan!"

Seeing her running to her room...

[Relationship has been confirmed!]

[Hayase Chinatsu has accepted you as her lover. Start processing...]

[All option are now available]

[Name: Hayase Chinatsu]

[Age: 13]

[Rating: S]

[Likability: 70%]

[Current Status: Stupid brother.]

[Spoiler: Masamune-kun's Revenge S1, S2, & OVA]

So, when she becomes my girlfriend, these three options will unlock. Likability... maybe it measures how much she likes me? Could be. Next is the current status... "stupid brother"? Keke, how cute. So, it's like seeing her inner thoughts. And then there's the spoiler option. Hold up—Wait what? Only 70%?! No way! I thought I'd at least score 90%.

I sigh. Anyway... what is the hell is Masamune-kun's Revenge? And it has S1, S2, and OVA? OH! So, Masamune is actually the main character of some anime, huh?

When I click the spoiler option for Masamune-kun's Revenge S1, a list of 12 episodes appears. I press the first episode, and a preview starts—wait, is that me?

As the first episode plays in front of me, it opens with a teenage boy staring at himself in the mirror, clearly being narcissistic. But why is he so skinny? Must be working out without supplements. And there's Chinatsu too in the first scene. But it feels... different, like it's a whole other world.

Right, I also meet Mashiro, Rita, Teresa, and even recognize Shoko from A Silent Voice. Is this a crossover like Marvel? Damn. Well, I don't really care.

I close the system, and the floating screen vanishes.

Alright. To put it simply, all these options seem to have a purpose in helping me—or at least, that's what I think.

[Likability: 71%]

Oh? It's increasing. So, this likability was not based on something sexual. Hm... maybe it's generally something like how she's like me in general or based on was she psychologically satisfied at present time? Does it mean, the system checking her whole hormone in real time? Maybe, the system is beyond that. Still, that's fucking scary somehow.

Chinatsu is S rating... hm....

I remember the girl who reject me also has S rating. I hummed as I trying to connect the dot. Back than, the girl has S rating.

Chinatsu also came from rich family. No, maybe, she got an S because she's my sister and the system consider blood related sibling as an S rank difficulty?! It's what Ms. System trying to say? This Alabama family is the whole reason? That's really shallow. However, I realized, the system never told me anything sexually though.

Sigh, just what this rating base on? And what the hell is likability?

Anyway....

[Congratulation!]

[You just gained x1 SSR Gacha Roll]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Forget that shit! Let's have some fun because I have nothing to lose anyway.

[Would you like to open it?]

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's gooo! I know this is ain't Vegas but let's fucking go! Let's roll the gacha!

[Unpacking…]

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