Minato May Have Been Your Father But He Ain't Your Daddy

There have been a few comments stating I didn't get it, or I didn't comprehend it.... But believe me I did.

How could I not when you guys were screaming from day one.

Give a child to Kushina, get Kushina pregnant.

Yes I understand... But do you understand.....

You do not!

Getting her pregnant at a time like this is just foolish, Danzo is still alive, Pain is fine and kicking, Obito is alive and well, Madara is awaiting his return, The most Filial son in anime, Black Zetsu.... Is just being filial.

And despite knowing all this you want her to get pregnant, and become vulnerable to attacks.

No matter how strong he is, there is always a risk.

You must be smoking crack or something if you think Itsuki will jeopardise Kushina's safety.

And also many said, to make Naruko his second child let Natuto be the big brother, like how... Itsuki has black hair and Naruko has blonde.

I don't know how much of a big brain you used to comment that... Very smart suggestion.

Naruko is like a female version of Naruto but hotter, how would Itsuki produce that from his ballsack, Naruko looks like Minato, not Kushina.

Some of ya all need to think before posting dumb shit, I'm not saying you are dumb but I'm just saying you post dumb shit.

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3 people and 2 babies were sitting at the dinner table.

Naruko was intensely staring at Satsuki causing the latter to glance at the direction of Naruko for a few seconds only to turn away unintrested.

*Baby noise*

Naruko was babbling something as if she was enraged, flailing around in Kushina's arms.

This caused Satsuki to glance at her and just open her mouth to say something unintelligible but it seemed to make Naruko go wild.

Naruko was flailing around wildly causing Kushina to be helpless.

"Let me " Itsuki volunteered with a smile as he picked Naruko up and put her on his lap.

Naruko instantly calmed down and giggled a little as Itsuki poked her tummy and cheeks.

Naruko's infectious laughter made everyone smile a little except for one stoic baby.

*jiiiiiiiii*

Itsuki felt a strong stare on him and when he looked for the source he was met with Satsuki who was staring at him without blinking.

Itsuki was confused as he didn't know what to do, looking at the stoic-faced baby which he found quite cute, Itsuki reached out to Satsuki who obliged by raising her arms.

Itsuki put Satsuki on his lap and let Kushina hold Naruko. Satsuki's lips curved up slightly as she threw a short glance at Naruko. Naruko had a betrayed expression on her face as she gazed at her father...

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{ Rewards will be given for each of these milestones, 1,2,5,10,20,50,100,200,500,1000. and so on }

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3 days later

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Itsuki was sweating a little due to the intense training, how could he not train more when he could feel the gains coming?

Itsuki felt that Cell activation was too good along with Accelerated development it was such a hax.

Itsuki gazed at his stats.

[ Physique: 5 Kakashi (1 Guy ) ]

[ Spirit: 5 Kakashi ] 

[ Chakra: 4.9 Kakashi ] 

[ Chakra Control: 0.50 Tsunade ] 

[ Indomitable will 40% ]

[ Taijutsu: 0.40 Guy ] 

[ Fuinjutsu: 0.05 ]

[ Cell Activation 40% ] 

[ Teaching: 0.40 Orochimaru ] 

[ Cooking: 3.2 Teuchi ] 

[ Der Weiß Ritter der Tafel 30% ] 

Itsuki was a little surprised to find that his physique was equivalent to Guy's. But before his thoughts were broken by the sound of the system notification.

[ Endurance 1% ]

[ Mental Shields ]

Endurance huh....he could think of more than one way to use this ability.

As for mental shields, it solved his problem with mind readers or fuckers who wish to brainwash him. And it gets stronger with his spirit.

With this new ability, he decided to grind his chakra stat too before ending the training session...

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[ Chakra: 5 Kakashi ] 

[ Congratulations on breaking your limit ]

[ Chakra has vitality ] 

That was a simple yet confusing explanation. Was he the next Hashirama cell's replacement....will his cells heal everyone?

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Konoha's most handsome and talented youth Asuma was in a very bad mood. How could he not be when Kurenai ignored him for three days straight.

If it was any other girl, Asuma would have cursed them for not knowing what was good for them, like who could refuse a hunk like him. 

He was so handsome that when he smiled at a woman they would laugh immediately ... and he knew for a fact that it was a good sign because a man who can make a woman laugh is just too good and he Asuma was just that good.

Especially the woman from the brothel always said his package was cute and she said she never had anything his size inside her, although Asuma felt something weird with her words he didn't dwell on it.

In fact, it just proved how awesome he was, He was handsome, talented, had a good package, and was going to be the future Hokage.

And with all these qualities he took his time chasing a girl, but it seemed she was truly ignorant and couldn't appreciate his charm.

Well, He...Asuma was a patient person and he knew sooner or later she would fall for him.

While Asuma was walking through the streets he saw Kurenai and was about to go say hi but stopped when he saw her entering a shop with a sign 'Tengoku'.

*Tsk*

Asuma clicked his tongue and walked away, it seemed he would have to go see that brothel lady who was in need of his attention. 

Asuma didn't know why but he noticed some bumps on his thing but when he asked the brothel woman, she said it only made his thing cuter. Well Asuma was satisfied, it seemed even god was on his ...Sarutobi Asuma's side... 

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