Minato May Have Been Your Father But He Ain't Your Daddy

I am fucking pissed ... I lost the draft halfway through. I have to write this again...

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So Satsuki It is

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And anyone who's going to drop just cuz of this ... please feel free to do so and don't bother embarrassing yourself by announcing your departure cuz nobody gives a fuck if you are gonna leave or not.

Hell, I'm not gonna give a shit if you drop, and if you still leave a comment ....I'll just delete it cuz I don't want anybody to know of your existence lest you feel some amount of importance ... Yes I'm that petty .... Bite me Grrr

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JapaOuO You have convinced me.

Stand Proud! 

You can cook!

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Someone saying my take on Hestia is L 

Like what have you been drinking or smoking my brother?

90% of people agreed Hestia isn't bestia. She is a good waifu but not the best.

Like you 10% of guys weren't even able to provide any reasonable explanation, Hell there are so many characters in Danmachi that have better art than Hestia.

Most arguments were like Hestia Familia is easy to get into or she is a kind goddess and cares about her children. But you see I wasn't asking about familia or who is the best goddess, I was asking from a waifu standpoint. 

Imagine You are one of those Op Mc's and you go to Danmachi, joining a familia isn't a problem for you nor needed. So If you could pick someone wouldn't it be better to pick the myriad of much more attractive goddesses? Like Hephaestus ... she is literally the personification of a strong and cool wife.

And don't forget Haruhime.

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Why would I want Hestia when I can have Haruhime, who is gentle obedient and the personification of a loving wife you could only imagine in fantasy?

One guy said having Hestia to welcome you when you get back home would be very good, But imagine Haruhime in an apron welcoming you back home

" Welcome back Danna-sama " In that sweet and loving tone.

And she is a fricking fox girl! 

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Kushina was giving Itsuki a lap pillow while she slowly stroked his head with gentleness.

She slowly channelled the Kyuubi chakra into his body to alleviate his fatigue and heal some bruises.

'Heh~ You better thank me brat! ' A mocking voice resounded in her mind causing Kushina to grit her teeth. 

Kushina took a deep breath to calm down 'Thank You' Kushina said with great difficulty.

'Hehe~, Oh My~ You didn't have to, I was just helping out ' The Kyuubi replied in a very shy tone, but it was clearly fake, Kushina gritted her teeth at this Green tea bitch.

Kushina went back to taking care of her husband ignoring the annoying vixen inside her head...

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Itsuki was sore all over.

'Kushina really did a number on me ' Itsuki lamented. Itsuki wasn't feeling bad, on the contrary, he was happy that Kushina took it very seriously, and due to it he was able to improve a lot. 

Especially when she channeled the Kyuubi chakra to speed up his recovery then beat him up again .... he had to say it was pretty effective. 

Itsuki felt his decision to talk to the Kyuubi was for the best. With the help of the Kyuubi Kushina was one of the strongest in the whole shinobi world.

[ Physique: 2 Kakashi ] 

[ Spirit: 2 Kakashi ] 

[ Chakra: 1.90 Kakashi ] 

[ Chakra Control: 0.15 Tsunade ] 

[ Fuinjutsu: 0.003 Mito ] 

[ Taijutsu: 0.05 Guy ] 

[ Indomitable Will 10% ] 

Itsuki was ecstatic when he gazed at his stats, It was totally worth the beating. 

[ Congratulations on Breaking your limit ] 

[ Special draw commencing ] 

[ Cell Activation 1 % ] 

Itsuki felt a a soothing sensation over his body making him relax into Kushina's heavenly thighs.

{A.N: Go check MHA fandom, Cell activation } 

[ Mind Body Switch Technique 1% ]

Itsuki felt a little surprised at receiving the Yamanaka clan technique, it would be useful for him in the future. 

Kushina's voice broke him out of his reverie.

" It seems you are too tired to receive sensei's reward ~ " Kushina said in a teasing tone. 

Itsuki hearing this felt all the fatigue from his body wash away as he sat up from her lap, then picked Kushina up in a bridal carry then proceeded to rush inside the house accompanied by Kushina's giggles...

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Itsuki gazed at Kushina who was lying on his chest deep asleep and decided to rest himself so as not to wake Kushina up.

Although he didn't need to sleep, it wouldn't hurt to rest his mind and body for a few hours...

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After getting up early in the morning Itsuki was back on the grind. After grinding for an Hour Itsuki gazed at his stats. 

[ Chakra: 2 Kakashi ] 

[ Congratulations on breaking your limit ] 

[ Special draw commencing ] 

[ Chakra seal 1% ] 

Itsuki felt a refreshing feeling of something being formed inside of him, he got information on the seal and it was pretty good if he had to be honest. He can store all kinds of Chakra inside of it including Senjutsu chakra and Biju chakra. 

He felt really excited and decided to grind until sunrise ...

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Itsuki was in his restaurant relaxing after his daily Akimichi patrons left.

*Jingle*

He looked towards the entrance only to be surprised by the arrival of two people. One of them he knew and the other one was a short uncle who seemed to remind him of somebody.

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" Onii-sama~! " Kurenai rushed towards Itsuki and hugged him while rubbing her face all over his chest to get her daily dose of Onii-sama's scent.

Itsuki felt a hostile glare only to see the uncle glaring at him. Itsuki was a little confused, he didn't understand why this uncle was hostile to him, was he Kurenai's relative.

But as far as he knew Kurenai didn't have any relatives and this uncle was a little sleazy to be related to Kurenai, he resembled a monkey and Kurenai didn't look anything similar to that.

" Kurenai... This... Who is this uncle? " Itsuki asked a little confused as he gazed at the uncle who after hearing him dropped the cigarette in his mouth and was glaring at him while clenching his fists.

" pfft~" Kurenai nearly laughed out loud after hearing her brother's genuine enquiry.

"Onii-sama he is the same age as me, his name is Sarurobi Asuma and is my classmate, he just looks a little sloppy " Kurenai said while trying not to laugh.

"Y-You! " Asuma was seething as he pointed his trembling finger at Itsuki.

'Oh... So he is the old man's son' Itsuki suddenly understood why this uncl- *cough* no this young man seemed familiar.

He was the Hokge's son, but looking at Asuma, Itsuki couldn't help but think that he was a waste. Unlike Hiruzen his son was truly an iron waste who lacked the diligence to train properly and wasted away his time.

Although Itsuki's talent was trash he would have still worked hard, but it was a pity the previous owner gave up training from a young age.

" Ah! It's Asuma-san, Please do forgive my negligence " Itsuki said in a professional tone as he apologised for the earlier mistake.

" Heh! When I heard Kurenai speaking about your shop I thought it would be some great place, but it seems it's only so so " Asuma snorted at Itsuki's apology as he replied in a tone filled with contempt.

Kurenai's gaze became freezing as she gazed at Asuma with a look that was filled with disgust.

" It's laughable to think you call this shoddy establishment a restaurant " Asuma began to belittle Itsuki more, he thought he looked cool in front Kurenai as he taught this weak pretty boy a lesson.

But he failed to notice increasing coldness in Kurenai's eyes and the only reason she didn't do or say anything was due to her Onii-sama stroking her head, causing her to momentarily ignore this worm.

Itsuki on the other hand had a small smile on his face.

" Please Get Out "

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Again ... I'll say it again.... I don't like Asuma.

Nothing you say would change my mind, I get solace in bullying Asuma. Even his name is trash.

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