This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

Chapter 648: Chapter 437: The Fairy of Flowers Descends to the Mortal World!

“Lost?”

“Such an excuse is obviously disbelieved by Heavenly Master Xu. However, this is the “Taiwei Yuqing Palace”, the place where His Majesty resides. Presumably, Xu Yang wouldn’t dare to act recklessly. Xu asked, “What did His Majesty say?”

Xu Yang answered: “His Majesty said that if I head towards the South Heaven Gate, I will meet Wang Hou.”

“That means His Majesty has approved.”

Heavenly Master Xu smiled, flipped his hand and took out a jade bottle, saying, “This is a gift prepared especially for you by His Majesty. He had to rush to court, so he asked me to pass it to you.”

Xu Yang didn’t take it, but asked, “Heavenly Master Xu, what… is this?”

“It’s the Jiuzhuan golden elixir.”

“What?”

Xu Yang was shocked and waved his hands saying, “No, no… that’s too valuable. I have not contributed anything to the Heavenly Court so I don’t deserve such a treasure.”

The Jiuzhuan golden elixir is a legend in the mortal world.

It is said that even a mortal, if they consume the Jiuzhuan golden elixir, can ascend in broad daylight!

That’s not an exaggeration!

The Jiuzhuan golden elixir indeed possesses this effect!

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In the Heavenly Court, there might be many items more precious than the Jiuzhuan golden elixir, but likely only the Jiuzhuan golden elixir can let a mortal ascend in broad daylight!

Only the power of the Jiuzhuan golden elixir can ensure that a mortal doesn’t explode while ascending in daylight!

Heavenly Master Xu forced the jade bottle into Xu Yang’s hand and chuckled, “The Emperor did not prepare this for you, but for your wives. Only by becoming an immortal can you live forever without aging. Do you want to helplessly watch your young wives age and die?”

Xu Yang fell silent.

Among his women, Xiao Xue, Xiao Yu, and Yue Niang are all exceptional in the mortal world.

But with their abilities, it’s almost impossible for them to become immortals on their own, let alone Liu Shishi, Yang Yin, Yue Qiluo, Yue Yuluo, and Yun Mengxi, and Xiao Miao.

He took the jade bottle and said, “Thank you for His Majesty’s gift…Heavenly Master Xu, please help me thank His Majesty.”

“Alright, let me send you to the South Heaven Gate.”

He summoned an immortal cloud and quickly sent Xu Yang to the South Heavenly Gate.

Just as he thought.

Wang Hou was already standing outside the South Heaven Gate.

At this moment, he was wearing a set of silver immortal armor, a immortal battle weapon at his waist. He appeared energetic and formidable, with a demeanor befitting a heavenly soldier.

“Xu Yang?”

Seeing Xu Yang, Wang Hou expressed his surprise, “You… have you ascended too?”

Xu Yang smiled, “I have not ascended. I have come to the Heavenly Court for you, Minister Wang.”

“For me?”

Wang Hou asked in confusion, “Do you have a way to get me back to the mortal world? But I have found out that Heaven’s rules are strict and no Immortal Being can descent at will.”

“I’ve already communicated with the Heavenly Emperor. He asked me to wait for you outside the South Heaven Gate…”

It was Xu Yang’s turn to be puzzled, “Minister Wang… is it possible that you have not received the decree?”

“Not at all.”

Wang Hou spread his hands and said, “After my ascension, I entered a place called the Ascension Pool and bathed in it for two days and a night. My cultivation improved a lot… Then a fat and big-eared general came. He claimed to be the Marshal of the Heavenly River and said he took a liking to me. He took me to the Heavenly River camp, gave me an immortal battle armor set and a battle weapon, and asked me to be his personal soldier.”

“But half an hour ago, the Marshal suddenly told me to visit the South Heaven Gate. As soon as I arrived, I ran into you…”

As he said this, an immortal cloud flew out from the South Heaven Gate.

On top of the cloud was Heavenly Master Xu, returning.

This time, he was holding a Heavenly Decree in his hand.

He flew to where Xu Yang and Wang Hou were standing, and while standing on the cloud, he loudly announced, “Wang Hou of the Heavenly River Guard Army, who trespassed into the Taiwei Yuqing Palace, damaged the back garden of the Palace, startled the fairy of flowers, committed an unforgivable sin, is to be fined three years of salary, stripped of his immortality and banished back to the mortal world.”

“…”

Wang Hou’s pupils dilated, and he exclaimed, “What Taiwei Yuqing Palace? I only ascended three days ago. Apart from the entrance of the Marshal of the Heavenly River’s palace, I haven’t been anywhere else!”

Heavenly Master Xu folded the decree and laughed, “Minister Wang, won’t you thank His Majesty now?”

He had met Wang Hou in the mortal world and was thus acquainted with him.

Thank his Majesty?

Thank what fucking edict!

Wang Hou was bewildered.

Just as he was about to speak up and defend himself, Xu Yang nudged him on the leg causing him to lose balance and kneel down. Wang Hou quickly raised his head to look at Xu Yang. Xu Yang blinked rapidly, clenched his teeth and whispered through gritted teeth, “Minister Wang, His Majesty is giving you an opportunity to return to the mortal world…”

“???”

Wang Hou, still confused, kneeled down, thanked the decree and then Heavenly Master Xu flew up to him, saluted him, and said, “Congratulations Minister Wang, this is the first time that His Majesty has been merciful enough to allow an ascended Immortal Being to return.”

Wang Hou murmured in confusion, “But… I never went to Taiwei Yuqing Palace…”

“Alright, alright, Minister Wang, there’s no need to have so many objections!”

Xu Yang quickly interrupted Wang Hou, saying, “Immortal Beings in heaven can’t descend to the mortal world arbitrarily. That’s the rule of heaven… His Majesty couldn’t possibly break the rules, right? He just made up a reasonable excuse.”

“Is that so?”

Wang Hou blinked, feeling that this reason was quite strange.

The Heavenly Emperor could have made up any reason, why would He say that he “trespassed Taiwei Yuqing Palace”, claiming that he startled a “fairy of flowers”?

I mean, since I ascended, apart from the brutish heavenly troops and generals of the Heavenly River, I haven’t even seen a single woman, okay?

But why would Xu Yang care about what Wang Hou was thinking?