RE: Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse

Hentai Shinobi Rule 48: A cougar lover once claimed—if she's old, blow your load.

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Kai expertly avoided Mito these days, using his anger to disguise the debauched glee bubbling in his gut ever since he realized the truth. He didn't want Mito to know that he knew that she knew! Yes, it sounded complicated, but it wasn't. Mito must have known about his acts from the very beginning. Now unwilling to demean such a figure by ascending her to a pedestal and imagining she could do no wrong, Kai steadily understood Mito was somewhat sick—perhaps more than him.

After becoming aware of the crucial hints, Kai pieced the other puzzles, slowly painting Mito into a different light far more corrupted than the stately and divine features he used to whiten with his seed delightfully. For crying out loud, Mito watched Kai buck his hips against her granddaughter's look-alike's lips! In Kai's mind, Mito was a certified pervert far beyond Jiraiya and himself. Heck! They were rookies in perversion when compared to the First Lady herself. Jiraiya was known to peek at others, and Kai had some authority on leveling up one's masturbation game…

But Mito did all that and more!

Kai returned to his room and sank in silence. He already had everything prepared for the mission. So, his thoughts drifted to the trend of Mito's visits to the rooftop becoming sparse, her meaningful smiles, and the seemingly innocent words that always miraculously made Kai recollect the prior nights when he lathered his onaholes with premium genius seed.

Did she like it?

Was sneaking around so fun?

Kai wanted to try it… but how would he know if someone transformed his portrait to masturbate to his likeness? Oh, Rikudo… Kai suddenly hoped there wasn't a Kai-Onahole…

But wouldn't it be karma if there was?

Who knew being a pervert was so nerve-wracking?

Mito, Jiraiya, and Hiruzen made it look like a walk in the park!

Still, Kai wasn't famous enough to be anyone's desire for such intense relief sessions. He organized his thoughts and considered how to approach the new delicate project—Slut Restoration Program.

First things first…

'I need to try hiding my emotions. I'm 60% sure Mito can sense emotions. Kushina revealed sensing emotions wasn't a common ability amongst the Uzumaki, much less other sensors. But I remember Mito effortlessly sensing lies from other servants. It must be a jutsu that senses emotions or at least deceit.'

While not as sophisticated as Uzushiogakure, Konoha had its fair share of Fuinjutsu advancements. For instance, Konoha developed a Fuinjutsu to limit the Byakugan's range and increase security. So, sites like the Kage's Office, Residence, Archival, and public places like the Baths and whatnot featured such seals. Furthermore, Konoha also researched the many appliances they imported from Uzu. Other Shinobi Villages had their fair share of specializations, too. Kai had most of the knowledge from [Sealing Matrix] and [Seal Language.] The only things he was unaware of were the unique Fuinjutsu using these two skills alongside the other private Sealing Languages developed in one's privy usable in individual conditions.

So, Kai had a good framework to create a Fuinjutsu to defend against a Sensor capable of searching emotions.

'I also wanted to develop a seal to hide me from sensors like Dan…' Kai recalled the blue-haired asshole who tried intimidating him during his first C-rank mission. Kai never forgot that. But who knew Tsunade would fuck him up.

'But I didn't get the chance to make things even. I should piss in his food before a nurse feeds him.'

Kai nodded. That was an exceptional plan—'clean' and concise.

Shaking his head, Kai focused on the seal's development. Anyone else would be shocked the second they see the scroll he worked on. Developing a Fuinjutsu was more than learning the Sealing Language and Matrix. It was to understand how individual characters and symbols interacted, forming millions of combinations.

Every combination was a unique Fuinjutsu, from creating elements to sealing them, manipulating the weather, and more!

Even Kai couldn't arrogantly claim to know every combination. He needed to think actively about his objective before creating a Fuinjutsu through trial and error. Of course, intricately understanding every symbol and character eased Kai's pressure significantly. He also had his trait, which would recognize the barebones of a jutsu before extrapolating the rest.

Soon, using the [Four Symbols Seal] as a base, Kai etched a functioning Fuinjutsu, waiting for a sliver of his chakra to activate it.

Kai did just that.

[A new skill registered.]

[Records not found in the Trait directory.]

[Initiating re-scan.]

[Scan completed. Directory updated. Records not found.]

[Registering the skill. Extrapolating data.]

[Task completed successfully.]

[Identifying a suitable skill tree.]

[Task completed successfully.]

[Issuing the skill within [—] Skill Tree.]

Kai watched the skill form within the unnamed Skill Tree, which housed the [Sensing Technique], [Yin Nature Transformation], and [Yang Nature Transformation].

[Two Symbols Protection (B) (1/5): Expressing everything within the body through Yin and Yang and its interaction, protect oneself by other's senses through a layer of repelling seal connected to the user's physical and metaphysical functions. Mastering the seal allows the user to pinpoint the target function being sensed accurately.

Next Level: Perform the seal 1/13 times {Active Title: Yin Prodigy} or 12 SP.]

Kai wouldn't have been able to complete this skill without his mastery over Yin and Yang Nature Transformations.

'It took me two hours to complete it,' Kai glanced at the clock before exhaling loudly. Would it be enough?'

Kai paced around the room before stopping and snickering.

'Heh! Who cares if it doesn't work? I'll still be the guy who thoroughly fed Mito-sama through thick and thin.'

An impish smirk bloomed on his face as he walked to the few spots before undoing the locks on the seals around his room. It reactivated Mito's access to his room. But wouldn't it be suspicious if Kai did that for no reason? So, Kai began inscribing a few other seals around it as if strengthening it… but they won't work because he intentionally left a crucial but hidden mistake.

Truly, Kai's genius sometimes terrified him…

The things a Hobgoblin does to drench Konoha's First Lady with his seed…

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"You're in a good mood," Kushina blinked as she watched Kai cook, and he whistled an upbeat tune. He moved his hand, sprinkling salt over the sauteed vegetables. His foot tapped the floor based on the tune as he grinned at Kushina, tossing the vegetables in the pan. "I am~! I'm about to get back at someone annoying."

Kushina opened her mouth and bit the salted and sauced-up tofu. Her expression brightened before she giggled, "Delicious! You've also got to pack me some bento for the mission."

"It's a mission, not a picnic," Kai scoffed.

"Come on!" Kushina whined. She hadn't been able to visit Kai in the kitchen when Old Jiten was around. So, she tried to recover all the lost time by sticking around Kai and watching him cook. "We can have a good meal after completing the mission, right? It's going to be easy!"

Kai killed off the heat and tossed Kushina an amused stare. "Easy?" He snickered. "It's our Promotion Examination. Remember those aged-up cunts making things difficult? It'll be a miracle if they choose an easy mission for—"

"You?" Kushina pouted. "No girl's going to want to be in your harem if you only think about yourself…"

"For us," Kai corrected. "Don't sell yourself short, Bubbles. I might destroy you and Mikoto during our spars, but you're very strong."

Kushina puckered her lips before quickly touching the nearby lock of her red hair. Then her expression changed as she snapped with a crimson face. "Don't call me that!"

"Sure," Kai said in a dragging tone with a roll of his eyes. "Here." He prepared the plate before stuffing it in Kushina's hands. "Take it to Mito-sama. I'll prepare our bath."

Kushina pouted as she jumped down the counter. "I'm not your servant, dattebane!"

"Of course not," Kai smiled. "You're just a dedicated Kunoichi to my cause of bringing peace to the world by marrying me off to every other hot Kunoichi."

"Ass," Kushina snorted before darting out of the kitchen.

Kai's smirk widened as he tried suppressing the expectations bubbling in his gut.

Kushina was partially correct. Kai might be the most selfish one inside the residence.

As for no woman wanting to join his harem…

'We already have the top dog candidate…' Kai skipped with gleeful intent behind his steps as he prepared the bath. He suspected the next day's mission was anything but as simple as kidnapping a scion. Still, Kai was more than prepared. So, all he wanted to do right now was enjoy a relaxing night, starting with a warm bath. Sure, there was also Kushina, but washing her hair had become a calming routine.

Soon, Kai and Kushina emerged from the bath, all freshened up and with their dinners ready to be reheated. After sharing a delightful dinner, the duo departed for their quarters.

Kai suddenly paused when he neared his quarters. Usually coiled around his right middle finger, Cinnamon raised her head and stared at the door. Her minuscule tongue flicked out as Kai calmly let down one of his life's best gifts. He gently booped Cinnamon's head as she slithered into the tiny crevice at the edge of the door's frame.

Maintaining his calm, Kai twisted the door knob and entered his quarter. His gaze flickered as he saw a familiar portrait resting on his portrait.

'No wonder I turned out perverted,' Kai turned around, locking the door. 'All my idols set the bar so high.'

Mito had been an exception until he got his hands on her youthful form. It was an honest mistake from the mysteriously-motivated Uzumaki Mistress. However, Kai had always been a wild card, now more than ever after accessing his entire emotional spectrum.

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{Kinks Warning: Choking; Minor Power Play; Blowjob; Face Fuck; Mouth Creampie; Exposure Orgasms}

*Poof*

Mito's body appeared seated on the familiar mattress, with an impassive expression and somewhat 'dim' eyes, as if she weren't an actual human. Gaining access to Kai's room was a surprise for Mito since she had already stopped caring about observing the youth after realizing how he released all those pent-up emotions she sensed… before she joined in the fun. However, she was aware of why Kai changed the seal.

She sensed the overlapping seal in the room meant to 'trap' outsiders. However, Kai overlooked a flaw that might be minor in sensory tasks but crucial when the objective was securing a sealed space.

So, as the dedicated teacher she was, Mito appeared in Kai's room to 'hint' him that his seal was ineffective.

That's all!

"Even I'm getting tired of shouting the same thing," a husky grunt judged Mito from within.

Yet, things were different.

Mito shared her furry companion's shock when the familiar youth bent slightly to meet her gaze with a grin.

"Hey, you're back? Who knew I'd get lucky again?" He snickered. Mito AND Kyubi should sense the youth's happiness, if not the usual blazing lust that barely receded under the veil of indifference Kai projected.

But that wasn't the case.

Kai's emotions felt like a void. Mito couldn't sense a thing. She instantly realized a Fuinjutsu protected Kai—a seal targeting sensors capable of sensing one's emotions!

Mito's sensory range didn't border omniscience. First, she depended on the Kyubi's Chakra she siphoned over the years to fuel that sensory technique. Second, she couldn't sense individuals 'in tune' with nature—like her late Husband.

Kai didn't have Kyubi's chakra to nullify the skill, and he most certainly did not boast a mastery over that busted aspect of Jutsu beyond the realms of regular elemental jutsus.

Mito watched Kai's smile widen.

"Aw," he cooed, caressing her cheek with the back of his palm. "What's the matter? Did you miss me? I'm still eager to see who you are."

His thumb pressed and tugged Mito's bottom lip as she maintained the look befitting the sluttiest Onahole.

"It might be my loss to admit it, but…" Kai leaned further, surprising Mito as he almost kissed her. That was different!

His breath was on her.

"I should have treated you better. To think I just wasted all that time with Sensei's likeness, neglecting you…"

Mito almost snapped from her position when Kai leaned into a kiss. Her eyes threatened to widen. Meanwhile, the voice within her sounded amused.

"Hey, I think your cover's blown. Kid's acting way too cocky."

The fox was correct.

Kai was acting too confident. Mito recalled how Kai would have slight reservations around her despite his intentions of making a wet mess out of her.

But his kiss was… something else. It was playful at first before he nibbled Mito's bottom lip.

His hands seized her shoulders before he pressed her back against the mattress.

"You must be a damn good spy." Kai grinned as he pulled back. "Did you realize I'm about to leave Konoha? Hmm? I should capture you and take you to Lord Third."

'Well, that's one way to kill Hiruzen with a heart attack,' Mito mused as she tried judging the situation. She couldn't sense Kai; that's a fact. So, maybe his confidence was a lie? How can she and Kyubi be sure he knew the truth?

Mito knew she held an almost divine position in Kai's heart. That's why he enjoyed ruining her features privately. He mauled her breasts and explored her insides like none other. Then again… the only competition was the God of Shinobi and herself. Hashirama might have had a better chance at the competition if it wasn't for the broody Uchiha, that looked like a submissive slut from behind!

"But what if you spill the beans on what we did?"

Mito heard Kai sigh.

"Quite the terrible position…"

She watched him lick his lips. A familiar glint appeared in Kai's eerie brown eyes. Mito was aware of that sensation because she held it for years. Kai's killing intent was cool and sharp as he suddenly gripped her neck with both hands.

Mito watched the smile on Kai's face recede.

"I could kill you," he whispered. Yet, Mito sensed his crotch surging with heat. His erection swelled further, achingly pressed into his trousers and twitching against her breasts. "Or I could capture and use you."

He blew hotly, giggling.

"Who would care if you disappeared?" Despite the lighthearted tone, Mito only observed a judgmental glare in Kai's gaze. His fingers tightened as Mito's head inclined slightly. "After all… you're just a slut…"

He leaned down, stealing another kiss.

"I could take you to the outside missions for personal relief sessions. It gets hard around Sensei," Kai husked, pecking Mito's cheek. But his choke tightened as a small huff leaked from her lips for once. Mito, who hadn't uttered a single sound despite experiencing a series of orgasms, let out a small gasp for breath. As if oblivious to that, Kai continued with an increasingly tightening choke. "I can't help but remember how Sensei's breasts felt around my cock."

Mito's mind buzzed.

What?

She was aware Kai didn't mean the Cow Onahole. Her thighs pressed together as Kai snickered, suddenly releasing Mito's neck.

He leaned back, watching his fingerprints form around Mito's neck.

That… eased all his anger against the woman's actions and how everything affected Kushina.

He exhaled, masking his satisfaction with annoyance.

"I couldn't do it," he groaned, acting exhausted. "What would Mito-sama think of me if I actually hurt you… or did worse things? You look too similar to Mito-sama…"

Despite that, his raging erection pitched a tent in his trousers. But Mito never broke the act except for that small chuff. She maintained a blank stare as Kai continued.

"I respect the women in my life. That's one of the things Sensei asked me to imprint in my mind if I'm to form a smashing harem," Kai crossed his arms, explaining. "So, blink twice if you don't want me to continue."

Kai added, "You have 30 seconds."

Countless thoughts emerged within Mito as time seemed to slow down. Should she tap out? Surprisingly, Kai suddenly moved and climbed out of bed. He unlocked the door and added with a smile.

"Take it as a minor leniency for all the good times. You can leave right away. The door's lock had a seal that was a part of the entire scheme around the room—meant to capture intruders."

Mito didn't move an inch. She still had 12 seconds.

A dull ache pooled on her neck. Kai had been ruthless with that choke… it felt good. Mito also couldn't wrap her head around Tsunade's situation. When did they share an intimate moment, if any? Or was it a lie?

Still… why would Kai lie?

Did Kai violate Tsunade's features as he did with her? Did Tsunade have her pretty face all painted white? Mito knew Tsunade was storing chakra for the diamond-shaped seal. Would Kai turn to use Tsunade's forehead as a target practice?

Mito restrained the urge to gulp the lump in her throat.

She didn't move an inch as Kai slowly climbed the bed AND her form. He positioned himself on her torso, his erection a few inches from her relatively flattened breasts that pulled down due to gravity. And, of course, he had a huge grin.

"I see," he snickered. "You want to stay?"

Mito would realize the true intentions behind those words if she knew that he knew that she knew…

Kai's thumbs tugged against his waistband before pulling down his trousers as his erection jumped out. A soapy scent filled Mito's immediate surroundings since Kai was fresh out of the bath.

'So, it's the usual…' Mito could almost smell the familiar seed and feel the heated ropes of cum against her skin. Yet, she nearly gave in and reacted when Kai suddenly moved up from her torso, shifting his weight onto his knees as he scooched further till his full sac touched her warm chin.

'He couldn't—' Mito's breath nearly hitched. Meanwhile, another individual panicked!

"Oi! Stop him! Move away! Don't let it shove that thing inside you! Did you forget? We're connected?! I swear to Rikudo's left nut that I'll raze Konoha to the fucking ground if—"

"Jeez, I have to do everything~!"

Kai cooed as he used his hands to part Mito's lips and open her mouth before sliding his throbbing tip inside.

"I gave you a chance," Kai whispered as he sighed in relief, revealing an almost drunk expression as he slid his cock further inside, inch-by-inch, seemingly enjoying Mito's hot, sloppy mouth. His fat member effortlessly pushed her mouth farther apart before Kai suddenly formed a seal.

*Poof*

"!?"

"!?"

Two fluffy fox ears emerged from Mito's features as Kai gripped those sensitive fur handles before pushing the last of his shaft until he felt Mito's lips against his balls.

"Feels so real," Kai moaned. He never tried anything more than masturbation because that's what he wanted the Onaholes to be used for and not to replace the real women in his life. Then came along the 'slut,' making him fear it was a perverted old fat bastard lusting after his young body…

But now…

Kai had no inhibitions. He wanted to experience several things.

See?

Mito DID care about him.

He moved slowly, enjoying every little gasp and shudder as Mito would leak some spit from the corner of her mouth. But she took him like a champ, maintaining that blank stare despite the steady increase in his pace. Wet noise echoed from her mouth as Kai moved back and forth. Soon, he bucked his hips in a wild abandon, his balls slapping her bottom lip.

Kai felt her warm lips and that unmoving tongue scraping the underside of his shaft.

But as if still wanting more, Kai positioned himself a little above Mito. He stopped clenching those furry ears and instead pushed them down to frame Mito's face. Then, he held Mito from the sides of her head as he moved her head in rhythm!

He would move her head back before forcing her against his cock as more and more spit sputtered out, pooling below her chin and slathering Kai's nutsack.

*Gawk*

*Gawk*

*Gawk*

*Gawk*

Sloppy noise filled the air as Kai's thrusts grew eager. Mito felt his erection fattening by another notch as his balls churned with an urge to release like nothing before!

Despite maintaining her Onahole gaze, tears brimmed near the corner of her eyes. A senseless heat spread in her body, even making her aching neck feel pleasant. She almost moved without Kai's insistence—pushing herself against the entire length before sheathing him against her throat and sucking him dry.

Pain and pleasure mingled into a twisted euphoria for the duo until Mito realized Kai was almost at the edge.

*Click*

It was at this time Mito heard the knob of the bedroom's door twist.

Her eyes widened, breaking the act. As if spurned by the sudden dread of being discovered, Kai couldn't help but grunt and force Mito against his crotch as he groaned aloud.

"W-wait! Don't enter!" He desperately shouted as Mito moaned, losing herself in the moment when she 'had to helplessly' swallow the thick load. Her throat bulged as she drank jet after jet and rope after rope of Kai's endless seed.

*Creak*

The door opened softly, snapping Mito out of her lustful daze as she unintentionally squirted somewhat while suddenly slamming her palms against Kai.

He flew back, instantly smashing into the residence's reinforced wall as Mito hurriedly glanced at the door and found…

Nobody…

There was no one.

Of course, she didn't sense anybody. That's why she was so surprised!

All Mito noticed was the almost invisible thread momentarily reflecting the natural light from the hall. The thread moved from the door's handle to the familiar figure lying against the wall near it.

'When—'

Mito suddenly recalled the moment when Kai moved to the door. She was staring straight at the ceiling.

So, sporting a pair of disheveled furry ears, messy red hair, spit-laced chin, cum-stained lips, and a squirting quim, Mito slowly glanced at the grinning Kai as if he didn't care about the pain.

"So, you moved," he said while closing the door. It was truly a reckless bet. "That means I won, Slut."

He slowly stood and straightened his back.

Mito couldn't continue that act anymore…

—not because Kai scared her. It won't be fun.

Still, Kai moved forward confidently before placing his arms on his waist as something else drew Mito's attention.

"Keep going," Kai snickered as Mito stared at his erection.

She worked her jaw.

Should she?

Well, she lost, didn't she?

Wait.

What were the winning conditions again?

Mito didn't care as she slowly moved to the bed's corner under Kai's watchful gaze.

She positioned herself quietly and lowered her head, only for Kai to scoff.

"No… take your clothes off," Kai whispered. "And I'll be calling you Mito-sama for the rest of the night, Slut. You should feel honored."

Mito's core throbbed as she only grew anticipation for the night.

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Alternate Title: Mito, The Certified Pervert; The Perverted Goddess; Everyone's an Amateur Compared To Mito; Forming a Jutsu; B-rank Jutsu; The Counter To Kyubi's Emotional Sensing; Kushina: You'll Never Get a Harem (Enters Top Dog Mito); Kai Really Meal-Prepped Himself For the Night; The Slut's Return; Void; In Tune With Nature? Kai's In Tune Inside Mito!; First Blowjob; A Sweet Reward; Kai Is The Picture of Respect; Mito's Just a Perverted Mess; Kyubi's So Done; Rikudo's Left Nut? Gone. Reduced To Atoms; Kai's Nuts? Sucked. Dry and Shriveled; Breaking the Slut; A Reckless Bet; Cumming and Coming; Winner Winner Chicken Dinner; Mito Now Understand The Weight of Kai's Balls; Madara Really Cucked Mito Hard; Kai Gets Some; Dark Pleasure; Mito: It's Just Choking (Kyubi: S-Stop! C-choke Me More—Ehm, I Mean, No MORE!); Flooded Throat; Mito's Face Is No Longer Unfucked

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A/N: Be sure to give me tips on how to write more dom/sub stuff if this scene still felt a little short. Though, I had fun writing it~!

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