The Voidwalker Chronicles

Welcome to Konosuba, where logic goes to die, and explosions are part of breakfast.

This isn't your usual Voidwalker entry.

Nero Angelo—dark, brooding, and emotionally bankrupt—is forcibly yanked into a world where intelligence is a war crime. He's wearing a Hawaiian shirt, shorts, and sandals. On his head? The Chicken God of all things unholy: Clucknor.

What follows is not a story. It's a mistake the universe made.

Good luck.

Scene 1: The Arrival

The sky above Axel tears open with the elegance of a drunk wizard falling down stairs.

Lightning? No. Bananas. Bananas rain from the sky.

Then—THOOM!

A man drops from the rift like a bored celestial mailman.

White messy hair. Soulless silver eyes. A loose Hawaiian shirt with pink pineapples. Black shorts. Sandals that squeak.

On his head: a chicken. Not normal. Not sane. Not safe.

Clucknor.

A rooster whose mere presence makes gods nervous.

Kazuma (sipping tea): "Nope."

Aqua (giggling): "Ooh, is that an exotic beach hobo?"

Darkness (blushing): "He looks like he could ruin me."

Megumin: "That aura… is this man a bomb?"

Nero looks around.

"…This is the stupidest place I've ever seen."

Clucknor squawks.

All nearby windows explode.

Scene 2: Chaos Within 30 Seconds

"HEY!" Aqua skips up, arms flailing. "Welcome to Axel! I'm Aqua, goddess of water and part-time party leader! Want to join—"

Clucknor poops on her head.

It's glowing.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH—!!!"

Suddenly, the poop explodes into confetti. Aqua is now stuck in a permanent rainbow sparkle animation loop.

Kazuma: "That's oddly festive."

Megumin: "That chicken... is he single?"

Nero walks straight into a bar.

Clucknor jumps on the counter and slaps the bartender.

Bartender: "AHHHHH—wait. This beer tastes like divinity."

It is now called Clucknor's Ale and permanently replaces all beverages in Axel.

Scene 3: Demon King General Attack (Unscheduled)

A Demon King General shows up, riding a lava dragon.

"Foolish mortals! Tremble before—"

Clucknor stares at him.

The dragon implodes into eggs.

The General screams and tries to run—only to trip over Darkness, who's crawling toward Nero whispering,

"Please—just once—step on my neck."

Kazuma casts [Steal].

He accidentally steals Nero's sandals.

A grave mistake.

The earth shakes. A black void begins to expand under Kazuma.

"GIVE IT BACK!" Nero growls.

"I DIDN'T KNOW! I DIDN'T KNOW!!"

Clucknor bites Kazuma's ear.

Kazuma passes out. Not from pain. From divine judgment.

Scene 4: Megumin's New Religion

"Teach me your Explosion!" Megumin begs on her knees.

"No."

"I'll explode anyway."

"Fine."

She casts Explosion at a mountain.

Clucknor yawns.

The entire continent tilts slightly to the left.

Megumin's eyes go hollow with joy.

"I HAVE SEEN TRUE POWER!"

She declares herself Clucknor's prophet and immediately opens a fried chicken cult.

Scene 5: Final Boss Fight (Because Why Not)

Another rift opens.

A true Demon King emerges. Ten stories tall. Made of shadows, teeth, and unpaid taxes.

Nero turns to Clucknor.

"…Go."

Clucknor jumps.

The sky screams.

All magic stops.

The Demon King opens its mouth.

Clucknor flies in.

The Demon King is now a chicken coop.

No one questions it.

Scene 6: Goodbye (You Can't Stay Long in Madness)

Nero drinks tea on a bench. Aqua is spinning in rainbow glitter behind him. Kazuma is unconscious. Megumin is preaching. Darkness is tied to a tree (her request).

He stands.

Clucknor lays an egg.

The egg hatches.

It's a mini Kazuma.

"...That's cursed," Nero mutters.

The world shudders.

He vanishes.