Shinji And The Multiverse Of Madness

Silence reigned in the room, until someone said the first words.

[Gacha Girl: Omigoshomigoshomigosh, yay! I can finally visit Lord Shinji's world, and play with a younger version of Archer EMIYA! Also, I'll finally be able to pinch Kama's face! Yay!]

[Dragon Queen: Great! Finally, we'll have enough people to fight Acnologia! His majesty Zeref will be pleased at this...]

[Dr. Teacher: Ah, looks like I'll finally be able to reach you, little Himiko. As promised, I'll teach you how to be a proper villain, just like the Guild of Calamitous Intent (though I've got to admit, Rusty Venture sure does act more like a villain than The Monarch)]

[The Usurper: Damn it Killinger! Could you please stop trying to drag the poor little lass into the path of villainy!]

[Kuroneko: Wait, will I finally be able to go to Earthland!? I always wanted to use magic, y'know!]

[The Avenging Son: So it's a given you won't come to my world, right?]

[Kuroneko: That's a given! I mean, it's not without reason your world is known as 'One of the three hellholes in the Multiverse'!]

[Sis-Con Devil: So, who's number one?]

[The Usurper: Sigh... You had to ask, didn't you..."]

[Sis-Con Devil: Whoops! Tehee ;)]

[Prissy Loser: Anyway, who's the newbie-]

[Ding! Galaxy Baseballer has joined the Chat Room!]

[Galaxy Baseballer: U-umm, hello? Is this one of Madam Herta's newest inventions?]

[Spin User: Nyohohoho! Seems like to me that we have a lady here. Grawr!]

[Dragon Queen: Damn it Gyro, keep your...filthy...thoughts to yourself! Dearie, don't mind him, he's just a womanising scumbag...]

[Galaxy Baseballer: Oh, okay. So, what does this chat group do anyway?]

[Prissy Loser: Guidelines_Of_Chat.pdf]

[Prissy Loser: Read and memorise the rules and guidelines. If you have any issues, you can talk to me, Lord Guilliman or Mr. Calvin Lucien. We'll be more than happy to help]

[The Avenging Son: Talk to Calvin. He's also known as The Usurper. I'll be busy preparing for the Cadian Invasion, along with dealing with the klepto Traezyn]

[Dr. Teacher: Ah, the metallic tentacles can you call a 'Necron'?]

[The Avenging Son: He's an asshole, but he's the best bet we've got to saving the Galaxy ever since Father fell asleep...]

Here, the chat group paused, with most of the members coming after The Usurper curious about who Guilliman's 'Father' is, or was. Just as they were about to ask him who He is, the group chat announced a mission.

[Ding! New quest – Help [Galaxy Baseballer] stop the invasion by the army of Star God Nanook. A maximum of 3 (not including [Galaxy Baseballer]) are allowed for participation. Rewards – 100000 Points, Mythical Fragments, and 10 Golden loot boxes. Please register now]

(Rarity of Artifacts goes from:

Mythical

Legendary

Ultra Rare

Rare

Average

Poor

)

[Ding! Members chosen for this expedition are:

Prissy Loser

Cutest Girl In The World

Dr. Teacher

Teleportation will begin as soon as you press the button. Please prepare yourself...]

Smiling at the chance of going to a brand new world first, Shiji took the cube. Tapping the surface, the cube expanded itself, turning into an interdimensional gateway. Inside it lay his Mark 8 Errant armour, and upon entering the green-lit chamber, the metallic servo arms began preparing the armour.

With each step, Shinji grew older and older, until a steel-faced man stood before the armour, his forehead laced with 2 golden stud bolts. Scars criss-crossed his face, depicting a battle-worn warrior.

Verifying that it was Shinji, their servos began dressing him in his armour, the needles injecting into the various ports on his body, connecting him to the various life support systems attached to the armour.

As the armour was placed over him, he could not help but reminisce on the day he gained access to the chat...