Anomaly in Naruto world

A Day in Konohagakure no Sato

A blond-haired boy sat alone on a swing in the park, absentmindedly kicking at the dirt beneath him. The distant laughter of children filled the air, yet none of them dared to approach him. Except for a particular group—braver than most, or perhaps just dumber.

Naruto's POV

'Man, what a drag. No, wait—that's Shikamaru's thing. Damn, I really am spending too much time with Pineapple Head. But seriously, why do I always attract the village's biggest idiots? I swear, it's like a curse or something.'

As I was deep in my totally important thoughts—like which shopkeeper to prank next and how to become Hokage without studying—I was rudely interrupted by a group of unfamiliar kids. Their leader, a scrawny-looking brat, stepped forward, face twisted in anger.

"Hey! Are you the one who attacked my brother yesterday?"

I blinked. 'Attacked? Who the hell is his brother? Does he think I ask for family background before handing out ass-whoopings?'

I sighed dramatically before responding, "Well, that depends. Who's your brother?"

The kid's face turned red, either from frustration or embarrassment—I wasn't sure which. He clenched his fists. "Don't play dumb! You know exactly who I'm talking about!"

I tilted my head. "You're gonna have to be more specific. I beat up quite a few idiots yesterday."

The rest of the group fell silent, dumbfounded by my words. Even their so-called leader hesitated. Then, after a moment of awkward silence, he finally spat out a name.

'Ah, so it's that guy. Makes sense. But now that I look at this kid… they don't even look alike. NTR situation? Inu-nii mentioned something like that once, but he never explained it… Meh, not my problem.'

"Ohhh, now I remember! Yeah, your brother was being an annoying little shit, so I just returned the favor," I said with a grin. "Not my fault he couldn't handle it."

The kid's face twisted in rage as he lunged at me with a wild punch, yelling something about revenge. Keyword: tried.

Before his fist could reach me, it stopped midair—frozen by an unseen force. The look of absolute horror on his face was priceless. His lackeys took a step back, their bravado quickly replaced with fear.

I smirked. "Y'know, if you wanna get revenge, step one is actually being strong enough to land a hit." I leaned forward slightly. "Right now, you're just embarrassing yourself."

The leader gritted his teeth, looking like he wanted to fight back, but his friends weren't having any of it. They grabbed his arms and practically dragged him away, muttering something about "not messing with monsters."

Smart choice.

As soon as they were gone, I leaned back against the swing, letting out a sigh. 'Now then, who should I prank next?'

At that exact moment, a collective shiver ran down the spines of every shopkeeper in Konoha.

Still, something nagged at me. This weird power… this shield. No one had ever broken through it. No one had even come close. What the hell is it?

Author's POV

Curious, dear readers? So is Naruto. But the answer lies within the blood of the Uzumaki. And more specifically… within an anomaly named Uzumaki Surai.

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???'s POV

In a place beyond time, a lone soul floated in endless darkness, staring at a glowing screen with sheer confusion.

'What… the hell is this?'

The screen flickered, its text cold and unfeeling.

[System Active.]

[Managing life, death, and souls across the multiverse.]

I blinked. Once. Twice. Then, I finally spoke.

"So… you're saying I died in my sleep for some unknown reason?"

[Correct.]

"And because my soul is too strong for this dimension, I can't stay here anymore, so I'm being sent to a higher one?"

[Affirmative.]

I kept my expression calm. My thoughts, however?

'WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY YES?!'

As if reading my mind, the system continued.

[You will be reborn in World-807, commonly known as the Naruto world. Cause of death: soul-body imbalance.]

…Naruto world?

'Okay, that's actually kinda cool.'

Then, I realized something. "Wait a second. You're reading my mind? That's invasion of privacy, you know!"

[I do not detect any privacy in this dimension.]

"…What kind of BS logic is that?"

The system ignored me and continued.

[You will receive two abilities upon reincarnation, within the power limits of the new dimension.]

I smirked. "Then give me Lord of Wisdom, Raphael!"

[Request Denied.]

'Tch. Worth a shot.'

"Fine. What about Great Sage?"

[Request Approved.]

Nice.

"Alright, next…"

Before I could even say anything, the system cut me off.

[Request Denied.]

"HEY! I DIDN'T EVEN MAKE A REQUEST YET!"

[I am simply streamlining the process.]

I groaned. "Fine. Give me Rikugan (Six Eyes) from JJK."

A brief silence.

[Request Approved.]

Before I could celebrate, the system spoke again.

[Reincarnation process initializing. Please have a safe journey.]

"Wai—!"

A black hole swallowed me whole.

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Uzumaki Surai's POV

Bright colors. A tunnel of swirling energy.

And me?

Screaming profanities the entire way.

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Uzishiogakure - Years Later

A young boy lay asleep in the middle of a grassy field.

Then, suddenly—pain.

A blinding headache hit him out of nowhere. He clutched his head, trying to call for help, but before he could even make a sound—

Darkness.

Inside his mindscape, I—Surai—stood alone.

I sighed, rubbing my temples.

"So my memories and powers were sealed until I grew older, huh? Makes sense. Would've sucked to be an overpowered baby. Thanks, I guess."

A familiar voice spoke up.

[Notice: Great Sage is active.]

I grinned. "Yo, Sage! Give me a full analysis of my mind, body, and soul. Also, list out the functions of both you and Rikugan."

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[System Report]

Status: No surface anomalies detected. Full analysis in progress. Estimated completion: 6 hours.

Great Sage Functions:

Thought Acceleration ×1000

Analysis

Synthesis

Hand Sign Annulment

Perfect Memory

Comprehensive Learning

High Calculation

Rikugan (Six Eyes) Functions:

Ultra-Precise Calculation

Extreme Chakra Mastery

Thought Acceleration ×10000

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I whistled.

"Damn. They complement each other perfectly."

Combine that with my Uzumaki bloodline?

Yeah. I just hit the jackpot.

I smirked. "Uzumaki Surai, huh? This is gonna be one hell of an adventure."

And that's how it all started.

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Author's note:-

Hey everyone, I know all of were thinking why I only wrote some half ass prologue before, so the reason is that was just first try I made on writing on whime, but moving forward I will try to be consistent.

Oh, and apparently those power stone are important, so yeah all that.

But please definitely comment your ideas, views and memes.

This fanfic is a way to connect like minded brothers.Have some idea about my story? Comment it and let me know.