I Am Overpowered And A Comedian In Another World

One not does simply,

Read the first line wrong.

Anyway, the biggest Country of Titilis Continent is called K Cup.

I mean, that's not a wrong choice of words but still..

"You must be wondering why there are only ten Heroes in this whole Continent." Erect asked.

I am not wondering about that at all.

"Yes." I played along anyway.

"Because this Continent has ten countries. One Hero for each country."

"Oh. So all the Heroes from each country came to escort me here. Nice."

"Of course. You are our King. And not just us, the Heroes from all over the world are waiting for you where we are going. Just as soon as we saw the message of the Supreme Man in the sky, all the heroes got ready to welcome you."

"Do messages like that always appear in the sky?"

"Maybe. I mean, no one was ever able to kill an Awakened Alien before. Try to kill one again and you might get another notification."

"How many heroes are there in total?" I asked.

"Fifty. All the five Continents have ten heroes and ten countries."

Right. Two continents are taken by the Aliens.

"The two Continents captured by the Aliens. How many countries do those two Continents have?"

"Twenty countries each. They captured two of the largest Continents after all."

Yeah. Makes sense.

Anyway, I can't come up with any further dialogues. Let's just fast forward.

After thirty minutes, I crossed many villages and finally saw a large entrance door.

"We are here."

The Heroes descended down and so did I.

They let me stay in the front.

In front of me, a huge gate stood and at the top of it, it was written :

'Welcome to K Cup.'

If it was a real thing, I would have been happy. But it was just a Country.

"There are no cities in this country, my lord. This Country is just one big city." Erect said.

I gave a nod and looked at the two guards standing at either side of the metal entrance gate.

"Open it." I ordered.

The guards looked at me and then my armor and then they looked below the belt. Why are they looking there?

"How long?" One guard asked.

Really, what is the criteria of entering here? Should I reveal my size?

"9.. 8… 8.5 inc-"

"He is the Hero King. Give him the entry." Erect spoke before I could reveal the longevity of my manhood.

"Oh. Forgive us, my lord." The guards bowed and opened the gate.

I looked at Erect. "What were they asking?"

"They were asking how long you will stay in the country. They mistook you for someone meager."

"I see. I thought they were asking.. nevermind. Let's go."

I entered the Country.

There was greenery all around and upon further walking there were shops and many other things.

Carriages and vendors were also there along with drunkards who were lying at the side of the road.

I saw a tip of a castle in the middle of this settlement. A big shot must be living there.

"It's your new house, my lord." Erect said.

I blinked my eyes. "I'll live there?"

"Yes. It was empty for years. But now it has found a worthy resident."

So I am that big shot living there.

"Are we going there right now?" I asked.

"Yes. The other Heroes are waiting there as well."

"Then why are we walking?"

I stopped.

The ten Heroes behind me frowned.

"Put your hand on my shoulder." I said.

The Heroes obeyed. They obey me instantly. How much pity did Supreme Man feel for me to give me all this?

[ Very much. ]

'Don't answer that!'

The heroes waited for me to do something and I didn't make them wait too much. I used one of my Skills.

[ Premature Ejaculation ]

I used this Skill. Basically, it's teleportation. With this I always come fast anywhere.

The ten Heroes had their hands on my shoulder and with Whoosh…

We all arrived outside the entrance of the castle.

I looked up and to describe the castle, I would say it was magnanimous.

The walls were made of white marbles with a red flag at the top of the castle. The flag had a symbol of two big spheres and since the name of the country was K Cup I guess two big spheres were the most suited choice for the symbol.

There were two guards stationed outside the castle's door as well.

These two were Ogres so they were tall and muscular.

"Open it." I ordered these guards.

The two Ogres looked at me, then my armor and then their gazes went below my belt. Why is everyone obsessed with that? And why haven't I seen any girls till now?

The guards were still checking me out and I just hope they don't ask the same question.

"How long?"

Hopes were a lie.

These guards asked the same question as those guards.

Well, I will give the same answer too. I know what they are asking this time. They are also thinking I am someone meager.

"I am the Hero King. Open the door." I said with pride.

The guards, however, tilted their heads. "We already know that. Just tell us how long?"

What? Wait.. this time they are really asking about that? Fine.

"9.. 7.. 8.5 inc-"

"They are asking how long you can stay under water, my lord." Erect spoke.

"What? Why? What's up with these questions? And you should speak before I begin telling numbers."

"It's protocol, my lord. And I am sorry for not speaking sooner."

Protocol, my ass. This is just to make this situation absurd.

I jerked my head at the Ogres.

"I can stay underwater forever."

"You may pass, my lord." The guards moved aside.

I gritted my teeth and finally stepped inside the castle.

Wait.. why was he asking about how long I can stay underwater?

SPLASH!

Whatt?

Before I could ask Erect my question, a huge wave of water came out of the floor I was standing on.

How it came, why it came, I don't know. All I know is that I am drowning.

Nevertheless, I won't die.

The ten heroes were behind me and they were also safe.

And so was I.

I used one of my Skills.

[ Make a fish foundation ]

I used it and now I can breathe and swim underwater. Heck, there is one skill called Jesus allowing me to walk on water.

Anyway, the water moved upwards towards the upper floors of the castle and it probably stopped at the top level of the castle.

I was finally free from the water and so were the Ten Heroes behind me.

I was all wet just like your mom's pussy… cat after she gives it a bath.

Anyway, there was a door in front of me.

"What's behind it?" I asked Erect.

"The other forty Heroes of the other Continents. They are waiting for you." Erect answered.

I gave a nod. I am glad there are no guards for this door. I don't want that question again.

I placed my hands on the door and gave it a push.

It opened and I saw a long table in the middle of the room with people sitting around it.

They all turned their heads at me and I gave them a smile.

They stood up from their seats.

Yes. Welcome me. Bow your heads.

All of them stared at me and I was ready to bestow them some blessings but they welcomed me like…

"How long?"

…

Welp, Everyone, this is about to turn r-18. Imma finally show them the BBC.