daschund

Dude: don't know if you will believe me but

Dasch: am i such disbeliver

Dude: more like a devil's advocate

Dasch: i don't even believe in devils

Dude: now that is disbeliving

Dasch: i don't remember advocating anything

Dude: that's not possible

Dasch: i beg your pardon

Dude: you can't be not advocating

Dasch: i disagree

Dude: you just advocated

Dasch: no i disagreed

Dude: you basically advocate that you disagree

Dasch: no son. all i did was disagree. i did not do any of that.

Dude: we all advocate all the time unknowingly

Dasch: i disagree once again.

Dude: you do not advocate my thinking. by doing that, you advocate your own thinking. you advocate that you don't advocate.

Dasch: this mumbo jumbo now seems nothing more than a bunch of avocados to me. stop the advocate jargon. the more you say that word, the more avocados are filling my imagination.

Dude: i did not mean to harass you by word association. isn't it actually great to have many avocados. they aren't cheap.

Dasch: i'm not sure. it depends if i can eat it at all. i've never had em. i just know they are green.

Dude: but it's not what i meant for us to get at.

Dasch: where we supposed to go.

Dude: you wouldn't believe it as i said in the very beginning.

Dasch: i haven't heard it yet. you can't say that.

Dude: that's why i said you wouldn't.

Dasch: well let's see what it actually is then.

Dude: you know what. you don't have the right attitude to hear it. you don't deserve it.

Dasch: what the heck is going on with you.

Dude: i don't have to repeat. you dampen and deaden all my spirits to chat. you ruined it real good. you get nothing. none for you. zero. no. it's negative.

Dasch: i don't know why your chat requires something. why can't you just simply say the damn thing already. don't complicate and twist your life anymore. what good is it really. look how much time and energy have already been wasted now.

Dude: that's is plain rude, ruthless, reckless, rash, and rotten.

Dasch: stop it already. you just said the R word five times. that needs to be rectified, reversed, remedied, reconsidered, and renovated.

Dude: don't you mock me tit for tat.

Dasch: i thought we were on a roll. i thought it was a signal.

Dude: no more banter or cajoling with you. our good days have past now. don't you beg for what you've lost. i will not say this twice.

Dasch: once is actually loud and clear enough. it's just that i really don't give a crap about what you are doing here. what are you really doing? i don't know i'm allowed to ask that? hmm.

Dude: well. i be honest. i kinda ran out. so i don't know what to say. i quit whatever i was doing. what was i doing?

Dasch: i don't know. i asked you. you cannot ask me back. i can't answer that obviously.

Dude: i say we just forget it. it was a sudden sneeze. do you keep in memory of all your sneezes?

Dasch: i think i will definitely remember this sneeze though. there is no sneeze as long lasting as this one.

Dude: long or short, sneezes are just sneeze. don't care much about it. it's like that gum stuck on streetwalk. don't obsess over it.

Dasch: well, let's hope we don't step on it though. if we forget it, we could very well step on it.

Dude: shit, that's true.

Dasch: yeah, let's just not step on it.

Dude: yes, let's not let that happen.

Dasch: agreed.

Dude: likewise.

Dasch: but um

Dude: what

Dasch: are we done i'm just not quite sure

Dude: i think we were but then you

Dasch: oh i didn't mean to

Dude: i mean if that's the case then

Dasch: jesus now already

Dude: damn you little, it's.

Dasch & Dude: done/over

Dasch and Dude breaks eye contact, each looking down and shaking head. Dasch turns away, heads out the door. Ass stitched to the couch, Dude highfives his forhead, blinking at the wall across.