[TS] Starting the Broadcast

“Huh? It’s another SSR. What’s this? Wow! I think I saw this on the tier list. The name is, um… Ah! Kitasan Black. Is this good? Hmm, I’m not sure.”

-ㅋ Teacher, you should moderate your fake ignorance if you want to survive.
-Kitasan Black is at the top of the tier list, seeing you pretend not to know while gritting your teeth makes me want to hit you. Ow ㅋ
-I’m watching the broadcast to relieve stress, but it’s actually building up stress. What was my 300,000 won yesterday for! This dirty luck-based trash game!

I’m someone who gets teased and harassed by viewers every day.
But in today’s broadcast, the opposite situation was unfolding.
So far, I’ve drawn 9 SSRs out of 20 total draws.
It’s almost a success rate of one in every two draws!
Moreover, most of the SSRs drawn were of good performance, further stimulating the viewers’ anger.

“Hmm, I have 3 Naver Noonas, 1 Kitasan Black, 1 Vodka, 2 Tokai Teios, and 2 Twin Turbos. Is this good?”

-ㅋ The way you drag out your words is so annoying. To be so blatantly deceived like this.
-Teacher, you’ve become a ‘public enemy’ of the horse daughter gallery as of today. Please be careful on the streets at night.
-There’s ‘romance’ in Twin Turbo-nim’s escape. Newbies who don’t know that should definitely watch season 2 of the anime!

“Anyway, I have 9 draws left. I still haven’t drawn Super Creek, I wonder if I can draw her before it ends? I guess I’m not very lucky with draws.”

-ㅋ Now I can only laugh.
-This is so extreme it’s suspicious of being rigged. I’ve been playing for a month and still don’t have Naver Noona, so I have to borrow from a friend.
-A newbie who doesn’t have Naver Noona or Kitasan and is struggling to figure out what to borrow from friends is crying.

“Everyone, it’s just a game, don’t get too angry. And look. How many jewels did I have when I started? 44,000. This is all about the difference in ‘paying attitude’. If you start with such polite paying etiquette towards the game company, you’ll be rewarded.”

-ㅋ Paying attitude ㅇㅈㄹ. I really want to hit you.
-Levi went crazy last month for not getting Kitasan’s full upgrade even after spending 2 million on horse daughters, and you say that with 44,000 jewels?
-A BJ who’s more ‘sincere’ about fake ignorance than anyone. I’m preserving today’s broadcast. There will be a day of karmic retribution someday!

I finished the remaining 9 draws, breaking through the viewers’ anger and jeers.
Unfortunately, the performance dropped a bit at the end, so I only drew 3 SSR grade cards.
Of course, the viewers were still raging that even this was incredible luck.

“Okay, let’s summarize the final results. From 29 support card gacha draws, I got 3 Naver Noonas, 2 Kitasan Blacks, 1 Vodka, 1 Winning Ticket, 2 Tokai Teios, 2 Twin Turbos, 1 Seiun Sky… a total of 12 SSR cards.”

-ㅋ I can only laugh. Getting 12 is already ridiculous, but Naver Noona and Kitasan are among the three divine horses, Vodka and Tokai Teio are just below that tier, and Twin Turbo and Seiun Sky are also high tier, so there’s nothing to throw away.
-I play horse daughters and have often seen BJs draw, but I’ve never seen such good luck.
-What a world where only BJs who deceive and fake ignorance like this get good gacha results.

Anyway, the gacha is all over.
Seeing the viewers’ heated reactions, I feel stress relief for once.
Yeah, there’s no law saying only I should always be on the receiving end.
Sometimes viewers should experience it too.
Along with that, I don’t forget my stance as a professional BJ.
After clearing my throat with a fake cough, I spoke with as much ‘sincerity’ as possible.

“Wow! Horse daughter game really has good draw probabilities. Good cards come out well too. Doesn’t this make you want to play the game? In other games, you spend a lot of money but high-grade characters or cards rarely come out.”

-ㅋ Look at her appealing to the advertiser. Hani kneeling to capitalism.
-Ah, just agree here ㅋ
-Wow! The host is right. It’s really a god-tier game.
-I.should.go.download.the.horse.daughter.game.too. Is this how I should do it? Host?

“I’m glad everyone seems to be interested in the game. Now it’s time to find my daughter… no, the daughter I’ll adopt to raise.”

-Host, have you become ‘sincere’ about this otaku game?
-Welcome, Hani-kun! We’ve been waiting for you for a long time!
-ㅋ We haven’t even started the actual raising yet, but I’m already dizzy.

Ignoring the viewers’ reactions, I used the ticket that allows me to choose a 3-star training horse.

“Now, there are so many candidates for my daughter. I wonder who I should choose.”

-Babyspe! Babyspe! Babyspe!
-Looking at the support cards that came out, isn’t it obviously a mindless escape horse build? How many speed cards are there ㅋ
-The first daughter should be raised with affection rather than performance. Let’s go with Rice Shower!

Ignoring the viewers’ disorganized opinions, I examined the candidates one by one.

“From what I’ve learned, 3-stars and above have unique skills, and when they activate, there’s a pretty cool effect. We can’t see it here, so I’ll watch a YouTube video for a moment.”

-Ooh, look at that preparation ㄷㄷ;;
-Is this what a true professional is like?

Because it was a game that became such a big hit in Japan before coming over, there were many people waiting even before it opened.
Perhaps because of that, even though it’s only been 2 weeks since opening, there were quite a few people who spent enormous amounts to own all 3-star characters, and many YouTubers had edited and uploaded the unique skill effects.

“Okay, let’s look in order. The first candidate is Special Week. Remember I said I watched up to episode 3 of season 1 of the anime? This friend is the protagonist of season 1.”

-Babyspe! Babyspe! Babyspe!
-But what does Babyspe mean?
-It’s short for Babo (Stupid), Byungshin (Retard), Special Week ㅋ
-Huh? Why is the protagonist’s nickname like that?
-When this opened in Japan, Special Week was the helper character for spinning the first roulette event. But the roulette probabilities were terrible, and every time it failed, the Special Week character would go “Ehehe” and laugh like an idiot, so angry people started calling her by these insults ㅋ
-That’s hilarious

The video starts.
Special Week, wearing a slightly tacky outfit, sitting in the bushes on a hill looking at the sky.
And a shooting star falling from far away.
The trajectory of beautiful clusters of light falling from the sky is captured in Special Week’s eyes as she jumps up.
And the tacky outfit sparkles and changes into racing clothes worn for competitions.
Then she runs out quickly.

“… Huh? I don’t understand why she suddenly changes clothes and runs out after seeing a meteor, but it is flashy graphics and direction.”

-Huh? You can’t empathize with this? Your gender sensitivity is lacking ㅋ
-How is this gender sensitivity ㅋ That’s like a cheat key these days. You can just stick it anywhere.

“Then let’s move on. It’s Maruzensky.”

Personally, this was one of the three characters I thought had the coolest skill effects.
A character running inside a tunnel, all red from head to outfit.
A red aura follows like a tail, and as she turns a corner, an image reminiscent of a vehicle’s transmission and dashboard suddenly appears.
And then explosive acceleration begins!
The illusion of a sleek sports car, along with the effective adhesion of the noise of a speeding vehicle, gives a sense of speed.

-Whoa! This is pretty cool. I’d choose this one if it were me.
-For real, the previous one was childish, but this is cool.
-Isn’t this too much of a double standard? They’re both equally unrealistic, but the previous one is childish and this is cool?

“Come on, don’t fight among yourselves. Let’s move on.”

After that, skill demonstrations of several more characters continued.
But I quickly skipped through them as there were no characters that caught my eye.
Then near the end… my hand pauses for a moment.
“This is… the Emperor?”

-The Emperoooor!
-Coolness is exploding.

A beautiful palace, and a character wearing splendid formal attire walking step by step on the red carpet.
Sparks flying over the shoulder represent the heavy surrounding air.
Reaching the throne, a low voice uttered while slightly turning the head.
And the moment the left arm is swung widely while turning the body completely, the surrounding space howls fiercely and submits under the Emperor’s divine authority.
That overwhelming charisma.
Yes, I’ve decided on you!

[Reasons why Hani should transfer to Twitch TV (+127)]
[Hani’s sensibility belongs to Twitch TV (+115)]
[Reasons why Hani’s broadcast yesterday was legendary (+102)]
[Hani, the God of Gacha with Golden Hands (+97)]

The advertising broadcast ended successfully.
I raised Symboli Rudolf, nicknamed the Emperor, well and conquered the Twinkle Series without incident, and I deceived the viewers enough to fully relieve stress.
It was a good broadcast where I was satisfied and the advertiser was satisfied.

“This is good. This kind of content and sensibility works well on YouTube. Very good.”
Yoon-jae liked it too and took the video.
He said he’d send the video to be uploaded on YouTube tomorrow around lunchtime.
The next video going up just two days after uploading the first video.
The speed was faster than I thought.

“Hahaha, Hani-nim told me to focus on the videos rather than health, right? Of course, you were joking.”
“… Right.”
It wasn’t a joke? I was serious?
Anyway, since the result is good, everything’s okay.
These days, stocks are doing well, YouTube has started smooth sailing, and I’ve successfully completed the first advertisement, so I’m in a good mood.
With a light heart, I get up from the chair and ponder what to eat for lunch today.
“If only good things like this keep happening, it would be really great.”
But I should have known.
That there’s nothing wrong with the old saying that misfortune often follows good fortune.