Honkai impact: Dimensional Herrscher

[Asterios: Well guys, it was nice knowing you all]

[Asterios: Salute.jpg]

[Homura: ?????]

[Kazuma: Yo!]

[Kazuma: Did you wake up on the wrong side of bed today?]

[Good slime: What you said sounded suspiciously like the words I uttered after I was stabbed….]

[Shiraori: Yeah! It sounds as if you are about to die….]

[Red Princess: Admin-kun…. Are those your final words?]

[Pheonix: …?]

[Asterios: Perhaps. But I won't accept death!]

[Asterios: The only acceptable death for me would be suffocation by strong and thick thighs]

[Kazuma: +1]

[Kazuma: Respect. The council of men approves]

[Just Monika: I mean…. I don't mind fulfilling that dream of yours~]

[Phoenix: But…. Wouldn't he die?]

[Just Monika: Oh right!]

[Just Monika: Don't worry, I will control my strength! I won't let you suffocate~]

[Asterios: …..]

[Asterios: To breathe, I don't need oxygen]

[Kazuma: Lucky bastard!]

[Just Monika: Don't even think about it, Kazuma. Even if you didn't need oxygen, I wouldn't do that for you]

[Kazuma: Yeah, yeah, I know. He is the harem protagonist here, right?]

[Asterios: Oi!]

[Phoenix: Hm? But he is not…?]

[Red Princess: Yes. Adam certainly isn't a blushing virgin. And I did see him going on a date with Rimuru….]

[Good Slime: H-hey! Don't involve me!]

[Shiraori: Hey? Is this feeling in my heart jealously?]

[Asterios: …. How bold of you to admit this, Spider-chan]

[Shiraori: Oh~! I am quite confident and unrestrained when chatting online]

[Shiraori: If it was in real life and up close….. Well~ I might dig a hole to bury myself]

[Kazuma: Ignoring the thirsty girl, the voyeur devil, and the annoying spider…. ]

[Kazuma: What's wrong with you, dude? Did you encounter something dangerous?]

[Asterios: …..]

[Asterios: Honestly, it is something I had expected. I was prepared for it, and I for sure won't die….]

[Asterios: But still… now that this happened…. I still feel somewhat nervous]

[Homura: Why do you feel nervous?]

[Asterios: Because it involves a person I care about]

[Homura: …. I see….]

[Homura: Then I understand your feelings…]

[Red Princess: You? Nervous for something? Are you the same Admin that I know?]

[Red Princess: In RWBY, you looked as though everything was part of your plan!]

[Kazuma: Were you mimicking Aizen...?]

[Good Slime: …..]

[Good Slime: Hey, Adam! Cheer up! Don't worry about it!]

[Good Slime: And…. Come to private chat, I have a gift to give you. I hope it will make you less nervous]

[Just Monika: Hm~?]

[Just Monika: Ah… I wanted to tease the slime that she would send something naughty to Adam~, but it doesn't seem fitting]

[Shiraori: Hey~! Let Adam and Rimuru have their moment, you stupid AI!]

[Just Monika: Who are you calling a stupid AI?! You spider?!]

[Shiraori: Yes, I'm a spider, so what?]

[Good Slime: And I reincarnated as a slime, so what?]

[Just Monika: …..]

[Asterios: Ignoring the salty AI….] [Just Monika: !!??]

[Asterios: Thanks, Rimuru!]

[Good Slime: Yep! I hope it will accompany you and keep you safe!]

[Shiraori: Wooooow…Now I feel like trash that I didn't give anything to you when you kept me company!]

[Asterios: No need. You becoming a god would be the greatest gift I could ever receive]

[Shiraori: …..]

[Shiraori: I'll try my best!! (ﾉ ˃ˋᗜˊ˂ )ﾉ]

[Kazuma: ...]

[Kazuma: Mr. Harem Protagonist, can you fricking stop?!]

[Red Princess: Mr. Died from a tractor, are you perhaps jealous?]

[Kazuma: Of course not! I have a girlfriend, thank you very much!]

[Just Monika: You? A girlfriend? Really?]

[Red Princess: I am also in doubt]

[Good Slime: +1]

[Shiraori: +1]

[Phoenix: …..]

[Phoenix: +1?]

[Homura: Phoenix, you….?!]

[Kazuma: ...Bastards...!]

[Kazuma: -I was about to ask about Adam's situation, but fuck this, I am leaving!]

[Asterios: Oi! Wait a minute!]

[Kazuma: What?]

[Asterios: Who's the unlucky one?]

[Kazuma: …..]

[Kazuma: Fuck you!]

[Kazuma has gone offline]

[Asterios: ...I was only curious]

[Asterios: After all, his choices are trash. Unless he runs off with some succubus, I can't picture him choosing between a perverted masochist, an explosion-obsessed chunibyo loli, or a useless goddess]

[Asterios: Oh…. Maybe he chose that dark-skinned woman with that extra 'package' between her legs-]

[Red Princess: I'm sorry, what?!]

[Good Slime: ….. Are you implying what I think you're implying….??]

[Just Monika: I see, is this something that men are actually interested in~?]

[Asterios: It is actually interesting and exotic. But currently, I have no desire for such a thing to be used on me]

[Just Monika: I know~! Why are you saying this with such seriousness?]

[Asterios: You're a bit crazy…. Who knows what you'll do….]

[Just Monika: :( ]

[Asterios: Besides, what is up with all of your reactions? Is it really that strange?]

[Phoenix: Um…. What are you all talking about?]

[Homura: I don't know either, but my magical senses are warning me to ignore whatever they say]

[Red Princess: Dear Admin-kun, don't you find that strange?!]

[Asterios: Your world has literal devils and demons…. Don't tell me that there aren't any of 'those' types of demons or lust devils in your world?]

[Red Princess: ....]

[Red Princess: I have indeed heard about such things…. But I'll have to ask my brother for more details]

[Asterios: Beyond that, Rimuru is basically a slime. Do you know what she can do with her body-?]

[Good Slime: Uwaaa! Don't remind me of these degenerate things!]

[Shiraori: Uh… I just suddenly remembered that I also have degenerate Japanese content in my memories??]

[Just Monika: Why are you avoiding the proper term? There's is no one censoring us….]

[Red Princess: …..]

[Good Slime: Eh? But we have two girls that don't know about this stuff?]

[Asterios: We basically don't want to corrupt the other members with such degenerate 'culture']

[Just Monika: Hm? That does make sense….]

[Homura: …..]

[Homura: Wasn't Asterios supposed to be in some kind of 'danger'?]

[Asterios: As I said, it isn't exactly dangerous- well, at least not for me]

[Good Slime: Can you livestream it?]

[Shiraori: Ooooh, I didn't think of that! Good job, slime!]

[Red Princess: Interesting…. Please do so, admin-san]

[Asterios: ….]

[Asterios: Alright. I have no reason to refuse]

[Kazuma has gone online]

[Kazuma: Did I hear something about a live stream?!]

[Just Monika: Do you have the so-called spider-sense?]

[Shiraori: Hey!]

[Kazuma: It would be nice to have spider-sense…. But nah, I just have an overpowered perception for when something interesting happens]

[Phoenix: Spider-sense? I heard that this was from my universe?]

[Red Princess: It is indeed so, Jean. But Mr.Isekai protagonist without cheats, why are you interested in such a livestream?]

[Kazuma: ….I can't refute that-]

[Shiraori: Your useless goddess is your cheat!]

[Kazuma: Ahem! As I was about to say… Livestreams are always interesting, especially from a fellow man of culture and isekai/harem protagonist like Adam!]

[Asterios: If you wanted to say 'fellow' and keep your sentence truthful, you should have removed that 'harem' word]

[Kazuma: Hey! It's not like I didn't try!]

[Good Slime: Your party is full of beautiful girls…. It can't be that hard, right?]

[Kazuma: Bullshit! There is no way in hell I would go for that useless goddess or that useless masochistic paladin!]

[Asterios: So you went with Megumin? The one-tap loli chunibyo?]

[Kazuma: …..]

[Just Monika: That description was a bit weird, don't you think~?]

[Kazuma: Basically, yeah]

[Asterios: Haah, poor Wiz and YunYun]

[Asterios: What a pity, they are very lonely girls. It looks like I have to go to your world and keep them company (ಠ‿ಠ)]

[Shiraori: Wow! I wish I could also be this shameless!]

[Just Monika: (•ิ_•ิ)?]

[Homura: ???]

[Kazuma: In terms of shamelessness, I, Kazuma, would like to call you the strongest!]

[Asterios: Thank you, everyone]

[Asterios: bowing.jpeg]

[Kazuma: By the way, who is YunYun?]

[Asterios: You don't know her?]

[Kazuma: Well… That name feels familiar. But since I forgot, it must not be important]

[Asterios: …..Nevermind]

[Kazuma: By the way, dude, are you sure about Wiz? I agree she has some nice 'assets' and seems sweet, but oftentimes, she is just too gloomy]

[Asterios: You, Kazuma Sato, are telling me that, Wiz, the sweetest and most wholesome woman in your universe, is gloomy??!!]

[Kazuma: Whatever, you are the meta otaku here that 'watched' our universes, so I can't argue with you]

[Homura: Not that this conversation isn't interesting… However, can you start the livestream, Admin? I believe your situation is more important than these manners]

[Red Princess: Agreed. Dear Admin-kun, you wouldn't go back on your promise to us members, right?]

[Asterios: ...Sure, whatever]

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