Reverend Insanity (Rizzed Edition)

Chapter 1: Demon Grindset (No Regrets, No Cap)

"Fang Yuan, just hand over the Spring Autumn Rizz Gu and we'll let you go out easy, no cap."

"Bro, stop resisting. All the big factions are here. You're cooked. This is a certified L for you."

"Fang Yuan, you're such a demon. You killed, like, so many people just to level up that Spring Autumn Rizz Gu. That's mad sus, bro."

"Demon, 300 years ago you took my rizz, clapped my family, and wiped out my whole bloodline. I've been malding ever since. Today, you're gonna catch these hands!"

Fang Yuan stood there, his drip absolutely ruined. His green robes were shredded, his hair was a mess, and he was covered in blood like he just lost a Fortnite build battle. Blood pooled at his feet, and the mountain breeze made his tattered robes flap like a flag of doom.

He was surrounded. No way out. Big L energy all around.

But Fang Yuan? He was chill. Like, too chill. His face was calm, his eyes deep like he was staring into the void after a 3 AM TikTok binge. He knew he was cooked, but he wasn't even sweating it.

The factions around him were a mix of old heads and young flexers. Some were yelling, some were side-eyeing him, and others were just there for the vibes. But no one moved. They were all scared of his final play. This standoff went on for six hours, and by the time the sun started setting, the mountain looked like it was on fire.

Finally, Fang Yuan moved. He turned slowly, and everyone flinched like he just pulled out a uno reverse card. His face was pale from blood loss, but in the sunset glow, he looked kinda majestic. Like a sigma male meme.

He looked at the sunset and dropped some bars:

"Sunset on the mountain, moon in the spring breeze. Morning's fine, night's cold. Win or lose, it's all the same in the end."

Then he started reminiscing. Bro was originally a scholar on Earth, but he got isekai'd into this world and grinded for 500 years. He went through so much—wars, betrayals, the whole villain arc. And now? He was about to die. But he wasn't even mad. He knew this was coming.

"I failed," he thought. "But no regrets. I'd do it all again."

Then he laughed. Like, a full-on villain laugh.

"If this Spring Autumn Rizz Gu works, I'll still be a demon in the next life!"

The factions were shook. "Bro, why are you laughing? That's mad sus."

"Watch out! He's about to pull some final boss move!"

"Just give us the Spring Autumn Rizz Gu already!"

But before they could do anything, Fang Yuan exploded in a blinding light. Big boom energy.

Cut to: Qing Mao Mountain (500 Years Earlier)

It's raining. Like, soft spring rain vibes. Qing Mao Mountain is quiet except for the sound of the drizzle and the occasional drip from the trees.

But the Gu Yue Village? Popping off. There's lights everywhere, like a Minecraft village at night. In the middle of the village, there's a big pavilion where the Gu Yue clan is holding their annual ceremony.

The clan head, a middle-aged dude with gray sideburns, is kneeling in front of some ancestor tablets, praying for "new blood" (aka talented kids). Behind him, the elders are all kneeling too, looking serious.

After the ceremony, the elders start chatting.

"Bro, time flies. Feels like last year's ceremony was yesterday."

"I hope we get some cracked kids this year. We haven't had a genius in, like, three years."

"Fr fr. The Bai Clan has that kid, Bai Ning Bing. Dude's a literal prodigy. Level three Gu Master at, like, 12 years old. That's mad OP."

The elders start sweating. Bai Ning Bing is built different, and they're worried their clan can't compete.

But then someone brings up Gu Yue Fang Yuan.

"Yo, have you heard about Fang Yuan? Kid's a genius. Started talking at three months, walking at four. At five, he was dropping bars like a poet. Bro's got that rizz."

The clan head overhears and smiles. "If Fang Yuan has A-grade potential, he could rival Bai Ning Bing. Even B-grade would be a W for us."

The elders start side-eyeing each other. They all want Fang Yuan in their family line. The competition is about to be fierce.

Meanwhile, in Fang Yuan's Room

Fang Yuan is standing by the window, staring at the village lights. The rain's hitting his face, but he doesn't care.

"Gu Yue Village… 500 years ago. The Spring Autumn Rizz Gu actually worked."

He looks at his hands—soft, pale, and young. He's back in his old body.

"500 years of grinding… feels like a dream."

But he knows it's real. The grind never stops.

End of Chapter 1 (TL;DR)

Fang Yuan gets clapped by the factions but uses the Spring Autumn Rizz Gu to go back 500 years.

He's back in Gu Yue Village, young again, and ready to restart his villain arc.

The clan is hyped about the ceremony, and Fang Yuan's already the main character.

No regrets, no cap—just sigma male energy.