"Oops! I Stole the Isekai Lottery"

Three months had flown by in the most chaotic way possible. If you thought time travel was a confusing concept, try keeping track of Raja's schedule.

Between ruling the business world, wrecking egos in the legal field, and engaging in "team-building exercises" (which just so happened to be three-ways with Rose & Candy, Max & Caroline, and Rosa & Amy), Raja barely noticed the time passing.

Oh, and let's not forget the one-night stand with Penny, which ended with her muttering, "Bazinga indeed."

However, one day, as Raja was lounging in his penthouse, sipping a fine glass of whiskey, one of his clones appeared before him.

Clone Raja: "Boss, you got mail from Harry Potter. He's inviting you to some 'Order of the Phoenix' meeting at 12 Grimmauld Place."

Raja stared blankly. "Order of the what now?"(Even though he knows)

The clone continued, "It's basically a club for old people who want to fight Voldemort but haven't done much other than exist and look serious."

Raja rubbed his temples. "Great, an old man social club. Fine, accept the invitation. Time to spice things up."

Before leaving, Raja visited everyone and announced his departure. Of course, before he left, he ensured he had… quality time with his favorite ladies.

And then, with a smirk, a blink, and his loyal butler Dobby, he arrived at 12 Grimmauld Place.

Raja was welcomed into a very serious-looking room, filled with familiar faces—Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Mad-Eye Moody, and, of course, Dumbledore himself.

As he sat down, they began explaining the Order's purpose:

"We are a group of witches and wizards fighting against Voldemort."

"We gather intelligence and protect the wizarding world."

"We're doing everything in our power to stop his return to full power."

Raja leaned back, unimpressed.

Dumbledore then dropped the big reveal:

Dumbledore: "There is a prophecy… that only one of Harry or Voldemort can survive."

A long, dramatic silence filled the room.

Then Raja… laughed.

Not a polite chuckle.

Not a smirk.

A full-on, movie-villain, throw-your-head-back cackle.

Everyone stared at him in horror.

Dumbledore: "Something funny, Raja?"

Raja: "Oh, yeah. First of all—lame name."

Sirius: "Excuse me?"

Raja: "Order of the Phoenix? Really? A name that literally symbolizes dying and being reborn? Are you trying to suggest that we're all going to die and keep getting replaced like interns?"

Dumbledore: "What do you suggest?"

Raja: "Rebrand it to the Order of Merlin. Sounds cooler. And also—new management. You're out, I'm in."

The entire room erupted into chaos.

Moody spilled his drink. Lupin choked on air. Even Sirius looked genuinely flabbergasted.

Dumbledore, ever the wise old man, sighed and nodded.

Dumbledore: "Fair enough. I'll take the title of 'Good Elder.'"

Sirius: "Wait, WHAT?!"

Raja: "Alright, now that I'm in charge—let's talk facts. You guys are old and outdated. You have no proper information network. You have no idea where Voldemort is. And, let's be honest, you guys are kind of useless."

The older members of the Order looked offended.

They opened their mouths to argue…

But realized he was right.

Moody grunted in frustration. "The kid's right. I got caught by a half-sized man. That's just embarrassing."

Sirius, ever the Gryffindor: "Okay, fine, we suck. What about you? I doubt you have an entire intelligence network on Voldemort!"

Raja's smirk widened.

Raja: "Do you think I'm like you, Marauders? Do you think I spend my time bullying innocent kids and stealing other people's girlfriends?"

Sirius choked.

Lupin looked at the floor, ashamed.

Harry: "Wait… what are you talking about?"

Sirius & Lupin: "NOTHING!"

To avoid further awkwardness, Raja had Dobby teleport Harry away for some "fun activities" while the real adults talked.

Raja: "Now, let's talk Voldemort. How was he resurrected?"

Dumbledore: "Dark magic, of course. We saw the footage you provided."

Raja shook his head.

Raja: "To be resurrected, you need your SOUL. Voldemort didn't just use any dark magic—he made Horcruxes."

Everyone froze.

Dumbledore: "…You mean he split his soul?"

Raja: "Normal humans can only create 4 horcruxes, but our Voldemort is super genius."

Raja: "Not just once. At least Five/six times, my bet is Six.."

The room descended into chaos.

"HE MADE SIX HORCRUXES?!"

"That's INSANE!"

"What kind of psycho does that?!"

Raja grinned.

Raja: "Yeah. But we already have three. Tom riddle's dairy, other two I know but I will not reveal it yet here, Three more to go."

Raja explained the diary was with Lucius Malfoy, but Malfoy didn't know what it was, but he knew it was a cursed item; he just kept it and tried to sell it and left it in Ginny's bag to make Arthur suffer.

Raja " So, my conclusion is Voldemort left the horcruxes with his top Death Eaters."

Raja: "Sirius, how did your brother Regulus Black die?"

Sirius frowned. "We don't know. Probably a Death Eater or Auror."

Raja asked where his body is, or who informed you of his death? Sirius called Kreacher to know the details about his brother's death. Looking at Kreacher,

When Kreacher appeared, Raja summoned Dobby

Raja: "Don't be like him, Dobby. This one looks like he needs therapy."

Kreacher snarled. He tried to call Raja a Mudblood—

But before the word left his lips, a knife was at his throat.

Dobby: "You will respect my lord."

Kreacher cried dramatically and revealed the truth about Regulus' death.

The Order was stunned. Sirius actually cried.

Dobby took Kreacher to retrieve the Horcrux, and after some time, he returned with the box containing the Salazar Slytherin's locket. Dumbledore tried to take it, but Raja made sure only he would store the Horcruxes somewhere safe and destroy them simultaneously.

Raja: "Nope. I'm handling this."

Dumbledore sighed in defeat.

Raja: "Three down. Three to go."

Raja: "Now, I'll make soul-locator devices using the Horcruxe. You guys will go on scavenger hunts based on the places I calculate and analyse. If you find one, call Dobby he will take it without touching it or find any runes or triggers traps in the location."

The Order nodded.

Raja: "Moody, I need you to spy on scared ex-Death Eater families. Sirius, act like a proper noble. Dumbledore, just be a good headmaster this year."

Dumbledore: "What do you mean…Iam Always a good Head Master?"

Raja: "Oh, and Voldemort is going to attack Hogwarts at the end of the year. Be ready."

Everyone stared.

Sirius: "You just KNOW that?"

Raja: "I know calculate everything, last time he attack are weak he need a better wand, that is elder wand which is currently hold by our old Head master."

With a dramatic exit, Raja blinked away.

Next stop… Hogwarts Express.