summoned to dxd by mistake but I got…a group chat?!

I'm currently fighting a cold so I'm going to make it a very short chapter.

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(??? POV)

This can't be happening!! One minute I was beating my friends ass when I saw him balls deep in my mom, next thing I know he gets crushed by a truck!

But not even a day passed since the incident and now I'm in an unknown world, yeah I said it! Somehow while asleep I hear my girlfriends voice saying that I caused his death, and that I will get what I deserve.

But next thing I know I'm on the outskirts of a village! Now you would think, "aw hell yeah!!" And you would get a system or a cheat power.

But I didn't get any of that, only a note that read punishment from someone called the omnipotent and omnipresent god of trucks.

"Well that's just great! Not only am I probably dead but I also got the ire of truck-kun! Now bigger question is, where am I anime wise?" I say aloud catching glances of passerby's, they wore tunics and armor, so I must have isekaied into a world of swords and magic, maybe I can become the sword saint of this world, and be allowed to bang any many women as I want, my dream!

There were a few anime based on the concept based on medieval times mixed with swords and magic, but before I could explore I hear a man warning people of the God hand, the name sounded oddly familiar yet foreign to me.

The only reason I got into anime was because my friends was an otaku and I'd use anime as a distraction for him while I banged his girlfriend right under his nose and he was none the wiser.

'Seriously what anime world is this?!' I think as I see a guard up ahead, and when I asked him what village this was he replied enoch village.

"Okay so I got a village name, but which anime has a village called enoch?" I mutter to myself as I hear a woman talk about a group called band of the hawk, a cool sounding name, but before I could figure out what to do next I see a cloaked figure wearing armor carrying a humongous sword, seriously that think probably weighed a ton, like is was just a giant slab of iron.

'It couldn't be!' I think as I see the man leave with a soldier group out of the village and I decide to follow, they were taking a slow pace on horseback and I see a man wearing a helmet that had pure white hair poking out.

He walk talking to the man carrying the giant sword and before I could get closer the skies went completely dark, it was an eclipse! " oh god no!" I yell as I finally remember what anime had the name God hand and a man carrying a giant sword.

"Of all places I could be sent why did it have to be Berserk?!!!"