The Voidwalker Chronicles

Disclaimer: This is a non-commercial fan-made parody. All rights to Chainsaw Man and its characters belong to Tatsuki Fujimoto and their respective publishers. This story is part of "The Voidwalker Chronicles," a multiverse-themed fanfiction series that follows the journey of Nero Angelo, an original character. This chapter is written purely for entertainment and respect toward the original creators. Please support the official Chainsaw Man manga and anime!

Now that that's out of the way… prepare for total chaos.

Nero Angelo and Clucknor are here—and they brought void-grade humor with them.

Let's break Chainsaw Man in the dumbest, most glorious way possible.

The scene opens in a grimy alleyway in Tokyo. Blood on the walls. Gun Devil fragments in motion. Public Safety is on high alert.

And then… everything pauses.

Reality hiccups.

A ripple slices through the city.

From the ripple steps Nero Angelo—white-haired, blank-eyed, and barefoot with a vending machine he just stole from another dimension under one arm.

And on his head?

Clucknor.

Majestic. Smug. Wearing aviator goggles for absolutely no reason.

Scene: Public Safety HQ

Makima is briefing the squad.

"We have a new threat. Something unnatural. A pressure heavier than the Control Devil. A presence outside the system."

Power is picking her nose.

Denji is chewing on a soggy hotdog he found behind the fridge.

Kishibe takes a long sip of whiskey and says, "I once met God. He owed me a beer. But this… this ain't God. This is something worse."

Suddenly, the wall explodes into glitter.

Yes. Glitter.

From the hole walks Nero, holding a rubber chicken like a holy weapon.

"I heard you have a devil problem," he says with a grin. "So I brought him." He points upward.

Clucknor flaps dramatically and drops an egg.

It explodes like a flashbang.

Scene: Chaos

Power screams, "WHO DARES OUT-INSANE ME?!"

Clucknor growls. Yes, growls. "You've been dethroned, blood devil."

Denji transforms into Chainsaw Man and rushes Nero.

Nothing hits.

He swings. Misses. Swings again.

Nero just… steps aside. Not with speed. But as if the universe decides he shouldn't be hit.

"You tried," Nero says kindly, handing Denji a signed rejection slip from the Devil Hunter Club.

Makima tries to control him. She activates her power.

Nero eats it.

Like, literally bites the air and chews on the red strings of fate.

Clucknor starts narrating:

"And thus the mighty Makima became… Makima Nuggets™."

Makima glares.

Clucknor glares harder.

Makima explodes into confetti.

Scene: More Insanity

Aki walks in and gets immediately slapped with a fish. No one knows why.

Kobeni shows up, sees Clucknor, and faints.

Reze tries to explode, but Nero turns her into a karaoke machine.

The Gun Devil approaches.

Clucknor jumps up and slaps it so hard, it turns into a squirt gun.

Kishibe lights a cigarette. "I'm too sober for this crap."

Final Scene

As Nero and Clucknor walk away from the ruins of a traumatized universe:

Denji, still recovering, calls out:

"WAIT! What do you even want?!"

Nero turns, smile wide, eyes glowing faintly.

"To remind your story… it ain't your madness unless you earn it."

Clucknor adds, "Also, I was bored."

They disappear into a rainbow-colored vortex that smells like ramen and war crimes.

Power licks a wall.

Makima reinflates from confetti, confused and slightly smaller.

Denji looks at the sky.

"… What the hell just happened?"