Journey to the West: Break the entire Western Heaven!

Chapter 91 The Style of That Fart



Princess Iron Fan turned to look at Tang Sanzang and his companions, frowning as she said, "Sun Wukong, what exactly is it that you want to do?"

Sun Wukong spread his hands and said, "It's not what I want to do, it's that my master wishes to invite you for a meal."

Princess Iron Fan smiled, "Invite me for a meal? I fear there's no feast without a purpose, right? You don't seriously believe that by merely inviting me to eat, I would lend you the Banana Fan?"

Tang Sanzang said, "Lady Bull, your words are amiss. I invite you to dine mainly because I wish to offer you an apology."

Princess Iron Fan asked with suspicion, "An apology?"

Tang Sanzang said, "Previously, my disciple deceived Lady Bull, and I feel that was improper, so I specially brought good meat to apologize to you."

Princess Iron Fan frowned, "What do you mean?"

Tang Sanzang said, "That Ruyi True Immortal was killed by me."

Upon hearing this, Princess Iron Fan's eyes flashed coldly as she pointed her sword at Tang Sanzang and angrily said, "And you still dare to come see me?"

Tang Sanzang, with an innocent face, said, "I know that if I came alone, you would certainly not lend me the fan, so I brought your elder brother with me."

Princess Iron Fan looked at Sun Wukong instinctively and asked, "Since when is he my elder brother?"

Tang Sanzang shook his head and said, "I'm not talking about him, but rather..."

Tang Sanzang looked toward the pot...

Princess Iron Fan's expression changed drastically, "Bastards, you actually ate my elder brother?! Tang Sanzang, don't push people too far! Do you know who my husband is? He is the Great Saint who pacifies the heavens, the mighty Bull Demon King!"

Tang Sanzang hastily waved his hands and said, "Lady Bull, it's a misunderstanding!"

Princess Iron Fan immediately breathed a sigh of relief, it's good they hadn't eaten him.

Then she saw Tang Sanzang pointing at a bull's head nearby and saying, "I've not only eaten your elder brother, but also your husband. That's the Bull Demon King's head, would you like to taste it to see if it's the same old flavor?"

Upon hearing these words, Princess Iron Fan was as if struck by a thunderbolt out of a clear sky.

That bull's head had looked familiar to her from the start, and now upon closer inspection, wasn't that the Bull Demon King!

Seeing this, Princess Iron Fan's eyes turned blood red, rage boiling in her heart, she drew out the Banana Fan and roared, "You baldy, go to hell!"

Whoosh!

Suddenly, darkness fell upon heaven and earth, a howling gale arose, blocking out the sun!

Sun Wukong, having once suffered the wrath of the Banana Fan, dare not stand in its way again, and quickly hid behind Tang Sanzang.

Zhu Ganglie cried out, "Master, protect the meat!"

Tang Sanzang, hearing this, immediately got up, rolled up his sleeves and yelled, "It's okay to hit people, but flipping the table is not okay!"

Princess Iron Fan didn't care for that, whirling the Banana Fan she started a furious sweep; the howling winds turned into a black dragon charging straight at Tang Sanzang, clearly this time she truly intended to kill!

Seeing this, Tang Sanzang didn't dodge. Instead, he grinned, took a piece of beef and threw it into his mouth, then opened his mouth wide and inhaled, "Suck!"

In an instant, Tang Sanzang sucked up the black dragon just like a giant whale drawing in water, then forcibly swallowed it whole!

From start to finish, that black dragon didn't even come close to touching the pot in front of Tang Sanzang!

Witnessing this scene, Princess Iron Fan's eyes were about to pop out of her sockets.

As the owner of the Banana Fan, she certainly understood its terror. When deployed at full strength, even Daluo Golden Immortals would be fanned into losing their bearings and become dizzy, unable to regain their senses for days.

Yet this baldy didn't even flinch and even went so far as to swallow the sinister wind...

The sight of it made her scalp tingle!

When Zhu Ganglie saw this, he cracked a grin and said, "Master, that was a huge gust of wind, and you just sucked it in like that, awesome!"

Sha Wujing heard this and immediately took a brisk step out from behind Tang Sanzang, positioning himself to one side.

Before Zhu Ganglie could retort, Tang Sanzang bowed slightly, and then...

Boom!

A loud bang!

A pig, two monkeys, and a big white horse went tumbling through the air towards the distance.

Tang Sanzang touched his own pants blasted to tatters by his own fart and frowned, "Next time I gotta fart without pants on, otherwise it's just a waste of pants."

Upon hearing this, the Princess Iron Fan and Sha Wujing were speechless. For others, farting with pants off might be overkill, but it seemed just right for this guy…

After blasting the sinister wind out of his belly with a fart, Tang Sanzang patted his stomach and looked at Princess Iron Fan with a smile, "Lady Bull, can we talk heart-to-heart now?"

Princess Iron Fan looked at this seemingly cheerful bald guy, but inside, her heart felt as if it had plunged into an icy cave, shivering with cold.

At this time, Zhu Ganglie and the others flew back, looking at Tang Sanzang with aggrieved faces, and then carefully avoided standing behind Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang didn't bother with them, and instead sat down again and darkly, with threatening undertones, said, "Lady Bull, don't be mad. Come on, have a bite of bull penis to cool off."

Princess Iron Fan glared in anger.

Tang Sanzang, meanwhile, was picking his teeth and said, "If that's not enough, here's also steak, bull legs, bone marrow... Lady Bull, don't back away, come here, why don't we eat together?"

Zhu Ganglie also chanted, "Lady Bull, we're all family here, don't be shy!"

Sha Wujing sneakily added, "Lady Bull, we've got some top-quality steak here, perfectly charred, guaranteed to melt in your mouth!"

The Six-Eared Macaque chuckled and said, "Lady Bull, if you don't want that bull penis, can I have it?"

With each of them looking more ferocious than the last, their words weighed down on Princess Iron Fan, causing her to step back repeatedly.

But the thought of her husband being killed by these very hands...

The rage in her heart surged uncontrollably, and she clenched her teeth and declared, "You bald bastard, I admit, you're strong. But I, Princess Iron Fan, am not afraid to die. You killed my brother, annihilated my husband, So today, even at the cost of my life, I'm going to fight you to the death!"

Having said this, Princess Iron Fan took a step forward, ready to use her fan again.

Tang Sanzang looked wronged and said, "If you say I killed your brother, I'll own up to that, he had it coming. But your husband... he isn't even dead. Are you sure you want to fight to the death with me and then leave your rightful place to that vixen?"

At these words, Princess Iron Fan was taken aback, "What do you mean?"

Stroking his chin, Tang Sanzang spoke with a reminiscent look, "I did intend to kill your husband at that time, but I thought if I hit him too hard his body would be destroyed... and then I'd have nothing to eat. So I held back a little, and his spirit took the chance to escape... considering the time, he should have been resurrected by now."

Hearing this, Princess Iron Fan excitedly asked, "You're certain, he's not dead?"

Tang Sanzang gave her a disdainful glance and said, "He's your husband, not mine. Why would I care whether he's alive or dead?"

Sun Wukong quickly jumped forward and exclaimed, "Madam, didn't you receive the message earlier? That old ox has most likely recovered by now, otherwise how could he remarry? If you ask me, you shouldn't get too agitated. You know his situation. If people find out that his physical body was destroyed and he's just regained his vital energy, he would be hacked into pieces before he could even get married. His stirring up trouble now is just an illusion to mislead people!"


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