You’re Beautiful When You Smile

The whole day, Tong Yao and her teammates were diligently playing games on their computers at base. Once in a while, someone would get up to get some water. Aside from the exchanges between Tong Yao and Old K there was hardly any conversation. The base was filled with the sound of clicking mice and clacking keyboards-- --

The Kassadins only level three, come now or you wont be able to get him later.

Let me check. Ive seen this AD before. He likes to signal at bot, if no one responds, hell keep signaling.

Dont mind him, just dont mind him.

Hell blast you if you dont respond.

What are you afraid of, you cant read Korean anyway.

......

They had just started another ranked match. Tong Yao and Old K were busy nagging about their teammates. Li Sicheng happened to finish one of his matches and threw down his mouse and stood up to move his wrist around. He stood behind Tong Yao to watch her play, in the meantime he picked up the cup on his desk to take a sip of water. He swallowed the water but then paused.

He quickly put down the cup, went to the bathroom, coughed a few times, then started to brush his teeth.

When Lu Sicheng came back, anyone could smell the minty toothpaste in his breath. He knocked on Tong Yaos desk: The opponents jungler has already finished a set of monsters at the upper half of the jungle. Are you still going to farm and wait until you get ganked? If youre going to play this way on Wednesday and the opponent chooses Rengar, then hell clean mid lane out.

Tong Yao: ......Then ban Rengar.

Lu Sicheng: There are others: Evelynn, Nocturne, Fiddlesticks. How about you get Riot Games to let you ban 10 champions?

Tong Yao: ......

Tong Yao immediately retreated.

Old K: You two mids play totally different. I have to prepare two different methods to work with you two, what a pain. I would like to suggest that the team arrange a substitute for me as well.

Lu Sicheng: Youre the first one to ask for a substitute on his own. Have you given up on the dream?

Old K: ......

A lot of bullet comments showed up on her stream-- --

[666666666 Your captain is really annoying]

[Hell diss you when you say something disagreeable]

[Hahahahahaha Cheng Ge, go away, dont bully our cute mid jungler duo]

Still have the bullet comments on. Turn it off. Concentrate on your training. Whats the point of watching them talk nonsense.

As he was talking, Lu Sicheng picked up his cup and put it onto Tong Yaos face-- --Tong Yao, startled by the cold, shrank her neck, and her hand slipped, missing a siege minion. She screeched: Lu Sicheng!  What are you doing!

After this match, go wash my cup for me.

Why?

Because I drank some cat hair in my cup. Lu Sicheng said flatly: Summer is here. Even I, an unloving person, knows that pets will lose hair. Can you take your cat to the pet shop to have a bath?

Tong Yao pushed the hand holding the cup away: So you know youre an unloving person.

Lu Sicheng kept his eyes fixed on Tong Yaos computer screen: Indeed and thats why under the circumstances, Im already being kind asking you to wash the cup rather than beat you up.-- --The enemys already level 3, Old K, why are you still farming in the jungle? Come gank

Old K and Tong Yao: ......