Chapter 92: Preparing to Raid Some Dungeons
I woke Marco up to make him give Maven his special Tour of Italy at 8 in the morning. He complained until I stuffed all of my remaining cash in his mouth. And then with my super strength I rubbed away the minting imprints on two gold giblets and then placed them over his eyes.
After he spat out the money and removed the giblets from his eyes, he agreed to do it, but he said, he would be sleeping immediately after, and wouldn't wake up for anything.
I said that was fine. And that is how I ended up eating Nonna's Secret for breakfast. Maven was delighted by everything. The presentation, Marco, the food, me for some reason, even Alice and Victoria.
Alice and Victoria immediately took a liking to her. They claimed her as their child.
I rolled my eyes and continued eating. We had a delightful, if acid reflux inducing breakfast, and the conversation was all on the productive end of things. No slapping Dylan or calling him a cheater.
Maven did tell Alice and Victoria and Lara about how she left her husband for me. They all fake gasped and looked at me. Then they dropped the facade and said, "Yeah, that makes sense."
After breakfast, I rallied the troops and told everyone who was willing, that we would be going down into the Dragon territories to clear, complete, and lock all of the dungeons down there so more monsters don't come out.
I fielded a lot of questions, like what's a dungeon, dragons are real, and can we go to the bathroom before we leave? To those questions I said, "They're like a realistic video game level where you can die. Yes. And please do."
Afterwards, I let everyone chat so I could talk to Maven. As I made my way over to her though, Alice, Victoria, and Lara were talking to her.
Victoria said, "Where did the bad man touch you? Did he touch you in your no no zone?"
Alice said, "Did he hurt you with his big nasty penis?"
Lara said, "I wish he would hurt me with his big nasty penis."
I came over and lightly pushed Alice and Victoria away from Maven. "Stop harassing her and treating her like a child. Just because she's short does not make her a child. No child has boobs and ass as big as hers. And Lara, I'll happily hurt you with my big nasty penis at a later date. Right now, we have a job to do though."
Lara said, "Oh ok."
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"Thank you for the defense, I guess," Maven said to me, unsure if I was defending her or insulting her. I knew I was defending her, but she didn't seem so sure.
I turned to Alice. "How are your people? Anyone of them willing to try a dungeon either together or alone?"
"John and Asher are rearing and ready to go. Tyler is on the fence and the rest are a no go," Alice said, biting her lip.
"Ok. Get Tyler to figure out what he wants to do before we get there," I said. I went over to Johnny and said, "Is everyone on board?"
"Yeah, as long as they get to bring their guns," Johnny said.
"Of course they can bring their guns! Why wouldn't they be able to?" I said.
"I don't know how your dang video game shit works," he said, as he stuffed a hot dog into his mouth. Where did he even get a hot dog from? It was nine in the morning.
We all packed ourselves into cars and headed to the Dragon Sect warehouse. We all packed ourselves onto the freight elevator and headed down. My Phantom motorcycle was down there waiting for me. It seemed pissed I had forgotten about it. If an animate supernatural object can have feelings.
I accessed all the control panels for all the portals and modified them like I did Victoria's and Chad's from before. Everyone would be able to understand their mission parameters, the dungeons would be easy enough to beat, their rewards would unlock, and the dungeons would lock at the end.
I talked to Victoria before she went in and told her we needed to have sex soon, because apparently I can power people up with my cum. She wholeheartedly agreed after hearing this. She still hadn't unlocked any part of her vampiric evolution path and was hoping I could do something to fix that.
Alice came up to me and apologized again about the slap, and said that since I was on the market now, she might be interested in taking me for a spin sometime. I said, I'd enjoy that and she slipped away into her chosen dungeon.
Lara also decided it was necessary to tell me she'd like to take me for a spin sometime too, as if she hadn't literally just said that minutes ago. I said we would do it eventually, but we would do it.
I looked her up and down. Lara was a beautiful woman. She had gorgeous long blonde hair, a fantastic fit body, and large breasts that were just right. Not too large and not too small. "I have to go to talk to Maven now though, so good luck in there. Make sure you take a weapon."
"I will. Don't worry about me," she said, smiling.
I talked to Maven before she went in and said, "I respect that you want to contribute, but I promised you I would always protect you and these dungeons can be dangerous."
"I'm happy that you're trying to uphold your promise, but I'll be fine. You put it on the easy mode. How much harder could it be than taking down the monsters we had to take down last night?" She said.
"Probably not that much harder," I said.
"Hey, if it gets too dangerous, I can always loosen my bracelet and go full dragon on them," she said.
"True. I hadn't thought of that," I said. "Alright, just promise me you'll be careful." I kissed her and held the kiss and held her tight to my body at the same time.
"I'll be careful. I promise," she said. "It looks like your buddy is ready to go again though. Be careful you don't catch it on anything." She pointed at my dick.
"Yeah, yeah. If it hasn't caught on anything yet, it never will," I said. I slapped her ass as she walked into the portal.
Then I scooted my way over to my portal, which I had set on Hell difficulty, like a really smart person. I walked through the portal and was transported to an auction house. I was sitting in one of the booths with a number fan next to me and I could see people already making bids.
I couldn't tell what they were bidding on though. There was just a woman standing in the center of the stage and the auction master taking bids at a podium above her. And then it dawned on me. She was what was on auction. This was a slave auction.