wana make a deal? (High school DXD X Souls dealer)

Walking on the dark street, the dealer with his wide grin while humming a song and swaying his stick around, behind him was a dead body on the ground while blood everywhere.

Joker: "it getting bored hunting thoes humans souls, most of then ask for money and women, I want some entertaining!!"

On that moment, a red magical portal with Germory symbol, come out from it the ultimate queen, Grayfia.

Joker: "ha~ ask for snack and they give me dinner..."

Grayfia: "Souls dealer, Lord Sirz is asking to meet you."

Joker: "oooh that's getting interesting...~"

He walk to the portal, give Grayfia a small cheek kiss and enter the portal.

On the other side, was a big room with a tall table, on the other side of the table was sitting the Lord Sirz himself with crossed arms, he smile at the dealer and sign to him to sit.

Joker take a seat across of him as Grayfia serve two cups of tea and stand next to her lord.

Lord Sirz: "long time no see, you was 11 last time, how old are you now?"

Joker: "18."

Grayfia: *ahm* "legal...~"

Lord Sirz: -_- : "anyway, so you start moving in Kuoh already."

Joker: "oh I was moving on the human world for two years now, some small deals with those weak humans souls, surprisely I cant get to te underworld for some reasons.."

The dealer give a direct glare at the devils king who chuckled.

Lord Sirz: "this is not personal, Jok, it's just to keep my people safe..."

Lord Sirz face turn serious again, what make Joker grin wider.

Lord Sirz: "what exacly make you start moving, Souls Dealer, your father ask for a peace life for you."

Joker: "ah dont take this so seriously, I just want to chill and have fun and make new friends!"

The dealer take a sip from his cup then continue.

Joker: "you didint bring me here to just chit chat with me, what exacly you want?"

The king stay silens for moments like he was thinking if he shold say it or not, he take a deep breath then finally speak.

Lord Sirz: "I wana make a deal..."

The moment That word come out from th king mouth, Joker's tea cup fall on the table as The dealer suddenly apear next to Sirz with his hand expanding.

Joker: "I am all ears, my Lord..."

/time skip.\

/Rias training field.\

The group of Rias finally reach to the training place, where it was Gremory summer house on the mountains what is a empty dusty huge field and a wooden house of two floors.

Issei finally reach the top with tons of bag on his back and drop them all on the ground panting.

Issei: "why *breath* me? *breath*."

Rias: "it's part of your training! Riser passengers are so strong and you need to get better."

Asia: "poor Issei..."

Koneko: "weak pervert."

Joker: "eh, your levels are so weak for a rating game."

The group glitch for second on hearing the Dealer voice, they turn around and see him standing there with his black-red suit and the wide famous grin.

Rias: "what are you doing here!?

Asia: "hey there!"

Akeno: "hey Shady~"

Koneko: "yo!"

Kiba: "hey man."

Issei: "sup dude!"

Rias: "wait why you all acting like he was your friend!!?

Issei: "he like Sonic the hedgehog!!"

Koneko: "yeah that's cool."

Rias: -_- : "didint I tell you to not trust him? Anyway, what exacly you doing here, dealer?"

Joker: "oh my dear Rias, i just come to help."

Rias: "help?!"

Joker: "let's say i have a favor to fill with your brother, so what better than helping his sister to free herself?"

Rias look suspicious for moments but didint feel any lie behind his words, she know there was a past between her brother and the dealer but didint really know the details, but what better help can she get than a training from one of the strongest demons on the world?

The group put their stuff on the house and come out with Kiba and Issei in sports clothes as they stand and face the dealer.

Joker: "well well, let's see, I will spear you to two sides, physical training and magic training, Issei, Kiba and Koneko will do the physical, and Akeno, Rias, Asia will go for the magical."

Issei: "but how can you train us all alone???"

Joker: "ha! Who said I am alone?"

He hit with his stick on the ground as a black magical seal come next to him, a very tall girl with purple short hair and horns and tail wearing one piece clothes and HUGE melons on the chest make Issei directly get nose bleed.

Joker: "introduce you, ladies and gentlemen, my familiar, Vermeil."

Vermeil: "good evening!!!" She said with wide cheerful face make her huge boobs bouncing.

Issei: they are....so big!!"

Asia: "is they even natural!?"

Vermeil: "hm!? Of cours they are natural!!! Look!"

She was about to take off her dress under Issei excited but Joker stop her with his stick.

Joker: "no time for show off, my dear familiar, later."

Vermeil: "ok Master~!"

Rias: "so....this is your familiar?"

Akeno: *pout*: "now I start feel jealous...~"

Joker: "my dear Vermeil, this is the Gremory passengers, you will help today in training them."

Vermeil: "ah sure~! But I will get reward after it, right~?"

Joker: "we will see about that. Anyway, Vermeil will train Kiba, Issei and Koneko on physical training, while I take care of others, any questions?"

Issei and Akeno rise their hands.

Joker: "any questions except about Vermeil's boobs and my d*ck size."

The two low their hands.

Joker: "good, now let's start!!"

/time skip 9 days.\

Its night time, all the Gremory passengers was on their rooms exchanged asf and on a deep sleep, we see Joker and Vermeil on the top of the house while she eating some sweet.

Joker: "so how the training?"

Vermeil: "not really bad, the kitty and the sword boy doing great, about the red lizard, he is slow, very very very slow and have problems in focuse."

Joker: "no surprised."

He stand up and look up at the moon.

Joker: "I will go to a walk, go to bed."

Vermeil: "ok~!"

Joker dissapeared and get teleported to the forest and start walking on the forest, singing a song that have a lot of memories about it.

After the nice walk and remember some memories, he walk back to the wooden house and see Rias outside sitting on a wooden table and papers on front of her, she was planning, she look at him for a seconds as he give her his usual wide grin and walk to the door, before he open it, she call.

Rias: "wait, Joker."

He answer withote turn around.

Joker: "yes, my dear Rias?"

Rias: "do you think....we have a chance."

He stop his track and turn fully to her, his grin never leave his face but it look...less wider.

Joker: "I may be a little harsh..."

Rias: "that's why I am asking you."

He stop for seconds, for maybe the first time, he feel some kind of...sorry about her, he dont really care about people feeling and never did, not after....her. his grin waved from a seconds but he answer.

Joker: "a 0.0000000000000000000001% chance."

Rias look stunned for seconds but a small smile trigger on her face.

Rias: "well, still a chance!!!"

Joker: "Haha take a rest, you need it."

He turn to the door and open it, enter and leave the red haired priencess outside on her thoughts.

Rias: "he really not that a bad person..."

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Well, chapter five is DONE!

I wish you all enjoy it, sorry again about the bad English.

Dont worry, it wont be THAT MUCH crossover from other animes, maybe I will add more five or six of them on the whole story then DONE.

What you think about the Joker? Is he really a nice guy on evil mask? Or an evil guy on good mask?

I was thinking about skipping the rating game, like say just the result and imported stuff, its little boring just reading "bom he hit him on the guts send him flying to the sky" or some of that shit. So I may short it a little. What you think?

If you have any questions, ask here.

See ya :)