Naruto Shippuden: The Rise of Armpits Village

Chapter 9: Holy Mother of Armpits God



Neji froze in shock, unable to believe the unexpected situation unfolding before him.

Tenten then sat down, raising her left arm and, with her right hand, gently spreading her armpit skin, striking a V-pose.

"Here, take a good look," Tenten said, her voice filled with uncertainty as she glanced at Neji.

His eyes locked onto Tenten's armpit, taking in the sight in high-definition for a full minute.

Neji blinked rapidly, trying to make sense of what was happening, but he couldn't look away.

After a moment, feeling the weight of the awkwardness, he quickly turned off his Byakugan and looked away, his face turning bright red. He muttered, trying to hide his embarrassment while sounding annoyed:

"What the hell is wrong with you!? That's disgusting. Just because I was looking at your armpits doesn't mean I have a thing for them. I don't get how anyone could find armpits arousing!"

Tenten lowered her arm, her lips curling into a mischievous grin. She laughed out loud, her voice ringing through the air. "BAHAHAHA! Relax! I was just joking! Lighten up a bit, will you? Your reaction was priceless, hahaha..."

Neji, his cheeks still flushed, crossed his arms and glared at her. "You think that's funny?" he asked, though there was a hint of embarrassment in his tone.

Tenten shrugged nonchalantly, still laughing. "Come on, Neji. I know you're a serious guy, but you've gotta loosen up once in a while. Life's too short to be so uptight all the time."

Neji sighed deeply, trying to shake off the awkwardness. "Can you please keep the sexual jokes to yourself? It's making me feel uneasy."

Tenten rolled her eyes playfully. "Ugh, you're so sensitive. Don't tell me you've never heard a joke like that before."

She leaned back on the tree, "If you're gonna be all stiff and serious all the time, you're never gonna have any fun."

With that, Tenten hopped off the ground and began to walk away. Neji, feeling regret for his earlier words, couldn't shake the thoughts racing in his mind.

Why didn't I enjoy the sight of Tenten's armpit a bit longer? Why did I have to say all those things?

He hesitated for a moment, then called out, "Hey, wait! Where are you going?"

Tenten turned her head and raised an eyebrow, "I'm tired and heading home. You coming?"

Neji, flustered and trying to act casual, stammered, "U-Uh... Sure."

As they walked home together, Neji couldn't help but feel the awkwardness growing. Tenten, with her hands casually behind her head, walked confidently ahead, completely unaware of the internal turmoil Neji was experiencing.

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The next day, Team 7 had returned from another successful mission and had already presented their report to the Hokage. Kakashi, the team leader, had an exciting announcement for them.

"Listen up, everyone. Sorry if I haven't told you guys earlier, but yesterday Asuma invited us to eat at Yakiniku Q, the restaurant down the street," Kakashi said to his team.

Naruto and Sakura's eyes lit up with excitement as they exclaimed in unison, "Really???"

Kakashi, nonchalantly continued, "We should thank him for the invitation, because of it, I'll be saving a huge amount of money as I won't have to pay for your meals. Especially yours, Naruto," he added as he walked casually in the back, reading his favorite porn novel.

Naruto, feeling annoyed, yelled, "You never treat us to ramen, it's always me or Sakura who ends up paying for everything!"

Sakura, sighing, added, "Naruto's right, Kakashi sensei. You always run away after we finish eating."

Kakashi, with a sly smile hidden under his mask, replied, "I won't pay for your meals, unless it's Sai's. You both have bottomless stomachs, especially you, Naruto."

Sakura giggled while Sai, being his usual blunt self, stated, "He needs to eat more to grow his 'thing'."

Naruto, fuming with anger, shouted, "What did you say?!"

While Sakura blushed lightly at the background.

"Alright, that's enough you two," Kakashi interjected as they approached the Yakiniku Q restaurant.

Sakura, feeling both hungry and tired, let out a big yawn and placed her hands behind her head.

"I'm starving and exhausted," Sakura said, sniffing her armpits discreetly and whispering in a low voice, "And, ugh, I really need a shower badly."

Sakura walked besides Sai, with Naruto on his left. Naruto couldn't help but steal glances at Sakura's armpits, but couldn't get a full view.

He glared at Sai, thinking, "This emotionless jerk is standing between me and Sakura's stinky armpits. I really want to sniff them."

After a while, Team Kakashi finally arrived at Yakiniku Q, where they found Team Asuma waiting for them at the entrance.

"Hello, everyone," Kakashi greeted with a smile, closing his eyes.

"So.. late as always, huh ?"" Asuma said with a smile.

"Hey, guys! Long time no see!" Choji exclaimed.

"What's up, Billboard?" Ino teased, smirking at Sakura's annoyed expression.

"Hello, Ino-pig. Long time no see," Sakura retorted.

Shikamaru rolled his eyes and mumbled, "Ugh, Women..."

"Guys, it's been a long time!" Naruto shouted excitedly, greeting Choji and Shikamaru.

They were having a conversation for a while, until at one time, Naruto suddenly glanced at Ino and was stunned to see Ino standing besides Sai, brushing off her hair and showing off her smooth armpits.

"H-HOLY MOTHER OF ARMPITS GOD!!", Naruto stuttered with excitement in his heart, he couldn't believe the armpits that Ino had.

"H-Her armpits are soo wide! And it looks more juicier than Sakura's! She could be the armpit goddess of Konoha!" he thought to himself, his mind racing with fantasies. 

As the rest of the group chatted amongst themselves, Naruto's fantasies started to kick in. He imagined Ino kneeling in front of him with both of her arms behind her head, allowing him to lick the sweat on her flawless and sexy armpits.

Ino, who was having a conversation with Sai, noticed Naruto spacing out and seemed to be deep in thought.

"What's wrong with Naruto? It's rare to see him so focused," she wondered.

"Something's a bit off about him.. Well, whatever, I guess he has changed.", Ino smiled at him and then continued her conversation with Sai.

After a while, Ino began to feel curious about what Naruto was thinking by noticing Naruto who was being unusually quiet.

"But uhmm.. I wonder if I can invade his mind easily without him noticing?"

Not long after, Ino subtly performed some handsigns to do her jutsu and pointed them at Naruto, "Alright, let's see what's on your mind!".

But what she found was not what she expected. As She Invaded Naruto's mind, she saw him unzipping his pants and rubbing his erect penis on her left armpit, as she knelt above him like a slave.

The moment Naruto ejaculated, Ino shocked and let out a loud scream, bringing the attention of everyone around. "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

The revelation Ino had uncovered in Naruto's mind shocked her to the bone. She felt so disgusted and disturbed and quickly left his mind as soon as possible.

"Gosh, Ino, what's wrong with you?", Shikamaru asked, irritated by her sudden outburst.

Ino ignored Shikamaru and immidietly pulled Sakura by the elbow, leading her to a secluded alley behind the restaurant to talk in private.

"Hey! Stop pulling me! What's wrong with you?", Sakura exclaimed as she was dragged along.

Once they were alone, Ino looked at Sakura with a serious expression with her feet trembled, "L-Listen, Sakura! I.. I need to tell you this!"

Sakura was confused, "Huh, what is it? What's going on?"

"T-There's something you need to know about Naruto. I mean, didn't you notice something weird about him? Just look at him!", Ino asked.

Sakura peeked over at Naruto behind the hole of the wall, who was currently loudly complaining about how hungry he was.

"What's wrong with Naruto? I don't see anything wrong with him, other than him being hungry", Sakura said.

Ino let out a sigh, "He's physically fine!. Trust me, he has a dirty and perverted mind. Look, I just invaded his mind and i found something disturbing when I felt that he's a bit off! I saw it with my own eyes!"

"Wait a minute, you did what? Invaded his mind? That's a huge violation of privacy! !? Ugh.. you have to learn on how to respect someone's privacy, Ino.. ", Sakura exclaimed, clearly upset about Ino's actions.

"Can you just shut up and let me finish?", Ino snapped, growing increasingly irritated with Sakura's interruptions.

"Fine, fine. Just say it already! what did you see that got you so worked up??", Sakura said, eager to get to the bottom of the situation and put an end to the conversation.

Ino took a deep breath and began, "Okay, so hear me out, In his mind, I saw Naruto... pleasuring himself... by rubbing his thing all over my armpits!"

"What do you mean by 'pleasuring himself' and 'his thing'? With your armpits? Huh?", Sakura asked, confused.

"Gosh, you're so retarded! It means that He was rubbing his PENIS all over my armpits!", Ino explained, her expression flat.

"What the.. HUUUUUUUUHHH!?!? W-What the actual fuck? He was doing what to your armpits? That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard!", Sakura freaked out, her mind reeling from the revelation. 

Sakura, who has been disgusted about Ino's explanation suddenly fell silent and looked at Ino.

"Well you know what.. quit lying around! I don't trust what you're saying..", said Sakura.

"Wait, what do you mean you don't trust me ? I've never lied to you before", said Ino.

Sakura was fuming at Ino and yelled, "Oh yeah ? If so, give me proof then. Naruto would never do something like that. I've never seen him trying to do anything with my armpits either! Ughh.. You're just making it up, with your twisted and disgusting fantasies, Ino! I'm out of here..!"

Sakura ran away from Ino, Ino tried to stop her but she was already far away.

"No, No, No, Sakura! Wait up.. You need to trust me!", shouted Ino as she tried to catch up.

Sakura entered the restaurant and sat on the long chair that Naruto also sat on. She was holding her stomach as she was starting to feel nauseous because of Ino's story about Naruto. It kept ringing and she slowly pictured it in her head. 

Naruto who was currently talking to Shikamaru and Choji suddenly looked at Sakura and asked, "What's wrong, Sakura-chan? Is there something bothering you?"

Sakura looked at Naruto with a smile and answered, "Nah, I'm just hungry. That's all haha.."

Naruto and Sakura sat next to each other but there was a big space for someone to sit between both of them.

After a few minutes, Sakura tried to fix her headband by lifting her left arm up, making her sweaty armpit exposed in the process. Naruto sneakily caught glances at her armpits which made him drool unconsciously, Making him wanted to sit closer to her so he could catch a smell of her armpits again.

"Now..! This is my chance!", shouted Naruto in his mind.

But, As he moved slowly closer to Sakura, Sai suddenly came from nowhere and ruined Naruto's plan by sitting at the space between both Naruto and Sakura.

Naruto was upset and glared at Sai, "HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING !?".

As Sai noticed Naruto's angry look and asked, "Is there something you want from me? Or did you want to sit next to ugly?".

Sakura overheard Sai calling her ugly and got mad quickly, shouting, "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!", and proceeds to punch him on the head.

Ino, who had just entered the room, quickly came to the rescue as she heard Sakura shouting at her crush.

"Ugh, Quit shouting at Sai, Sakura! He's a very sensitive person! Isn't that right Sai ?", said Ino.

"...", Sai said nothing and just smiled at Ino.

"Now, can you please move your seat to the right a bit, Sakura ? Hihi..", asked Ino, as she wanted to sit besides Sai. 

"Ugh... whatever!", groaned Sakura as she moved her seat to the right. Making the distance between her and Naruto longer.

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( Sitting position )

Sakura - Ino - Sai - Naruto

[ Table ]

Asuma - Kakashi - Choji - Shikamaru

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Naruto was very upset, knowing the fact that he didn't get to sit next to Sakura, or even Ino. At that moment, he noticed Ino's sweet behavior towards Sai as Ino was looking at him affectionately which made Naruto feel sad and jealous.

On the other side of the table, Sakura was deeply recalling her conversation with Ino. She could not believe the whole story and wondered if Ino was telling the truth or not.

"That's so sudden for someone like Ino to say such nasty things about Naruto, is she really telling the truth or is she just messing around? It's not nice to say such things like that to anyone.", thought Sakura as she recalled 'something' that happened in the past.

Then Sakura and Naruto got out of their thoughts when they got served their meal, as both of them shouted, "FINALLY!!".

Sakura then looked at Kakashi and nagged him, "You should treat us more like Asuma sensei! Even Captain Yamato is far better than you when it comes to taking care of the team.".

Naruto then added, "Sakura-chan is right, Kakashi sensei!".

Kakashi smiled and said, "There's no way I would pay for your meal, Naruto. No offence Choji, but Naruto eats more than you do, and even Sakura eats a lot like a madwoman so I'm not covering your food expenses or I'll end up broke for the rest of the month".

"That's enough guys, I'm sure that you're hungry and it's on me. So eat as much as you want". said Asuma.

Everyone smiled, dropped off the subject and started digging in, enjoying their meal. But Naruto wasn't fully happy as he kept looking at Sakura and thinking.

"Man, this is the worst day ever! This lustless bastard besides me always ruined my chance to get a sniff of Sakura's stinky armpits..!".

At the same time, Ino tried to find a way to get Sai's attention, "Hmm.. Let's see how can I get Sai's attention", Ino thought to herself.

Ino occasionally glanced left and right looking for topics to talk to with Sai, but she still didn't seem to find any ideas. Until one time she looked at Naruto who was staring at Sakura who was sitting on Ino's right.

"Ughh.. I know what you're trying to do, Naruto..", Ino sighed while she put on a flat face.

After Ino watched Naruto for a while, she started to have an idea, "Wait a minute... AH, THAT'S IT!! Maybe if I show off my armpits to Sai, maybe I could get his attention..!!". said Ino in her mind as she looked at Sai.

Ino then put her hands behind her head, pretending to tie her hair and take glances at Sai to see his reaction as she made sure that her white armpits were fully exposed to him.

She caught Naruto's attention but Sai didn't react, say anything or even stare at her, which made her feel a bit sad, but somehow Ino was still determined to gain his attention.

"There's no way I'm giving up that easily! I know that it'll be hard, but I believe that my sexy armpits will be the key to your heart.. hihi". Ino smiled and thought to herself.

Naruto whose eyes were locked at Ino, thought in his mind, "Gosh.. This guy has a full view of Ino's armpits but he's just as passive as ever, I wonder if he's gay! Turn right you idiot! Ughh... Ino's meaty armpits are so hot..".

Ino kept her hands behind her head for a solid 5 minutes, which made Naruto's mind go blank. As soon as Ino had eye contact with Naruto, he suddenly looked away. Ino sneered and thought,

"I don't want your attention.. Naruto! you can have this flat chested one besides me to lust for. My eyes are on Sai and Sai alone!".

Then out of nowhere, Sakura said with irritation in her voice, "Can you put your arms down?! Your stinky armpits are bothering me!".

Ino, shocked and ashamed, hesitantly lowered both of her arms down and yelled angrily, "THEY. ARE. NOT. STINKY!!".

"Like seriously, have you ever washed your armpits !? It smells like rotten onion", said Sakura.

"R-Rotten onion !??", shouted Naruto as he was surprised about the conversation between the two girls besides him. 

Ino felt ashamed but remembered something and slowly smirked at Sakura, then she immediately took out her perfume and held it on her hand, "Oh really ??? Why do I have this then ??".

"Wait, what ??", said Sakura surprised.

After that, Ino tilted her nose towards Sakura's left shoulder, raised her arms and sniffed her armpit while the others stared at them.

"H-Huuh ? What are you doing ?", Sakura asked.

"YUUUCK!! YOUR ARMPITS ARE THE ONE THAT SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN ONION, SAKURA..!!!", shouted Ino as everyones attention were on them, especially Naruto.

Sakura sniffed her own armpits for a second and shouted back to Ino, "NO, IT'S NOT! Don't you ever dare spread slander against me, Ino!".

While at the same time, she blushed and thought to herself, "Ugh.. She's actually right.. My armpits do stink.".

"Can you two knock that disgusting armpit topic off? We are trying to eat in peace here", Shikamaru said to both Ino and Sakura.

They both replied with a sigh while looking at each other and said, "Yes, sorry..".

"Why did you ask Ino to put her arms down? That's not cool, Sakura..", Choji thought as he felt so disappointed when Ino lowered her arms, at the same time, Ino was still thinking hard on how to get Sai's attention.

She then looked at the mayonnaise in front of Choji and smirked while thinking, "Heheh.. Guess I have another idea to get Sai's attention. Thank you for that nasty fantasy of yours, Naruto..!". 

Ino arranged her plan, then asked Choji, "Hey Choji, can you hand that mayonnaise besides you ?".

"Oh sure thing, here take it.", Choji replied with a smile as he gave the mayonnaise plate to Ino.

Ino smiled and took the plate from Choji, "Thank you!".

Ino then pretended to have the plate slip over from her grip by tossing it up. The plate flew over Ino's head while she faked a panicked expression, "A-Ahh.. Watch out!".

When the plate fell down, she immediately opened both of her arms wide, with the plate falling directly into her left armpit, which made her slightly sweaty armpit covered with white sticky mayonnaise which caught everyone's attention. 

Unfortunately, her effort was completely fruitless and ended up in vain, because she was surprised to know that Sai had left and was missing.

She didn't realize that Sai had gone to the toilet while she was busy thinking about her plans to attract his attention.

"H-Huuuh !? Wait... Where's Sai ?", shouted Ino.

Naruto, who was staring at Ino's mayonnaise filled armpit the whole time thought, "T-That.. L-Looks.. like.. C-Cuu--mm.. A-AHH...!!!".

He couldn't control himself and it didn't take long for him to ejaculate on his pants without any help of hands.

Shikamaru funnily put on a flat face and rolled both of his eyes while Choji drooled more than normal, his heart pounding so fast with both eyes glued at Ino's left armpit filled with mayonnaise.

With the view in front of him, he couldn't help but shout, "G-GOOOSSSSHHH!!!".

Asuma watched the scene with amusement as he noticed the men staring at Ino with excitement and lust in their eyes while Kakashi continued eating like nothing ever happened.

On the other side, Sakura turned her head to the left and suddenly screamed as she saw mayonnaise on Ino's armpit right in front of her face, "WHAT THE FU--".

"Ahh! I'm sorry Sakura!", Said Ino.

Sakura immediately stood up and grumbled at Ino, "That's it! You have gone too far! I'm done with this disgusting and perverted fantasy of yours!".

"No! I'm not like that! it's just an accident!", reasoned Ino.

The moment Sakura saw the mayonnaise dripping down Ino's armpits to the table, she couldn't hold back her nausea anymore and her body started to shiver.

 

"Uaaagghh!! P-Please Move away..! I wanna puke..! I-I can't hold this anymore..", shouted Sakura then dashing to the toilet.

"You're absolutely disgusting, Ino!", said Shikamaru.

"Ughh.. shut up Shikamaru! you're not helping at all! You better pass that tissue to me so I can clean this smelly stuff off..", Said Ino while she pointed at the tissue in front of him with her right hand.

"Yuck.. I don't want to get splattered with that damn stinky mayonnaise on your stinky armpit! Go get it yourself!", said Shikamaru.

"Ugh.. THEY. ARE. NOT. STINK... Ugh, you know what, Whatever!", said Ino.

"Haha, this really reminds me of something", Asuma laughed while scratching his forehead.

Ino stood up and started walking towards Shikamaru who was sitting in front of Naruto to get the tissue next to him, raised her left arm up.

As soon as Naruto saw Ino cleaning the mayonnaise on her armpit besides him, he envisioned his fantasy again and it didn't take too long as his erection kicked in and ejaculate again under his pants.

Naruto tried his best to keep his composure so that Ino wouldn't notice how aroused he is.

"G-Gaaaahhh!! T-This is really bad..!!", Naruto thought as he forced himself to sit down and eat slowly.


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