Minato May Have Been Your Father But He Ain't Your Daddy

A round of applause to ....

DaoistDemonEyesKyo 

This down bad mf was able to convince me.

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Naruko 

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Satsuki 

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Asuma felt like he heard it wrong .... Did this pretty boy just tell him to leave?

Asuma was about to open his mouth but Itsuki's calm voice cut him off.

"Out" It was like he was telling a stray dog to move away ... No even stray dog will be treated with better respect than him.

Asuma clenched his teeth fiercely, it was the first time he was treated like this, whenever he went to any shop he was treated with the utmost respect. 

Asuma guessed it was because they knew he was the most talented shinobi in Konoha. Well he was the future Hokage after all, it's only natural.

But now he felt utterly humiliated in front of his crush, and if he let this go then he wouldn't be Sarutobi Asuma.

"Hmph!" Asuma snorted coldly before walking out.

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Itsuki narrowed his eyes at the door which had a few cracks due to Asuma slamming it shut before going.

Itsuki felt a little pissed but took a deep breath to calm down. Shitting on him was okay ....but breaking his things was not.

It seems like Asuma would lose his Anal virginity to his uncle Danzo in the future.

"Onii-sama, is it okay? won't he cause trouble for you? " Kurenai asked with visible concern in her voice.

"It's ok " Itsuki said in a calm voice while patting her head causing her to calm down a little, but she was still a little worried.

" But his father is the Hokage " Kurenai couldn't help but be worried.

Itsuki just laughed a little and ruffled her hair " You fool ~, You think the Hokage is going to do something over such a small matter " Itsuki teased Kurenai as he felt she was stupidly cute.

Kurenai was embarrassed as she buried her head into his stomach while mumbling " Onii-sama you meanie" ...

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Hiruzen was sitting in his office going through the piles of paperwork when he suddenly was disturbed by a loud and obnoxious shout.

" Old man! " Asuma shouted annoyedly the moment he entered inside the Hokage office.

He didn't care that his father was swamped by paperwork and started complaining about a civilian who was running a shady and illegal restaurant, who most likely was using cheap and expired ingredients and when confronted about it kicked him out.

Asuma asked that Hiruzen should tell the police force to arrest this person and teach him a lesson and close down his shop and prevent him from conducting business in the future.

After telling all of this Asuma could clearly see Itsuki's swollen face stained by tears and snot while Kurenai would run over to him realising his coolness...

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 Hiruzen had only had one word to describe his feelings at the current moment....Disappointment.

Hiruzen was ashamed to think that this failure originated from his ballsack. 

"I'll look into it " Hiruzen said a little half-heartedly as he wanted to chase this brat out.

" Okay, Okay" Asuma replied in his annoying voice as he walked out with a smug grin.

"Kiyome!" Asuma heard Hiruzen's shout as his secretary went inside the office, while she passed by Asuma didn't forget to give her a wink, with his charming face she might already be swooning over him.

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But too bad she wasn't nearly as good-looking as Kurenai...

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"If that brat comes again, just kick him out " Hiruzen replied sternly to his secretary.

"Yes, Hokage-sama! " although Kiyome didn't know why she didn't ask any further questions...

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Mikoto has reached her patience limit with Fugaku.

She tried ....she really tried but she really couldn't put up with his arrogant and stuck-up attitude.

She always wondered if these foolish Uchina clansmen still believed they were in the era of Madara, were still blind to the decline of the clan.

Maybe Fugaku knew ... But at the end of the day she couldn't care less, she couldn't give a damn about this clan, say for a few individuals.

She had asked Fugaku to be present for a family dinner because she was planning on visiting Itsuki and Kushina with her children but declined stating he didn't have time to waste for a nobody.

This made Mikoto bristle as he referred to Itsuki as nobody and told her she represented the face of the Uchiha clan and shouldn't tarnish it by mingling with people beneath her status.

Mikoto very politely...told him to fuck off...

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Because Satsuki was a girl he didn't even spend any time with her, that was fine with her as she didn't want him influencing her baby girl like what he did to Itachi.

Maybe she should go meet Kushina and Itsuki and being with them might clear her negative feelings...

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* Bam* * Bam*

Loud sounds echoed as fists clashed against each other and Itsuki got hit by a bunch of fists and kicks.

But Itsuki still persisted.

Pain was momentary!

Gains are eternal!

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He got beaten up healed, beaten up healed.

This cycle continued for a long time until his body couldn't take it anymore and fell down due to exhaustion.

But Kushina quickly caught him in her embrace and proceeded to give him a heavenly lap pillow while slowly healing him.

Itsuki took this time to inspect his stats.

[ Physique: 2.4 Kakashi ]

[ Spirit: 2.4 Kakashi ]

[ Chakra: 2.3 Kakashi ]

[ Chakra Control: 0.20 Tsunade ]

[ Taijutsu: 0.10 Guy ]

[ Fuinjutsu: 0.005 Mito ]

[ Cell Activation 10% ]

[ Chakra Seal 5% ]

[ Indomitable Will 15% ]

Pretty satisfactory results, but he was unwilling to stop here and wished to have enough strength to live a comfortable life with his family....

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Is it gay if I write Sasuke as a female and Naruto too , like it's Naruko and Satsuki in this fic , how the fuck is it gay .

I'm not complaining but just baffled , both of them are girls , they were born girls and are completely straight.

How is it gay , a dude accused me of being gay and announced he was dropping ( like I give a shit )

Another one also said it was gay and he cant

This level of gayness ....like I'm genuinely confused .

But the people who announced they were dropping , I instantly deleted their comments.

Because I am a man true to my words , and that loser from a month ago accusing me of forcing the MC's character ...Yeah he is back with another dumb review, I deleted it ofc.

Dumb reviews are not appreciated , how do you know I forced the character when it's my character. Bro thinking I'm translating this , how ignorant and self important do you have to be .

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