Journey to the West: Break the entire Western Heaven!

Chapter 90: Three Funerals Take Action



Fortunately, Sun Wukong had his indestructible body and the Jingu Bang in hand, no matter how fiercely the Rakshasa woman attacked, he didn't leak a drop.

Sun Wukong planned to wait until the Rakshasa woman cooled down before borrowing her Banana Leaf Fan.

As a result, after a long attack with no success, the Rakshasa woman shouted angrily, "Stubborn ox, if you want to mess around so badly, I'll help you roll far away!"

After speaking, the Rakshasa woman opened her mouth and spat out a small fan.

As the fan caught the wind, it expanded, she grabbed it and fanned Sun Wukong right away!

In an instant, all the air currents between heaven and earth stopped moving.

Then a cold wind burst forth, howling from the ground to the sky!

Sun Wukong didn't even have a chance to block it and felt his body instantly lose control, being blown away by the fierce wind.

Drifting through the air, like a leaf in a flood, powerless...

Only then did Sun Wukong realize the terrifying power of the Banana Leaf Fan.

Sun Wukong tumbled through the air all night...

By the time dawn arrived, he managed to stabilize himself and used the Thousand Catty Fall towards a small mountain, finally coming to a stop.

Looking around, he recognized the place, he had actually been blown to the Mount Sumeru!

Sun Wukong chuckled bitterly, "That woman is formidable, her one fan sent your Old Sun flying tens of thousands of miles to Mount Sumeru... I wonder if the Bodhisattva Lingji is home, or has he gone out looking for dogs again?"

While he was muttering, he suddenly heard the sound of a bell in the distance.

From afar, Sun Wukong could see a monastery appearing and disappearing within the mist, and he leapt to the entrance of the temple.

He saw Bodhisattva Lingji sitting at his own doorstep talking to a large black dog.

Sun Wukong blurted out, "Bodhisattva, you really have a dog!"

Before Bodhisattva Lingji could respond, the dog jumped up and started cussing, "Dead monkey, look before you speak. I'm not his dog!"

Upon closer inspection, Sun Wukong realized the large black dog had jet-black fur and a robust physique, and importantly, he looked a bit familiar, "Are you... the Howler!"

The Howler snorted, "Indeed, I am your venerable doggy grandpa!"

Sun Wukong pulled out his Jingu Bang, tilting his head and asked, "What did you say?"

The Howler, fearless and brash, shouted, "I said I am your grandpa!"

Sun Wukong, looking at the fierce Howler, gave a thumbs up, "Awesome!"

He didn't want to bother with the dog lacking manners, looking directly at Bodhisattva Lingji.

Bodhisattva Lingji smiled and asked, "Great Saint, what wind blew you in?"

Sun Wukong replied with a bitter smile, "It's a long story, by the way, Bodhisattva Lingji, do you have a method to calm the wind?"

Bodhisattva Lingji was taken aback and then smiled, "I do have one, but my Wind-Calming Pill has already been borrowed."

Sun Wukong asked, "Who borrowed it?"

Bodhisattva Lingji replied, "The Buddha."

Sun Wukong was speechless; if it had been a normal person who borrowed it, he could still chase after them and request it back, but if it was the Buddha who borrowed it, he truly had no recourse.

After a brief chat, Sun Wukong turned and left.

Watching Sun Wukong's retreating figure, the Howler commented, "Bodhisattva, isn't your Wind-Calming Pill still here?"

The lethargic Lingji Bodhisattva said, "If he's following Golden Cicada, he would definitely need to borrow the pill, but now we absolutely cannot lend it to him."

Xiaotian Dog asked, "Just because he's following a fake Tang Sanzang?"

Lingji Bodhisattva shook his head and said, "If he were following someone else, it wouldn't matter much, but that bald guy's character... I'm worried it'll be a one-way ticket."

Xiaotian Dog: "@#¥..."

After pondering for a long time, Sun Wukong thought it best to avoid a woman in a fury, so he simply went back to find Tang Sanzang.

Still in the air, he saw in the courtyard below, the Six-Eared Macaque was performing the chest-crushing boulder trick...

Sun Wukong almost burst out laughing but managed to descend obediently and explain the situation.

After hearing Sun Wukong's explanation, Tang Sanzang put down the sunflower seeds in his hand, "So you mean, we can't borrow the Banana Leaf Fan?"

Wiping sweat from his forehead, Sun Wukong said, "We might... have a chance if we snatch it forcefully."

The Six-Eared Macaque quickly shouted, "Master, shall I give it a try? Although her Banana Leaf Fan is powerful, as long as we're heartless and deliver a stealthy blow from behind, we can surely succeed."

Upon hearing this, rage flared in the elder's eyes…

These people all depended on the Iron Fan Fairy for their living, and now this monkey was suggesting robbing her—how could he not be furious?

Tang Sanzang waved his hand and said, "Be careful... we are good people, and fighting, killing, or robbing are absolutely out of the question."

Hearing this, Sun Wukong and others rolled their eyes at him, thinking, "You haven't been robbing monsters all this way up…"

However, the elder was pleased, nodding secretly in approval, still thinking that this long, human-looking monk had high morals, unlike those others who not only didn't look human but also didn't act human.

Sun Wukong said with a bitter smile, "Master, as you've understood, our relationship with Princess Iron Fan isn't good, mere sweet talk won't work without some tricks."

Glancing at him, Tang Sanzang said, "The main issue is you incompetents. Come on, let me show you how it's done!"

With that, Tang Sanzang stood up.

The others immediately followed…

Seeing this, the elder quickly advised, "Esteemed monk, please extend your mercy and do not harm the Iron Fan Fairy, she is a good person."

Tang Sanzang waved his hand, "Don't worry, I am also a good person, and good people do not harm each other."

The elder was then reassured.

Tang Sanzang and his group made a big jump and arrived at the entrance of Banana Leaf Cave on Emerald Cloud Mountain.

Sun Wukong asked, "Master, should I call out?"

Tang Sanzang said, "Wait a moment… Wujing, take out all our delicacies. As the saying goes, there's no feud that a good meal can't resolve; if there is, then two!"

At that moment, Princess Iron Fan was sitting inside the cave sharpening her sword with a furious face, gritting her teeth and cursing, "You damned ox, just you wait, watch me flay your hide!"

Just then, Sun Wukong's voice came from outside, "Sister-in-law, oh sister-in-law! I know you're upset, so I've come with our master to treat you to something tasty, to lighten your heart!"

Hearing this, Princess Iron Fan snorted coldly, "You are thoughtful, monkey, but… what we eat is not important, let me hack at you two more times first!"

After expressing herself, Princess Iron Fan, holding two long swords, charged out. As soon as she opened the door, she shouted, "Monkey, prepare to die!"

But when the door opened, she saw a huge cauldron set up outside. Next to the cauldron, a shiny bald-headed man with a pig, two monkeys, a four-meter-tall stout man, and a horse were all gathered around the pot eating meat!

Another fire was roasting a huge ox head, which sizzled and oozed oil that crackled as it dripped into the fire.

But that was not the important part—why did that ox head look so familiar to her?

Princess Iron Fan looked closer, but despite recognizing the familiar outline, she couldn't tell who it was since the fur was already removed.


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