I Am Overpowered And A Comedian In Another World

What I if told you,

You the read first line wrong?

Same the with second line!

And also the third.

Anyway, the blue eyed, blonde haired Hero kneeling just in front of me told me to cum.

Of course I won't do that.

"What do you mean?" I asked.

The Hero smiled. "You have to come with us."

"Oh. You meant come. My bad. Anyway, stand up first."

All the ten Heroes stood up.

"You all are strong. You can defeat the Aliens. There is no need for me."

"Yes. We can defeat Aliens. But you, my lord, you killed an Awakened Alien. The strongest type of Alien. We need you."

He is calling me 'my lord'? If he called me that again I might really cum. But I don't want to get into this fighting business.

"Look, man. I don't want to go with you. I am happy here. I don't want to wander around and search for Aliens. I want to do shows and become renowned as a great comedian."

Why am I telling my goals to him? Just to increase the word count?

"You can do shows with us. We have countless soldiers under us. They also have powers. You can become a comedian while being the Hero King." The blue eyed Hero said.

"Countless soldiers? Do they also have superpowers?"

I thought only some special people got some powers from the Supreme Man.

"Yes, my lord. They also have powers but not as good as us Heroes and not as nearly as good as you."

I see. But if they have countless soldiers..

It seems the blue eyed hero figured what I was thinking as he said :

"Yes, my lord. Countless soldiers mean a bigger audience. This village only has some people but there are many soldiers. Your reach will reach the end of the world."

I am really liking the sound of it. I am very close to accepting the offer. But I don't want to leave my grandma.

"And there are many girls too."

"I am in."

The blue eyed Hero's eyes lit up. "Really?"

"Yes."

I was in. I wanted a love life. In my previous life, my right hand had lost all its lines due to the lack of any girls in my life. I had to resort to my left hand because of that.

But not this time. I am bestowed good looks by the Supreme Man. I have six packs, I am the Hero king, I am also being recruited at some kind of government job right now. No matter how you see it, I am a green flag, heck I am a forest.

I turned to the audience.

"Everyone, I am leaving." I announced.

The audience stood up from their seats.

"Sure." That's all they said.

Though, my family cried.

"Take care, my son."

"Keep drinking milk."

"You never drank my milk but you will be fine."

My father was still stuck on making me drink his milk. How will he even do that? What kind of porn he watched growing up?

Anyway, I knew they would be fine without me as they were idiots. I only cared about my grandma.

I looked at her and she was also crying.

"Take care of yourself. You are blessed by God. Just don't forget about this old woman."

I smiled. "Don't worry. I will send all of you money regularly. Just stay happy. And make sure grandpa doesn't do any Orcs. He won't be able to satisfy those women."

Everyone laughed and I focused on the ten Heroes again.

"Who is the leader among you?"

The blue eyed hero came forward. "It's me, my lord."

"What's your name?"

"It's Erect."

Pardon? Why is it erect right now? Wait..

"Is that your name?" I asked.

"Yes, my lord. I am Erect."

"No wonder your first dialogue was 'cum.'"

The blue eyed Hero, Erect, frowned.

"Forget it. You all can fly, right?" I asked.

The Heroes nodded.

"Then show me the way where you all live."

"But you should at least have some armor or something. A weapon too. The Aliens can attack anytime where we live. That's why we brought a sword and armor with us."

Erect took out something from thin air. It was a golden armor and heavy broadsword.

Why a broadsword though? I am not Berserk and worthy enough to wield it. And I don't need these things anyway.

"I have something of my own. See this.."

The Supreme Man alloted me 6969 skills, so I used one of them right now.

[ Protection From Penetration ]

Ignore the name but as the other Skills, this one is also useful.

I used it and out of nowhere, a beautiful black armor wrapped itself around my body with two swords on my back.

With this I can't be penetrated by anyone.

"You are really our King, my lord." Erect said, bowing his head.

"Of course. Now take off in the sky. I will follow you soon."

"As you say."

SWISH!

All the ten heroes took off and I was alone on the stage.

The audience was still there and I gave them one last look.

"Take care, all of you. Don't worry about me. I will be safe. Bye!"

Everyone also waved their hands and before I could get emotional because of leaving my grandma, I also took off in the air.

I can also fly.

[ Dodge The Towers ]

This is the name of the Skill that helps me fly and I don't want to get too much into the details of its name. Like, why does it mention towers when it's related to something like flying in the air.

I flew very fast and caught up to the Ten Heroes.

Erect was flying in the front and I joined beside him.

"Tell me where we are going." I asked.

"All the ten Heroes of this Continent, Titilis live in the biggest Country."

"What's the name of the biggest Country?" I asked, already knowing the name would be outrageous.

And Erect proved me right..

"K Cup."