Reverend Insanity (Rizzed Edition)

Chapter 2: Time Traveling with 500 Years of Rizz (No Regrets, No Cap)

Legend has it that there's a river of time flowing through the world, keeping everything on track. The spring autumn rizz gu lets you swim upstream and go back in time. Sounds sus, right? Most people don't believe it. Like, why would you trade your whole life just to maybe go back in time? That's a certified L.

But Fang Yuan? He had no choice. He was cornered, so he YOLO'd it and used the spring autumn rizz gu. And guess what? It worked. Bro got isekai'd back 500 years. No cap, he's living his best villain arc now.

Fang Yuan sighed. "I killed so many people, made the heavens mad, and grinded for that spring autumn rizz gu, and now it's gone. Big L, but whatever. I'll just make another one. I did it before, I'll do it again."

The spring autumn rizz gu was a one-time use thing, but Fang Yuan wasn't even mad. He had something better: 500 years of rizz. Memories, knowledge, and all the tea on future events. He knew where the hidden loot was, who the future OP players would be, and how to avoid the biggest Ls.

"Time to speedrun this life," Fang Yuan thought. "But first, I gotta level up. Right now, I'm just a noob. Can't even fight a mountain boar without getting clapped."

He needed resources, and the Gu Yue Clan was his starting point. But bro wasn't planning to stay long. Once he hit level three Gu Master, he was dipping. Qing Mao Mountain was too small for his sigma grindset.

The Awakening Ceremony (It's Giving Main Character Energy)

Fang Yuan woke up before dawn, his brain buzzing with plans. He'd only slept for two hours, but sleep is for the weak. His body was tired, but his mind was on that grindset.

Shen Cui, his servant girl, came in with a basin of water. She was dressed to impress, trying to rizz him up. But Fang Yuan wasn't falling for it. In his past life, she'd betrayed him the second his status dropped. This time, he wasn't even giving her the time of day.

"You can leave," he said, brushing her off. Shen Cui pouted but didn't argue. She knew better than to mess with Fang Yuan's cold, unbothered vibe.

Fang Zheng, his twin brother, was waiting at the door. Bro looked nervous, like he was about to take a final exam. Fang Yuan didn't care. In his past life, Fang Zheng had turned on him after the Awakening Ceremony. But now? Fang Yuan wasn't even mad. He had bigger fish to fry.

The Walk of Shade

The brothers headed to the ceremony, passing groups of other kids. Everyone was whispering about Fang Yuan. "That's the guy who wrote those fire poems," someone said. "He's so cold. It's giving main character energy."

Fang Zheng walked behind his brother, head down, feeling the weight of Fang Yuan's shadow. He'd always been in his brother's shadow, and today wasn't going to be any different.

But Fang Yuan wasn't worried. He knew what was coming. In his past life, he'd been exposed as a C-grade talent, while Fang Zheng turned out to be an A-grade. The clan had flipped on him, and Fang Zheng had become the golden child.

This time, though, Fang Yuan wasn't sweating it. He had 500 years of rizz. He didn't need the clan's approval. He didn't need Shen Cui's fake love. He didn't even need Fang Zheng's loyalty.

"If you don't get in my way, we're cool," Fang Yuan thought. "But if you try to stop my grindset, you can scram."

The Ceremony Begins (It's Giving Drama)

The Awakening Ceremony was held in the clan's grand pavilion. The elders were there, looking all serious and important. The kids lined up, each one stepping forward to have their talent tested.

Fang Yuan stood at the back, watching. He didn't need to rush. He already knew how this would play out. In his past life, he'd been humiliated when his C-grade talent was revealed. But this time? He didn't care. He had bigger plans.

When it was his turn, Fang Yuan stepped forward. The elder placed a hand on his head, and a warm energy flowed through him. The crowd held their breath.

"C-grade," the elder announced.

The crowd erupted in whispers. "C-grade? But he's supposed to be a genius!"

Fang Yuan didn't even flinch. He just walked back to his spot, his face calm. Fang Zheng was next, and when the elder announced his A-grade talent, the crowd went wild.

Fang Zheng looked at his brother, expecting to see jealousy or anger. But Fang Yuan just gave him a faint smile. "Congrats," he said, his voice cold.

The Aftermath (It's Giving Villain Energy)

After the ceremony, the clan's attitude toward Fang Yuan changed. The elders who had once praised him now ignored him. Shen Cui stopped trying to rizz him up. Even Fang Zheng started acting like he was the main character.

But Fang Yuan didn't care. He had 500 years of knowledge. He knew where to find the best loot, how to level up fast, and how to avoid the clan's drama. He didn't need their approval. He didn't need their resources. He was on his own grindset.

As he walked back to his room, Fang Yuan thought about his next move. "First, I'll need to refine a few basic Gu. Maybe the vibe check gu to sense danger, and the glow-up gu to boost my stats. Then I'll head out and start collecting resources."

He glanced at the clan's pavilion one last time. "You can keep your A-grade talent and your petty drama. I've got a world to conquer."

Key Points (TL;DR)

Fang Yuan used the spring autumn rizz gu to go back 500 years.

He's got 500 years of knowledge and is ready to speedrun his villain arc.

Shen Cui tried to rizz him up, but he's not falling for it.

Fang Zheng got A-grade talent at the Awakening Ceremony, but Fang Yuan doesn't care.

Fang Yuan's motto: "If you don't get in my way, we're cool. If you do, scram."