Naruto Shippuden: The Rise of Armpits Village

In the women's restroom, Sakura had just finished throwing up. As she stepped out of the stall, her face was pale, and her stomach still churned from the nausea.

She walked over to the sink, splashing cold water on her face before gripping the edges of the counter. Her reflection stared back at her—eyes burning with frustration.

Her fists tightened. She gritted her teeth, then suddenly threw her head up and let out an angry shout.

"That... was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!!"

But Sakura wasn't alone in the bathroom. An old woman, who had been washing her hands at the sink beside her, flinched at Sakura's outburst.

"Keep it down, will ya?! You nearly gave me a heart attack!" the old woman scolded, shooting her an irritated glare.

Sakura blinked, startled by the sudden reprimand. "I-I'm sorry, ma'am! I didn't even notice you were there…"

The old woman huffed, clearly unimpressed. "A ninja didn't notice an old lady standing right next to her? Fantastic. We're really in good hands," she scoffed before storming off into a stall.

Sakura stood there, completely dumbfounded. As if she wasn't already dealing with enough, now she had to get scolded by some random old lady? She let out a heavy sigh and turned back to the sink, rubbing her temples before muttering under her breath,

"Ugh… I swear, I'll slap her and shove that damn mayonnaise from her armpits into his mouth and—" She froze mid-sentence, her eyes widening as the horrifying mental image resurfaced.

Sakura imagined Ino, standing there, both arms raised… mayonnaise smeared all over her armpits…

"Kyaaaaa... Not again!!" Sakura screamed before doubling over and throwing up for the second time.

Before she could even catch her breath, a loud crash echoed through the restroom. The sudden noise made her jump as she whipped her head toward the source.

"H-Huh...!? What was that...??" she exclaimed, her voice laced with alarm.

The broken stall door creaked open, and out stepped the same old woman—her eyes blazing with fury.

"Hey, you! You think I didn't hear what you just said?!" she barked, pointing an accusatory finger at Sakura. "So, you wanna slap me?!"

Sakura's heart nearly stopped. "W-What?! No, no, no! That's not what I meant—"

The old woman cut her off, her voice rising. "And mayonnaise?! From my armpits?! Into my own mouth?! What kind of twisted nonsense is that?!"

Sakura's face turned pale. She frantically waved her hands in front of her. "No, no, you completely misunderstood! It's not about you, ma'am! I swear!!"

Her voice cracked with desperation, but the old woman wasn't buying it.

"I'm not stupid, you know," the old woman sneered, cracking her knuckles as she took a step closer. Her other hand gripped a bottle of mayonnaise tightly. "Since you're wearing a sleeveless shirt, this'll be real easy."

Sakura took a step back, her instincts screaming at her to run.

"Kids these days… No manners at all. Looks like I'll have to teach you a lesson myself!"

Sakura's eyes darted to the mayonnaise bottle, dread creeping up her spine.

"N-Nooo!!" she shrieked, sheer terror washing over her as she braced for whatever nightmare was about to unfold.

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Back at the table, Ino stood with her arms spread wide in front of Naruto, which made him occasionally took a glance at her armpits.

Asuma noticed Naruto's fidgeting and smiled, "What's wrong, Naruto? You look so tense."

"Oh Uhh.. No-Nothing.. My stomach Just feeling a bit full.. That's all haha..", Said Naruto as he tried to play it cool, discreetly crossed his legs to hide the growing dampness in his pants because of his cum.

"Haha, really? You should eat more, because I have ordered a few more dishes," Asuma said, giving him a thumbs up.

"T-Thank you, Asuma Sensei. I didn't expect you to be so nice--" Naruto's words were cut short as he saw Kakashi lean in to whisper something in Asuma's ear, causing him to burst out laughing.

Naruto furrowed his brow, "U-Uhm, what is it, Kakashi Sensei?"

"Hahaha.. It was nothing! Sorry to bothering you.. But I believe you will definitely get that special dish besides you someday", Asuma said with a smirk.

"What special dish? What are you talking about?" Naruto asked, confused.

"Well only if you know what i mean", Said Asuma smirked.

And then Naruto immidietly got silent for a while and suddenly panicked, "A-Ah! I-It's not what you think, Asuma sensei!", Shout Naruto.

"Hahaha... Relax, I won't tell anyone", Said Asuma as he continue to laugh.

Naruto blushed as he felt embarrassed and suddenly clenched his fist and pointed it at Kakashi who was sitting next to Asuma, "GRRRR.. HOW DARE YOU, KAKASHI SENSEI!!".

"Nope.. I didn't tell him your deepest secret", Said Kakashi while eating sushi with an innocent face.

Naruto then frowned and thought in his mind as he felt betrayed by Kakashi who just instantly exposed his deepest secret, "Urgh.. I'll never trust you again, Kakashi sensei..!!! Ever!!".

"Hahahahahaha.. But believe me, Naruto, it taste better than ramen..!", Said Asuma as he giving him a wink.

"Woah, Really...!??", Said Naruto as he suddenly standing up.

Ino was still wiping her armpits using a tissue while she occasionally sniffing it, "Geez... the fishy smell of the mayonnaise doesn't want to go away...!", said Ino annoyed.

"It mixed with the deodorant that i just used..! Ugh.. It smells so terrible!", Said ino as she keeps grumbling while looking at her left armpit.

Naruto, who just heard Ino's words immidiately stared back at her armpits.

"F-Fishy smells !? Deodorant ?? G-God...", Thought Naruto in his mind as he tried to get the smell of her armpits by sniffing the air as hard as he can while drooling at the same time.

Choji, who sat besides shikamaru also stared at her armpits while he kept his eyes on the tissue that Ino was holding to wipe her armpits and thought in his mind, "No one can take that tissue.. Only me!"

Shikamaru who had been watching Ino's action with a disdain immediately frowned at her, "Absolutly Disgusting...!".

"Huh !? I'm just telling you the truth, Shikamaru!", Said ino.

"You idiot.. Go clean your armpits in the toilet! You're making me lose my appetite because of that crappy armpits of yours..". Shout Shikamaru while he put his hand on her forehead.

"Huh, Crappy..?? What did you just said..!?" But Ino stopped shouting as she accidently looked to the right and surprised to see Naruto staring lustfully at her exposed armpits.

"A-Aaaaaahh!!", Ino shocked as she immidietly put both of her arms down.

Naruto also surprised and panicked as he immediately turned his gaze to another direction and pretending to whistle.

"G-Gaaah.. How could i let this idiot enjoyed the view of my armpits for so long! Gosh.. I better get away from this damn pervert..", Though Ino on her mind.

"Whatever.. Just go away!", Said Shikamaru.

"Alright, Fine!", Said Ino.

As Ino started to walk away, Naruto immediately putted on an annoyed face and thought, "Ugh.. shikamaru, you're as retarded as Sai..!!".

Naruto kept glancing at Ino who had just walked a few steps towards the cashier, and then he saw Ino threw the tissue she had used to wipe her armpits into the trash can behind Choji's chair and continue to walk.

Choji, who had been watching the tissue, quickly jumped and caught it before it fell into the trash. He fell into the ground by making a loud sound that makes everyone on the table immidietly looked at him.

Choji smiled and thought in his mind, "HUOOOOO YEAAAH!!! I GOT IT!! OH HEAVEN HERE I COMEEE!!".

And then, Choji started to laying on the ground with both of his eyes closed and sniffed the tissue as hard as he can. Shikamaru who noticed Choji laying on the ground with both of his eyes closed worried and immidietly approached him.

"Hey Choji, what just happened to you ?", Said Shikamaru.

"Oh, Uhhh.. The floor is very slippery and it made me slipped.. hehe", Said Choji as he faked his laugh.

"For a second, I thought you fainted from seeing that disgusting incident earlier. Ugh.. Let's just not talk about it..", Said Shikamaru as he gave him a hand to help him up.

"Ah alright! Thank you, Shikamaru!", Said Choji as he immidietly got up while still holding the tissue.

When Choji and Shikamaru sat back, suddenly there was a crackling sound from the trash can which made them both turned their heads into that direction at the same time. they were both surprised to find naruto was digging up the trash can, which made the trash that were inside scattered all over the floor.

"Urgh.. Where is it !? where is it !? where is it !?", Naruto said to himself as he continued to dig the trash to look for the tissue that Ino threw.

Shikamaru doesn't want to know what Naruto's after and immidietly turned around again to finish his food. Choji still looked confused at Naruto and asked him, "Uhmm.. What are you doing there, Naruto !?".

"I'm looking for something sacred that fell from heaven!", Said Naruto.

"Something sacred ?? What is it exactly ?", Asked Choji while he scratching his head.

Naruto stopped digging for a second and shout to Choji, "It's a tissue with a smell of divine! God, I can't lose it for real!!".

"A tissue ?", Said choji while he looking at the tissue that he grabbed on his hand.

A few minutes later, Choji suddenly changed his face expression after he realized Naruto was looking for the tissue that he was holding and immediately rushed to pocketed the tissue into his pants.

"So ? Have you seen it ?", Asked Naruto.

"Uhhh.. N-No i'm not! To be honest, I don't think i have ever seen any tissue on the floor, Naruto", Said Choji stuttered as he tried to lied.

Shikamaru who had been listening to Naruto and Choji's conversation realized the things that Naruto's looking for and suddenly lost all of his appetite.

And then, he immediately stood up from his chair, pouting up his lips and said, "Okay, that's it! I'm leaving".

"You're Leaving already ?", Said Asuma as he look at shikamaru.

"Yeah! I really need to relieve my mind.. At least for a day like this. Anyway, thanks for the treat Asuma..", Said Shikamaru as he poked Asuma's shoulder.

"Sure.. Alright then, take care", Said Asuma.

Kakashi glanced at Shikamaru's food on his plate which was still a lot and immidietly asked him, "Your food doesn't seem to have been touched at all, are you really full?"

"Feel free to eat it, Kakashi sensei..", Said Shikamaru.

"Alright, thanks Shikamaru!", Said Kakashi as he pulled Shikamaru's plate in front of him and began to eat it.

Shikamaru started to walk away to the main door and Choji immediately rushed over to him, "Hey Shikamaru, Wait!". Shout Choji.

"Hey, what just happenned ? Why are you leaving so early ?", Said Choji.

"Ugh.. I just can't stand another weird shit that will happen again today! It's making me sick!", Said Shikamaru as he putted on an annoyed face.

"Uhmm i see.. Okay then Shikamaru, Guess i'll go back to my chair to eat some more. take care!", Said Choji as he waving at shikamaru.

"Sure, you too", Said Shikamaru. He then opened the main door and left the restaurant.

Naruto still keep searching for the tissue for a while but didn't find it and immediately gave up, he then returned to his seat with a sullen face and continue to eat.

Choji sat back on his chair and felt relieved. then he thought in his mind while occasionally looking at Naruto who keeps grumbling on his seat, "Phew, I'm glad that he didn't noticed! So, Naruto likes Ino's armpits as well huh ??".

After that, he pinched his eyes and smiled, then he added, "Well, I'm not surprised! Ino's armpits looks so delicious! Actually, i'm glad that i'm not the only one, but seems like i have a competitors now.. ".

but somehow, he suddenly felt worried as he remembered about Shikamaru, "B-But.. If one day Shikamaru finds out that I'm so crazy about Ino's armpits, our friendship will be ruined for sure!"

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Back in the toilet; Sakura slowly walking backwards to the restroom door. She quickly opened the door and immidietly ran back into the table while she keep holding her stomach, but then she accidently bumped into someone who just came out from the men's restroom, which made her fell to the ground in her butt.

"A-Awww", Sakura groaned on the floor with both of her eyes closed and then slowly opened her eyes and saw Sai standing in front of her, "H-Huh.. Sai ??".

Sai then giving her a hand, and she took it as he helped her to get up.

"A-Ah, Sai! Sorry for bumping into you, i wasn't paying attention... There's a crazy old woman trying to chase me..!", Said Sakura while wiping the dust off her skirt.

"Just watch your steps next time..", Said Sai.

"Urgh.. my head hurts! You know what ? It's all because of Ino! I just can't stand seiing the mayonnaise anymore because of what just happened at the table earlier. It was absolutly disgusting!", Sakura Grumbles as she holding her head with both of her arms.

"Ino ? Mayyonaise ? What are you talking about ?", Asked sai as he confused with the things that Sakura talking about.

She then looked at Sai and asked, "Huh !? Wait the minute, do you know the incident that just happened back on the table ?".

Sai then answered, "No, I was in the restroom this whole time..".

"Ugh.. I thought you just did the same thing as i did on the toilet..", Said Sakura.

"....", Sai confused and said nothing.

Sakura sighed and said, "Alright listen.. You probably won't believe me, but Ino just poured a plate of mayonnaise sauce into her armpits and i... Ughhhh... you will not understand even if I explained it to you".

Sai then closed both of his eyes and smiled to Sakura, "i see.. What a wild imagination you have there, ugly. I wonder what other weird things that you have in mind", Said Sai.

Sakura immediately shocked and yelled at Sai with an angry face, "H-HUUUUHHH !!!??? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! DO YOU THINK I'M JOKING !?".

"Do you honestly think that I would believe that ? I'm not the type of person that can be fooled that easily", Said Sai as he tried to read her facial expression.

"WHAT THE HELL !?? How could you not believe on me !? I-I'm serious you emotionless idiot!", Said Sakura, while she clinched her arms with an angry expression.

Sai opened up his eyes and said, "It's simple.. You smells like a rotten eggs, that's all..".

Sakura who heard Sai's words suddenly lowered her head and thoughts in her mind, "Gosh.. How could i forgot to wash my armpits back when i was on toilet..!!".

After Sakura was silent for a few seconds, she then confidently showed her armpits by raising her right arm up and shouted at Sai,

"HE-HEY!! I'M NOT STINK..!!".

The smell that came out from Sakura's armpit immediately made Sai reflexively pinch his nose, "Better get your arms down, before people knows how bad your armpit smells like", said Sai.

"YOU WANT ME TO PUNCH YOUR NOSE !?", Shout Sakura angrily with her face suddenly blushed because of the embarrasment she had.

"You are probably the one who poured mayonnaise into your own armpits..", Said sai with a smile.

"I'm not!! There's no way i'll ever do such a disgusting things!!", Shout Sakura.

".....", Sai said nothing but smiled.

"W-Well.. If so, what's the correlation between the smells of an egg and a mayo then !? You don't even have logic to think about that!!", Asked Sakura.

"I don't even know how someone like you could came up with such a things like that", Said Sai.

"I AM NOT!!", Shout Sakura.

"Seems you are..", Said Sai with a smile.

"NO. I'M NOT!!", Shout Sakura again.

"You are..", Said Sai again still with the smile.

The debate continued for a few minutes until at some point, a waitress came and approached the two of them, "Lady, please don't make a loud noise in the restaurant, you are disturbing the comfort of other customers", Said the waitress to Sakura.

"A-Ah, i'm so sorry sir!", Said Sakura.

After the waitress leaves, they both got silent until Sai suddenly said, "Yes you are..".

Sakura then sighed in frustration and lost her temper and then, she started to clenched his fist.

"Ughhh... you know what !? TAKE THIS!!", Shout Sakura as she directly slapped Sai on his left cheek.

Sai got hitted and groaned in pain while holding his left cheek that looks swollen,"A-Awwww...".

"That's what you get! Talking to you is one of the most pointless thing in the world!", Said Sakura as she started to walk away from him.

A few moments after Sakura left, Sai still standing for several minutes and saw Ino coming from the cashier holding the wet tissue that she just got. Ino, who also saw sai immediately smiled and walking towards him, "Ah.. Hello Sai! ", Greet Ino as she waved at him.

"Oh.. Hey", Said Sai as he keep rubbing his left cheek.

Ino suddenly noticed that Sai's left cheek was swollen and immediately asked him, "Wait, what happened to your cheek !?".

"It's nothing, don't worry about it", Sai replied as he began to smile and closed his eyes.

"Hmmm... it looks like a slap, but.. kyaaa! You're so strong! Please ask me if you need any help it, Okay!", Said Ino as she blushed.

"Sure", Said Sai.

"Uhmm, So.. What are you doing here ?", Asked Ino.

"Not much, just been talking to someone who just did something disgusting", Said Sai.

Ino who heard Sai's words immediately closed both of her arms tightly and worried, "S-Something disgusting ? D-Do you mean tha---", Said Ino as she suttered.

And then Sai suddenly cuts ino's words before she finished her sentence, "Sakura just spread slander about you", Said Sai as he opened his eyes.

"E-Eh!?? A Slander ?? About me ???", Asked Ino surprised as she thought Sai's talking about her armpits mayonnaise incident.

"She just told me that you smeared a mayonnaise into your armpits like a deodorant..", Said Sai as he pinched his eyes.

Ino, who heard and saw Sai putted on a serious look suddenly panicked, "GWAAH! No, no, no, Sai.. S-She lied! I can explai--".

"I knew she had lied from the beginning... It's an impossible thing for someone like you to do", Said Sai as he cuts Ino's words again.

"H-Huuh ??", Ino fell silent and surprised. She didn't expect Sai to not believe on what Sakura said to him, which were actually the facts. Ino immidietly felt relieved and suddenly blushed when she found out that sai trusted her more than sakura.

"Uhhh.. Yeah!!! Th-There's no way that i could ever do such a weird thing as that, yuck!!", Said Ino while she stuttered.

And then she stared at sai for a second and pretended to be angry and started to support his thought, "Urgh.. What the hell !? that flat chested forehead!", Shout Ino.

And then she added, "You know what ? If only you knew how bad her armpits smells like, I'm sure you'll understand! I think she made up things to cover up her own armpit smell..!!".

"Good point, her armpits smells like a rotten egg", Said Sai.

"Exactly! I'm started to think that she's the one who smeared a mayyonaise into her own armpits as well! How Disgusting..", Said Ino again as she tried to keep the conversation.

"I thought about that too", Said Sai.

After that, Ino keeps grumbling about Sakura for several minutes until at some point, she started to put her left arm above her head, which she unwittingly made Sai accidentally whiff the pungent fishy smell from her unwashed armpit.

Sai didn't say anything and just stared at Ino who just continued to speak in front of him. After Ino finished a few sentences, she realized that sai didn't give her any response and just standing there with an expressionless face.

Ino then confused and asked him, "Uhmm.. Sai, Why are you suddenly stoned like that ?"

"....", Sai didn't said anything and still remained silent with both eyes stared at her armpits.

Ino noticed that Sai's gaze was fixed on her left armpit. She immediately smiled as she felt that her efforts to attract Sai's attention had succeeded and then she thought in her mind, "KYAAAA.. I-IT'S WORKS!! H-He really got attracted to my armpits..!!".

Ino then thought in her mind again as she putted on a cynical face and pinched her eyes, "Haha.. Sorry to say, but fuck you Sakura..! Feel free to call me stupid anytime but THIS things that you called disgusting Is actually works! Anyway, thank you for your perverted mind, Naruto..".

And then Ino felt so confident and began to putted both of her arms up behind her head and asked him again with a lewd smile, "Uhmm.. Is everything alright, Sai ??".

"N-No, I just.. Suddenly smelled something funny around here", Said Sai as he looked away from ino and covered up his nose.

Ino, who just realized that she haven't washed her smelly armpits using the wet tissue that she just got, immediately panicked and reflexively lowered both of her arms down.

"G-Gaaah!!", Shout Ino as she closed both of her arms thightly.

Then, they both fell silent for a while. Ino realized that her efforts were not working at all. She started to get nervous and acting strange as she afraid that Sai just realized the stench that he inhaled was the smell of her own armpits.

Sai continued to stare intently at Ino which made Ino tremble even more. And then, when ino started to say something, Sai suddenly looked away from her and opened up his mouth,

"Seems like the smell of Sakura's smelly armpits still hasn't gone away huh? I didn't expect the smell would last this long..", Said Sai.

"WH-WHAAT !?", Thought Ino in her mind as she suddenly surprised to know that sai still thought it was the smell from sakura's armpits.

"What's wrong ? You suddenly acting really strange. Did you just smelled it too ?", Said Sai.

"Uhhhh.. Ye-Yeah! I-I.. smelled it too..!". Said Ino as she tried to answer while shaking.

"But I don't know why, it smell different and... much worse. Don't you think ?", Said Sai.

Ino confused about what else to say and started to make an excuse to stay away from Sai before he finally find out about the truth.

"A-Ah.. Anyway! I really need to go to toilet now. My stomach suddenly hurts! Uhmmm... See you later, Sai..!", Said Ino stuttered as she slowly backed away.

After a few step back, Ino immediately walked quickly to the women's restroom and left Sai alone. Sai suddenly confused with Ino's strange behavior, he just stayed silent and watched her walk until she entered the restroom.

As ino was already in the toilet, she immediately leaned back against the wall. she peeked a little at the place where sai was standing, but she didn't see sai in there anymore.

Ino then lowered her head in disappointment, "I.. I should have known that sai wouldn't be attracted to weird things like armpits..", Thought Ino as she clenched her fist.

After few minutes, She suddenly punched the wall and screamed, "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING !? I JUST WASTED MY TIME ON THAT DAMN MAYONNAISE..!! SO FUCKING DISGUSTING..!!!".

Sakura returned to the table. Naruto saw Sakura and immediately smiled, "Oh hi, Sakura-chan! Are you okay?", Greet Naruto.

"I don't know, Naruto. My head feels like it's going to explode and my stomach still doesn't feel right" ,replied Sakura while holding her stomach.

Naruto who saw the opportunity to make his move immediately had an idea and smiled, "Then let me check your body temperature, Sakura-chan! But I'm sure I'll get pretty quick results if I check it directly on your armpit.." , said Naruto as he slowly walked towards her and pointed his forefinger into her armpits.

"Huh !?? It's only works with a thermometer you idiot..", Said Sakura.

"U-Uhmm.. No, promise me it will works with finger!", Said Naruto.

"Where did that stupid theory come from ??? No, I don't need your help. Leave me alone", Said Sakura annoyed.

"B-But, Sakura-Chan...", Said Naruto

"URGH.. I'M NOT IN A GOOD MOOD! JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME IF YOU WANT TO GET BACK HOME ALIVE..!!", Shout Sakura as pointed her fist at Naruto.

Naruto immidietly scared and ran back into his seat, "Gyaah!! O-Okaay, Sakura-Chan..".

Sakura sat back in her chair and return eating while placing her left arm on the table. A few moments later, she felt something sticky on her left elbow,

"Uhmm.. What's this weird things on my elbow?", Thought Sakura in her mind as she felt uncomfortable.

She immediately checked her elbow, which it's turned out to be a white liquid, Sakura's mind was still a bit muddled and not yet fully conscious which makes her immidietly poked it with her forefinger and reflexively tasted the white liquid by licking it.

"Y-Yuck.. This thing taste really weird..", Said Sakura to herself with disgusted expression.

"Is this a soursop juice ? Hmm.. Well i don't think anyone on this table has ordered it", Thought Sakura as she pinched her eyes.

After Sakura tasted it for the first time, She tried to figure out what's the liquid is by tasting it over and over for several minutes.

"Uhmm.. Miso soup ? Wait, No.. it's way too sour... and also stink", Thought Sakura confused as she smelled her finger.

"But it taste kind of bitter too.. I don't think i've ever tasted something like this before, some sort of vegetable juice i guess ??", thought Sakura again as she didn't realize that she had just tasted a little flavour of a deodorant.

Until at one time, she finally recognize it.

"Ah i knew it! It just a mayonnaise..", Said Sakura as she smiled.

After that, Sakura went back to eat her food, until at some point, she suddenly remembered something and stopped eating. And then, She fell silent as Her whole body started to shiver.

"W-WA-WAIT.. A MA-MAYONNAISE.. !?", Said Sakura as she dropped her spoon.

"P-Please... D-Do-Don't tell me that i just..", Sakura scared as she slowly turned her head to the left.

Sakura shocked as she saw the mayonnaise plate still upside down on the place where Ino was sitting, which made Sakura remembered everything and suddenly screamed,

"KYAAAAAAAAA... NOOOOOO..!!! I JUST.. ATE THE MAYONNAISE..!!!"

Sakura's scream startled Naruto and everyone inside the restaurant, which made all of them suddenly turned at her. Choji accidently dropped his meat to the ground while kakashi and Asuma closed both of his ears with both of his hands as they both surprised.

"Hey, what just happenned there ???", Shout some random people.

"S-Sakura-chan !?", Said Naruto shocked as he looked at her.

"Hmm ??", Asuma nodded to her.

"Uhmm, is there anything wrong with your food, Sakura ?", Said Kakashi confused.

"Well, It's a normal reaction for someone who just tasted the new menu of Yakiniku Q for the first time, Kakashi sensei, it's so good..! right Sakura ?", Choji added.

Sakura didn't replied anything. Her whole body slowly weakened and her face turned pale, she also felt her vision began to blur. After a few seconds of silence, she suddenly fell and lay unconscious in her chair. Her mouth immediately foamed and made the people around her panicked.

"W-Wha..!! Did she just got poisoned !?", Said Choji as he stopped eating and dropped his spoon.

"Gaaaaah... Sakura-chan..!! W-What just happened !? Are you alright !?", Said Naruto as he stood up and tried to approach her.

"Wait, don't be careless, Naruto.. Let me check", Said Kakashi as he stopped Naruto.

"A-Alright Kakashi sensei..", Said Naruto worried.

Kakashi stood up from his seat and immidietly checked her.

"Is Sakura-chan okay? I don't see any scars or bruises on her skin. She just fainted for unknown reasons.. What just happened to her ?!", Naruto frantically asked him.

"Don't worry, maybe it's because of the fatigue from the mission we did earlier", Said Kakashi as he tried to calmed him down eventhough he clearly knew the real reason why she fainted.

Kakashi then picked Sakura up in bridal style and said, "Alright, no need to be worry Naruto.. I'll drop her to the hospital right away".

Naruto felt relieved and said, "Uhmm.. Alright Kakashi Sensei, just please tell me if you need any he--- UAAAAHH!!"

Before Naruto could finished his words, he suddenly saw sweat dripping from Sakura's armpit onto Kakashi's jacket which made him turned on and immidietly change his sentence.

"AAAHHH!! No, no, no, Kakashi sensei! Let me help you to--", Shout Naruto.

But Kakashi shunshened away from the restaurant before Naruto finished his sentence and leaving the men behind.

"hmm looks like there's a lot of drama going on today", Said Asuma.

"....", Naruto didn't said anything

After they both left, Asuma and Choji continued to eat while Naruto just stared at his food and felt very disappointed, all of the actions he had done to be able to sniff Sakura's armpit failed miserably. Moreover, Ino who was still cleaning herself in the toilet made him unable to see any more beautiful scenery.

And then, he started to glance at the armpits of random women who were eating in the restaurant to relieve his boredom, but sadly, he couldn't find the one that look as attractive as both Sakura and Ino. Which made him suddenly dropped his head to the table and frowned.

"Urgh, Why do things like this always happening to me.. It's not fair!", Naruto grumbled to himself as he felt that luck never came to him.

After scowled for a while, He suddenly whiffed a pungent smell that comes from his right that caught his attention. As soon as he turned his head to the right, he immidietly surprised as he saw the mayonnaise plate still lying upside down on the sofa.

He kept looking at it until at some point he remembered something,

"Wait.. I-Is that what i think it is !?", Thought Naruto.

And then his eyes began to sparkled. after a few second, he immidietly screamed in his mind, "Tha-That's... INO'S ARMPITS FLAVOURED MAYONNAISE..!!!".

Then, Naruto felt so excited and began to slowly sliding his ass to the right towards the mayonnaise plate. He tried to make sure that no one noticed his movements by glancing his eyes to the right and left.

After he finally got himself right next to it. He quickly bent down and scooped the left over mayonnaise that had been mixed with sweat from Ino's armpit on the plate into his spoon. He then immidietly slide back to his original seat with excitement.

Naruto smiled widely, he started to close his eyes and put the spoon in front of his nose and began to sniffed it as hard as he could,

"Hmppphhh...."

which made him suddenly imagine himself sniffing the actual smell of Ino's armpits that spread widely in front of his face.

However, as soon as he opened his eyes. how surprised he was to find the mayonnaise on the spoon he had grabbed suddenly disappeared.

'W-W-WHAT DID JUST HAPPEN?! WHERE DID THE MAYONNAISE GO?', thought Naruto as he just only blanked once and found the Mayonnaise are now gone!

Naruto then frantically looked around to see if there was any waitress who might cleaned the spot on an amazing speed, but they were busy serving the other customers and no one was near their table.

"How the fuck did the Mayonnaise disappear? Was it all just my imagination from the first place?", Naruto was thinking as he slowly started to lose his sanity.

But then, he shook his head and whispered to himself as he remembered something, "B-But.. I just sniffed the Mayonnaise and the smell was soooo real..!".

Naruto then looked at Choji and noticed him sniffing the Mayonnaise in his spoon, Naruto surprised and was about to jump onto him.

"Wait, Choji.. Don't eat it!", Shout Naruto.

But it was to late. Choji already ate the Mayonnaise, his eyes pupils sparkled and suddenly turned onto stars-shaped as he felt such of heavenly feelings on his whole body.

"Choji..! Did you just ate my--", Said Naruto.

"Hehe.. Sorry Naruto, my mouth slipped", Said Choji as he smiled and pretended to scratch his head.

Naruto couldn't believe on what he just heard, and then he screamed at choji as he felt very angry

"WHAT THE HELL !? DID YOU JUST ATE IT !!?", shout Naruto.

"U-Uhmm.. I'm Sorry, Naruto, i just.. I just wanted to know how's my teammates pits taste like", Said Choji as he blushed.

Asuma who heard Choji's answer immediately surprised, "Wait a minute, i didn't know you liked armpits too, Choji!", Said Asuma smiled

"WHAT THE F---!? SO YOU AIMED FOR HER ARMPITS TOOOO !?", Naruto shouted to him Again.

Choji just nodded slowly and didn't said anything.

"URGH.. HOW DOES IT TASTE !?", Naruto shouted even more loudly at Choji.

Choji didn't say anything and just gave Naruto a smirk, which made him even more annoyed and curious.

And then, Naruto clenched his fist and pointed it to choji, "JUST TELL ME..!! HOW DOES IT TASTE, YOU FATSO!!".

Asuma who heard Naruto's words suddenly turned at him with a frightened look. he immediately stood up and ran quickly to him.

"YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD MY STRUGGLE AR---", Naruto stopped talking as Asuma suddenly cover his mouth from behind with both of his hands.

"H-Hey, Asuma Sensei! Why are you--". But then Asuma immidietly cut his words, "Enough, Naruto! I know it's fact BUT.. Don't you ever call him fat again..!! if you talk any longer, things won't turn out well..!", Said Asuma with a frightened look.

"U-Uhmm.. B-But Asuma sensei.. You also called him Fat..", Said Naruto as he stuttered.

"Eh.. Am i !?", Said asuma as them both looked at Choji.

Choji, who heard Them both called him fat went silence for a while. then he looked up and suddenly shouted back with an angry looks on his face,

"I... Am... Not... FAAAAAAT..!!!! I'M JUST A LITTLE CHUBBY AND BIG BONED..!!".

"Ughh.. Crap", Said Asuma as he putted his hand on his forehead.

"GRRRR.. SUPER HUMAN BOULDER..!! ROLL - ROLL BOOMM..!!", Choji screamed as he using his jutsu.

"aaaaaaghh!!", Naruto screamed as he saw choji rolling towards both him and asuma.

But Asuma only sluglished and looked at it with a flat face as he knows what will happens next.

"Ah shit.. Here we go again".