Naruto: Start By Punching Trees And Shocking Kurama!

"Hokage!!!"

"We beg of you…"

"Save the Shinobi World! Save our Sunagakure!"

"If you don't rein in Uzumaki Naruto, the entire Shinobi World will be destroyed!"

Tsunade and Shizune looked at the two old people crying and for the first time, they began to sympathize with their former enemies.

Chiyo sat on the couch, covering her face as she sobbed, her cries heartbreaking enough to move even the coldest soul.

Regardless of whether it was genuine or not, Tsunade felt that at least the two of them were emotionally connected.

She didn't even need to think hard, as there was a high probability that Naruto had caused another massive explosion in Sunagakure.

'Or maybe he demolished a few dozen buildings.'

She knew the other party exaggerating the situation was nothing more than an attempt to morally blackmail her!

'I, Tsunade, the Godaime Hokage of Konoha, would never fall for this.'

Even though she had only been in office for a short time, she still had some experience in dealing with Naruto.

Konoha Village has been blown up so many times, and she personally dealt with every one of them.

'These people just had no perspective.'

Tsunade looked at the two old people, cleared her throat, and then spoke in a calm tone, "Go ahead."

"How many explosions did Uzumaki Naruto cause in Sunagakure?"

Shizune turned her head and looked at Tsunade in disbelief.

'How could Tsunade-sama speak so lightly about that yellow-haired delinquent?'

'According to her previous character...'

'Shouldn't you smash a table first to cool down your anger?'

But these words made Chiyo and Ebizo abruptly stopped crying and they looked at Tsunade in confusion.

'What the hell???'

'Could it be that Uzumaki Naruto has also caused trouble in Konoha Village?!'

The two looked at each other, and a very bad thought instantly appeared in their minds.

'Oh no!!'

'Could it be that Tsunade have already known about the problem with the yellow-haired delinquent a long time ago...'

'Then just dump this trouble on us!?'

'Damn it!!'

'No wonder she agreed so quickly to send the Kyubi's Jinchuriki to Sunagakure!!'

'So you've been setting us up from the start!!'

The two former Sunagakure's higher-ups felt their hearts sink with despair.

They deeply, deeply regretted their decision.

And they were also furious that Tsunade hadn't warned them in advance.

But since they still need the other party's help at this time, they can only be patient for the time being.

Otherwise, according to the insane ideology of ​​the Cult Mechanicus about transforming the body, and the crazy speed of its spread...

In a few years, the entire human race in the Shinobi World will be destroyed because of this.

This wasn't an exaggeration!!!

Tsunade saw the two's expressions changing every second and kept thinking to herself, 'It's bad…'

'Could it be that Naruto blew up the entire Sunagakure?!'

'Damn it!'

'Is that kid really going to start a Shinobi World War!?'

'Can't he think about the village?!'

'At least remember that your girlfriend is still in Konoha!'

Although Tsunade looked calm, she was very panicked now.

'We're finished...'

'I wonder if Jiraiya's money will be enough to compensate for the damages...'

She was now prepared to bleed heavily just to appease these Sunagakure's elders.

After all, if this matter gets out, Kumogakure and Iwagakure will definitely seize the opportunity to gang up on Konoha.

"So... the explosion caused by Naruto was pretty big?"

Finally, Tsunade mustered the courage to ask ask.

But the two old people remained silent after hearing this.

After a long time, they finally spoke, "Uzumaki Naruto didn't cause any explosions."

"PFFT—HAHAHAHA!"

"I thought so!"

"Naruto has always been a sensible kid since he was young! How could he possibly do something bad!"

"HAHAHAHA."

Tsunade suddenly burst into laughter. She felt relieved when she heard that Naruto did not blow up Sunagakure.

'Good, good, good!'

'As long as he doesn't blow up Sunagakure, everything else was manageable!'

'I'll take care of the other troubles for you!'

The two Advisors were about to swear, but stopped immediately.

But in their hearts, they were 'greeting' Tsunade's entire family tree.

'ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!'

'WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS THAT?!'

'What do you mean by sensible child!?'

'First, he changed the atmosphere of Sunagakure to become more male-oriented, then they started to develop a cult, and finally we were not only driven out of the village, but that Uzumaki Naruto also became the Godaime Kazekage...'

'Just pick any one of these issues and ask yourselves… could Konoha handle it!?'

Chiyo took a deep breath and silenced Tsunade's laughter with just one sentence.

"Uzumaki Naruto has become Sunagakure's Godaime Kazekage."

"Haha… cough cough cough!!"

Tsunade was suddenly choked by her own saliva, and the smile on her face instantly disappeared.

'What the hell?!'

'Uzumaki Naruto? The Godaime Kazekage?!'

'Is this old hag Chiyo's brain burned out?!?'

'Or had Sunagakure gone completely insane?!'

"Advisor Chiyo..."

"You're joking, right?"

"How can our Kyubi's Jinchuriki be your Kazekage?"

"There's no way your Sunagakure would elect him as the Kazekage."

Chiyo: "..."

Ebizō: "…"

The two old people fell silent at the same time, and their faces became even uglier.

Under normal circumstances... that would be true.

After all, it is unthinkable that a Shinobi Village would choose someone from outside the village to be their Kage.

But that yellow-haired man is different!!

Ever since the development of the Cult Mechanicus, the entire Sunagakure is filled with his followers. If they dare to say no publicly, they'd be torn apart on the spot by those fanatical believers.

The reason they were able to escape from the Kazekage Building unscathed was because Gaara and the others had spared them out of respect for their contributions to the village over the years.

"Sigh..."

"This is what happened..."

Chiyo sighed and slowly recounted the series of disasters that had befallen Sunagakure.

She even went out of her way to emphasize the horror of the Cult Mechanicus.

After all, this evil Puppet Technique was more terrifying than what her grandson had done.

Tsunade listened for two full hours, repeatedly asking for confirmation, and her face grew even darker every minute.

Bang…!!!

With a loud bang, the desk that had just been replaced was broken into two pieces again by Tsunade's fist.

At the door, Shizune skillfully called out to the Shinobi outside to bring in a replacement.

After annihilating ten desks in a row, Tsunade sat in her seat in a daze. After a moment, she roared with gritted teeth.

"DAMN YOU, JIRAIYA!!!"

"I TOLD YOU TO KEEP AN EYE ON NARUTO!!!"

"HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!!"

"IS THAT BRAT TRYING TO DESTROY THE SHINOBI WORLD?!!"

Tsunade is really going crazy now.

The evil cult about transforming the body, and Naruto becoming the Kazekage?

Tsunade is really about to collapse after hearing the bad news.

"Shizune!"

"Take care of the village! I'm going to Sunagakure myself!"

Then, realizing her presence alone might not be enough, she added, "And let Hiashi bring her daughter with me!!"

"Yes, Hokage-sama!"

Shizune wiped the sweat from her forehead and rushed to the door.

"Huh? Kakashi??"

"Why do you look like that?"

As soon as Shizune opened the door, she saw Kakashi with messy hair, tattered clothes, and a faint smell of burning on his body.

Kakashi looked at Tsunade with extremely complicated feelings in his heart.

After struggling for a long time, he closed his eyes and shouted into the office in despair, "Hokage-sama..."

"It's bad..."

"Sakura... Sakura has set up a cult called the 'Scientific Truth Society' in the Land of Snow!!!"

"If we don't stop her, the Shinobi World will be doomed!"

Tsunade: "???"

Chiyo & Ebizo: "?????"