Naruto: Max Skill With One Click

"Aren't you going to chase them?" Konan asked, unable to contain herself. She saw the fleeing cultists as walking bags of money—fifty million ryō! A fortune for Akatsuki. Kai and Kakuzu's inaction seemed incredibly wasteful.

If Konan knew that in the original story, Kai prepared six hundred billion explosive tags to fight Obito, she'd probably have a heart attack. And if Kakuzu knew how his hard-earned savings were being casually disregarded, he'd likely burst from his grave.

"The Land of Hot Water is in ruins. Do you think they have any money left?" Kai rolled his eyes. "And when are you getting out of my arms?"

Ah!

Konan's cheeks flushed crimson. She realized she was clinging to Kai's neck, being held in a princess carry. She quickly disentangled herself.

But without Kai's support, she began to fall.

"Sigh, such a naive girl. If you weren't so pretty, I wouldn't have bothered saving you," Kai, with a surge of lightning, landed first, catching Konan in his arms.

Feeling his strong arms again so soon after their previous embrace, and his face so close, Konan's face burned. She mumbled, "Thank you."

"That's it?" Kai raised an eyebrow.

Konan froze, then her face turned bright red. "You… you're so mean!"

"I'd never do that!"

"Oh really?" Kai released her.

Konan landed hard, her backside stinging. She cried out in pain.

"I asked how long you planned to stay in my arms. Can you keep your thoughts pure?"

You!

Konan rubbed her bottom, glaring at Kai.

"Boss, I just received intel. The Daimyo is dead, but his heir is still alive. We might be able to get some reward money from his head," Kakuzu said, approaching calmly. He wasn't interested in their playful banter, but he was meticulous about money.

"Leave it to me, Kakuzu-sama. You rest," Kuraki quickly stepped forward. With Kakuzu and Kai present, they were essentially sitting ducks. They needed to make a good impression to survive.

"Oh really?" Kai glanced at the still Hidan, coughing. "I suggest you prepare yourself."

Prepare?

Kuraki, seemingly unfazed, picked up Hidan's bisected body. Their eyes met, and Kuraki's face paled.

"Oh my god!"

Kuraki threw the body away, collapsing onto the ground.

"You bastard! You dared throw me! I'll curse you!" Hidan roared, his plan foiled. But Kai bisected him again from head to groin, rendering him completely immobile. Unless someone stitched him back together, the immortal Hidan would be permanently incapacitated.

"Boss, someone's coming. I'll take his head for the money," Kakuzu said, staring intently at Hidan. Fifty million ryō was a significant temptation.

"No, don't kill me! You said I could be your subordinate! I'll do anything!"

"What's with that look? You don't… you know…"

Seeing Kakuzu approach, Hidan panicked, begging hysterically. Konan and the others watched in stunned silence.

"Alright, play dead. After Kakuzu gets the fifty million, I'll heal you," Kai stopped Kakuzu. Their goal was to recruit Hidan, and they couldn't disappoint Kakuzu.

"Deal. But he can't touch me," Hidan repeated, eyeing Kakuzu warily.

Kai feigned seriousness, nodding repeatedly. If Hidan knew Kakuzu would be the one to "heal" him—stitching him back together, including his… nether regions—he might actually prefer death.

Hours later, Konan and the others watched as the Land of Hot Water officials arrived, examining Hidan's body and expressing their gratitude. Someone tearfully handed the fifty million ryō to Kakuzu. Konan and the others twitched. They'd feared Hidan might suddenly curse them.

"Thank you for eliminating the Jashin Cult. If you ever visit again, we'll treat you well," the Daimyo's heir said, shaking Kai's hand before departing with his officials.

Once they were gone, Hidan opened his eyes, unleashing a torrent of curses. Then he saw Kakuzu approaching impassively.

"What are you doing?! Boss, what's going on?!" Hidan panicked as Kakuzu dragged his body into a half-collapsed room, his screams echoing.

"No, don't touch that!"

"What are you using to sew me?!?"

"My… my size isn't that small!"

"Bigger! Make it bigger! Why are you sewing it to my leg?! Boss, I want someone else! I curse you! Don't touch me!"

His hysterical screams echoed through the ruins. Konan's face flushed. She was inexperienced, but even in wartime, she knew about teenage pregnancies. The memory of Kai's embrace made her face burn.

"Are you feverish?" Kai's voice suddenly cut through the air. His warm hand rested on Konan's forehead. She gasped and took a step back, but quickly stopped herself.

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