Chapter 92 Be the Master
Princess Iron Fan was also a clever woman. She grasped the meaning of Bull Demon King immediately when Sun Wukong hinted, but still cursed angrily, "That damn bull must have really fallen for his own act! Uncle Sun, you can't just ignore this, can you?"
As soon as she called him "uncle," Sun Wukong knew their relationship had grown closer, although he hadn't even started to laugh yet.
Sun Wukong felt awkward, and said with a bitter smile, "Sister-in-law, family matters are not right for me to intervene in."
Just then, a bald man came over and said with a grin, "Simple, just join their family and that settles it!"
Both Princess Iron Fan and Sun Wukong were dumbfounded, not understanding Tang Sanzang's intention.
Then, they saw Tang Sanzang turn around and shout, "Wufan, send out a message to the public, announcing that Wukong and Princess Iron Fan are getting married tomorrow!"
As soon as these words were spoken, Sun Wukong quickly objected, "Master, you mustn't mess around like this!"
However, Princess Iron Fan's eyes lit up...
Although she was still somewhat upset, she realized that even if she wanted to help True Immortal Ruyi avenge herself, she lacked the capability to do so. She figured that True Immortal Ruyi, wandering on the road of Yellow Springs, probably wouldn't blame her, right?
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Thus, Princess Iron Fan decisively put the matter out of her mind.
Seeing that Princess Iron Fan did not object, Tang Sanzang slapped Sun Wukong on the back of his head and said, "The bride herself hasn't objected, so why are you making such a fuss? It's settled then, like it or not! If you disagree, I'll have Wufan take your place."
Zhu Ganglie's eyes immediately sparkled!
Even though Princess Iron Fan had given birth, her figure was still top-notch, with a slim waist and long legs; especially her bountiful chest, which seemed fully capable of nursing both Zhu Ganglie and a baby simultaneously.
Seeing Zhu Ganglie's reaction, Sun Wukong, fearing that the reckless pig might do something inappropriate to his sister-in-law, reluctantly agreed.
Tang Sanzang laughed and waved his hand, "Don't just stand there, start preparing for the wedding! Little Six, you're fast, go send out the invitations!"
The Six-Eared Macaque was confused and asked, "Master, send out invitations? To whom? Do you even have any friends left to invite?"
Tang Sanzang paused and thought about it, realizing he indeed had no friends to invite in this world.
But no matter, if not friends, why not enemies?
So, Tang Sanzang quickly made a list: Guanyin Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra, Lingji Bodhisattva, Nianda, Nier, Lion Demon, Hong Haier, Rhinoceros King, Howling Celestial Dog, Zhenyuanzi, Black Bear Demon, Mu Zha, and others. He even wrote a separate invitation for Tang Seng, with simple words: "Dude, we share similar names but not the sound, and we do the same job, so we're kind of acquainted. Sun Wukong is getting married, why not come take a look?"
After writing them, Tang Sanzang handed the invitations to the Six-Eared Macaque. Looking at all the names, the Six-Eared Macaque was momentarily speechless.
Nevertheless, he diligently went about the task and carried the invitations out.
Zhu Ganglie, Sha Wujing, and the maids of Princess Iron Fan helped set up the wedding venue. It might be fake, but it had to look convincing.
As for Tang Sanzang, he wasn't about to do any work, happily chewing on a large bull head.
Little did he know, at this very moment, the Three Realms were thrown into chaos because of his invitations.
"What? Princess Iron Fan is marrying Sun Wukong?"
Yang Jian, who was meditating, almost fell off the mountain top in shock, staring wide-eyed and disbelieving as he exclaimed.
Howling Celestial Dog said, "Second Master, though this news is extremely ridiculous and the writer of the letter is absurd, I think this might actually be true."
Yang Jian laughed, then couldn't contain himself and burst into hearty laughters, "Interesting, interesting... hahaha... That mighty Bull Demon King claims to be the top demon of the Western Land of Cattle Gifting, Heaven kept him just to annoy the baldies at Mount Spirit. Now, his sworn brothers are digging his corner... hahaha, I can't take it, I have to see this!"
Upon hearing this, the Howling Celestial Dog quickly said, "Second Master, you can go, but let me tell you, you better be careful with that baldie."
Unfortunately, Yang Jian didn't take it seriously at all. Considering himself the foremost warrior of the heavenly court in recent times, he looked down on everyone, let alone a baldie?
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"What in the world is this?" Bodhisattva Lingji spat out a mouthful of tea from afar, staring at the invitation in his hand, his expression bizarre.
Sitting next to him, Bodhisattva Samantabhadra was also baffled: "Sun Wukong marrying Princess Iron Fan? This... this... hahaha... what is this mess?"
Bodhisattva Lingji said, "Such a bastard idea, I suspect it was conceived by that baldie. Although Sun Wukong is mischievous, he still retains the spirit of a gallant wanderer, a man of righteousness, he wouldn't do such a thing."
Bodhisattva Samantabhadra narrowed his eyes and said, "Even if it was that baldie's doing, Sun Wukong wouldn't agree. I also know Princess Iron Fan to some degree, she's a woman of virtue and loyalty, it's impossible for her to get together with Sun Wukong. By the way, hasn't the Bull Demon King been looking to take a concubine recently?"
Bodhisattva Lingji's eyes lit up, "This is a setup to disgust the Bull Demon King!"
Bodhisattva Samantabhadra nodded, "Most likely it is!"
Both exchanged glances, then laughed: "We must watch the Bull Demon King's drama; otherwise, wouldn't we be doing him a disservice after all these years he's been bothering us?"
After speaking, they stood up and walked outside. However, as they walked, they suddenly realized something: "Oh no!"
Bodhisattva Samantabhadra said, "If the invitations have been sent to us, hasn't that baldie sent them to others as well? If many people show up..."
Bodhisattva Lingji said, "Won't the whole world know that our grand plan of retrieving scriptures has been sabotaged?"
Cold sweat immediately covered their foreheads, and they hurriedly rushed towards Mount Spirit to discuss this matter with the Buddha.
As they hurried to Mount Spirit, they were stopped by Kasyapa: "Where are you two Bodhisattvas heading in such a rush?"
Bodhisattva Lingji said, "We have urgent matters to discuss with the Buddha."
Kasyapa smiled, "The Buddha knew you would come. He told me to tell you that he has gone to solve this issue. You need not worry, just wait quietly."
Upon hearing this, they immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
But then they became puzzled, where had he gone to solve it? How was he planning to solve it?
At that moment, Bodhisattva Guanyin also arrived, having heard Kasyapa's words, she asked, "Did the Buddha mention how he intends to solve it?"
Kasyapa smiled, "The Buddha said it's simple, scare them off from getting married!"
The three Bodhisattvas were taken aback, then exchanged glances and saw the joy in each other's eyes.
Bodhisattva Samantabhadra burst into laughter, "The Buddha has finally decided to act, the end for that fake Tang Sanzang is near!"
Bodhisattva Lingji said, "It's not that he won't be punished, just that the time hasn't come. He has been behaving outrageously for so long, and now the Buddha has finally decided to intervene."
Bodhisattva Guanyin also laughed, "With the Buddha's intervention, this matter will be resolved easily. By suppressing him, we too can have some peaceful days ahead."