Naruto: Start By Punching Trees And Shocking Kurama!

Upon hearing Kakashi's words, Tsunade staggered and collapsed onto the floor.

When the two elderly Sunagakure's Shinobi nearby heard the word 'cult' again, their eyes rolled back and they fainted on the spot.

Seeing this, Kakashi cautiously stepped into the office and stood at attention.

But his eyes darted around nervously and he didn't dare to look at the Hokage who was sitting on the ground.

Shizune anxiously called for the Medical-nin to come and treat Chiyo and Ebizo.

These two have suffered enough... And if they die of rage here, Konoha's reputation will be ruined forever...

Boom…

After Tsunade stood up, she slammed a jumping kick right next to Kakashi, shaking the entire Hokage Tower.

"SCREW THIS!!"

"KAKASHI, LOOK WHAT YOUR TEAM 7 HAS DONE!!"

"I QUIT!!"

"LET THE WORLD BURN FOR ALL I CARE!!"

"WHAT THE HELL DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH ME?!!"

The anger that had been pent up in Tsunade's heart for a long time finally exploded at this moment.

'Naruto starting a cult in Sunagakure was bad enough...'

'But why did that girl Haruno Sakura also come up with one?!'

'Do I have to brace myself later that Uchiha Sasuke also set up a cult in a certain place!!'

'SCREW THIS!'

'Being Hokage is not worth it!!'

Shizune looked at the bottomless fissure on the floor and walked timidly to Tsunade's side.

"Hokage-sama..."

"We're completely out of money."

Tsunade: "!!!"

Tsunade almost fainted when she heard the bad news again. She covered her chest and gasped for air.

At this moment, two Hokage's Advisors suddenly burst into the office.

"Tsunade! Calm down!"

"Konoha Village can't survive without you!"

The expressions on their faces were filled with fear and confusion.

'What the hell happened today?!'

'Tsunade has been in a good mood recently, so why is she suddenly saying she is quitting and kicking the Hokage Tower again?'

"Hmph!"

"Go find Yamato!"

Tsunade snorted coldly and ignored the two old people.

'If it weren't for them nominating me, I wouldn't be suffering like this.'

Kakashi wiped the sweat from his forehead and didn't dare to say a word.

While Tsunade's blame just now was a bit much, he was indeed partly responsible.

But…

He had tried to stop Sakura as well.

But the key point is, the Scientific Truth Society in the Land of Snow had completely gone out of control. Sakura also said that those people had completely misinterpreted her meaning.

Right now, they keep saying that Shinobi are the root of war.

Eliminate the Shinobi, purge Chakra, and the world will belong to the scientific truth.

Sakura looked aggrieved when she talked about this. She had clearly told those people at the beginning that her theory was the combination of Chakra and science.

But somehow, the message got horribly distorted as they passed around.

When Kakashi saw that the situation was out of control, he wanted to rush into the headquarters to rescue Sakura.

But the enemy's firepower was too strong.

He couldn't fight tens of thousands alone, and he had to consider the Land of Snow's Daimyo and could not cause too much casualties in the local area.

Otherwise, what will the Daimyo of other countries think?

You just took action against the Daimyo of the Land of Snow today, are you going to take action against us tomorrow?

This series of events left him with many obstacles.

Just as he was about to take action, the enemy bombarded him with full artillery coverage, giving him no chance to react.

If he hadn't retreated in time, he'd be reuniting with his father in the afterlife.

Realizing the hopelessness, Kakashi had no choice but to retreat and seek reinforcements.

As for his dear student...

Sakura insisted on staying behind, hoping to correct the Scientific Truth Society's ideology.

Tsunade gently pulled the corners of her eyes. She felt that the wrinkles had just disappeared in the past two days, but today, they came out again because of anger.

After thinking for a long time, she reluctantly accepted the responsibility of saving the Shinobi World.

"Kakashi, go find Haruno Sakura's parents."

"Then take Guy and Kurenai to the Land of Snow."

"Yes, Hokage-sama!"

Kakashi stood at attention and responded with an extremely loud voice.

There was no way he could not make a loud noise, as he was afraid that Tsunade would really hit him.

"Shizune, summon Hiashi and Hinata."

"I'll take them to Sunagakure."

"Yes… Tsunade-sama."

Shizune nodded, but her eyes were filled with concern as she glanced at the slightly tilted Hokage Tower.

'Would Yamato even be able to fix this...?'

Meanwhile, Kakashi, who was standing nearby, was stunned.

'What did Hokage-sama just say?!'

'Hiashi and Hinata??'

'What kind of lineup is this??'

'Did Naruto cause trouble again???'

"Hokage-sama..."

"Um... about Naruto..."

Kakashi felt that since he was Naruto's Jonin Instructor, he was obligated to at least pretend to care.

Tsunade glanced at the white-haired slacker and snorted coldly, "Hmph!"

"Cause trouble?"

"How could our Uzumaki Naruto-sama cause trouble outside!?"

"He just happened to become the Godaime Kazekage and also started his own cult!!"

Kakashi's eyes widened and the hair on his body stood on end.

'Huh?!'

'What the hell?'

'Why does it sound like Naruto's mess is even worse than Sakura's?'

Ignoring Kakashi's stunned expression, Tsunade watched as Shizune turned to leave. She was still a little worried, so she called her again.

"Wait…"

"Actually, I'll go myself."

"Shizune, go prepare the scroll of Impure World Reincarnation."

Tsunade sighed heavily as she stepped out of the Hokage Tower.

She remembered that when she just returned to the village, Jiraiya said that Naruto had been particularly interested in this Ninjutsu back when Hiruzen was still alive.

He believed that Naruto is planning to resurrect his deceased parents.

At this point, Tsunade had already made up her mind.

If things came to the last step, she could only find a way to resurrect Kushina through the Impure World Reincarnation and let the child's mother take care of Naruto herself.

Tsunade was even prepared to go find Orochimaru if necessary.

…

Arriving at the Hyuga Clan's compound, Tsunade and Hiashi explained the situation and frightened Hinata again.

They said that if Naruto became the Kazekage, he would not be able to return to the village, and then she would have to choose between her natal family and her husband's family.

This made Hinata very conflicted, but after hesitating for a long time, Hinata decided to go to Sunagakure with them.

In fact…

She was worried Naruto might get too comfortable as Kazekage and start fooling around in Sunagakure.

Moreover, she heard that after the cybernetic enhancements, one will not be able to have a baby.

…

On the other side, Team 10, who are still in New Sunagakure was sitting in a screw fried food restaurant and happened to run into Jiraiya who was drinking alone there.

"Tsk—"

"What the hell is this sake!"

"Why does it smell weird?"

Jiraiya slammed his cup down and shouted at the shop owner.

The shop owner hurriedly ran up to the customer and bowed apologetically.

"Ah, honored customer... you must be new here."

"All our drinks are brewed from cactus sap."

"After all, the resources are scarce, so naturally, the sake cannot compare to other places outside..."

After that, the shop owner pulled out a cult membership form from his apron...

"GET LOST!!"

Jiraiya's soul was on the verge of collapsing.

Ever since he arrived, every fifty steps, someone would accost him, preaching the 'Glory of the Cult Mechanicus'.

Even if he wanted to see his traitorous disciple, he'd have to join the cult and attend a week of indoctrination lectures before being granted an audience with the Kazekage.

When Jiraiya heard this, he nearly exploded on the spot.

Now, feeling discouraged, he found a shop on the roadside to have a drink.

"Jiraiya-sama!"

"Thank god!"

"You're the only one who can save the Shinobi World now!"

Asuma, a bearded man, nearly burst into tears upon seeing Jiraiya.